| Login | Lost Password | Help | Rules | | |

Most Recent

The Prince and the Dragon by Lumeriel Mature
"The day that Nolofinwë heard the story of the Beast from his nanny's mouth, it was also the first time he heard about his...
~ The Once and Future Kings ~ by Spiced Wine Explicit
After the destruction of the old universe, Vanimórë, sitting outside ‘Time’ in the ‘Monument’...
Garmonbozia-(Pain and sorrow) by astorey_91 Explicit
How Namo treats the fëar in his care (dark!Namo AU)And how two maiar get caught up in it.
Fragments from Middle-earth by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
Ficlets of under 1000 words written for past BTMEM Challenges. They feature mostly Aragorn, Faramir, Halbarad and OCs
Two shores of the lake by Lumeriel Explicit
Once again, the families of Fëanor and Fingolfin live separated by a lake. After being reborn, both families find a way...
A Shadow Over Genesis by Spiced Wine Explicit
  He woke beside Finwë when the Unbegotten opened their eyes to the starlight over Cuiviénen. Brother...
Angels and crooks by Nuredhel General Audiences
Bard and Thran has gotten used to their new life but they do still have their jobs and my oh my does that make things interesting...

Site Info

Members: 488
Series: 93
Stories: 1772
Chapters: 9017
Word count: 27761781
Authors: 142
Reviews: 16776
Reviewers: 225
Newest Member: Mairen Marshall
Beta-reader: 31
Recommendations: 53
Recommenders: 13
Challenges: 14
Challengers: 9
 

Who's Online

Guests: 9
Members:

Shoutbox

Spiced Wine
09/14/19 11:07 pm
Welcome, Mairen :)
Spiced Wine
09/13/19 09:18 am
Happy Friday, everyone \o/
Spiced Wine
09/12/19 07:13 pm
Astorey, could you email me using the contact form and I can tell you about how to put pics onto a fic?
Spiced Wine
09/11/19 08:30 pm
Nelya — Sorry, that would be Estiel’s purview; Narya and I can’t do that
Spiced Wine
09/11/19 08:29 pm
Most of the free hosting sites are being closed, but I can host one for you, if you like
Spiced Wine
09/11/19 08:29 pm
Astorey— yes, of course it is. You have to first host the image so you can obtain a code for it.
astorey_91
09/10/19 01:56 pm
If it’s okay to ask, is there a way to add pictures to a fic that is posted?
NelyafinweFeanorion
09/09/19 09:05 pm
I didn't see Azaghâl's name on the list of characters when I was posting my latest fic!
ziggy
09/06/19 10:55 pm
NASH! I called you Narya in a review!! So sorry. (grovel. Will write everything you ask of me in apology. x
Spiced Wine
09/01/19 10:29 am
Oh, that’s good, Ziggy!
Shout Archive


Penname: Speaker to Customers [Contact]
Real name: Paul
Membership status: Member
Member since: July 29, 2011
Website:
Beta-reader: No
I'm curiouswombat's husband.

[Report This]


Series by Speaker to Customers [1]
Reviews by Speaker to Customers [8]
Challenges by Speaker to Customers [0]
Recommendations by Speaker to Customers [0]
Favorite Series [1]
Speaker to Customers's Favorites [12]

Stories by Speaker to Customers

Title: The Dark Companion by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, is transported to Middle Earth and meets Aragorn at Amon Hen. She wins a place in the Fellowship and tries to help; unfortunately she's a Drow and her black skin inspires fear and hatred in everyone they meet. But it's when she befriends Éowyn that things really start to go wrong...
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Aragorn, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Éomer, Éowyn, Erchirion, Erkenbrand, Gamling, Gandalf, Gimli, Gríma Wormtongue, Halbarad, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Orc, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Saruman, Theoden, Uruk-Hai
Content: Action/Adventure, Character Death, Crossover, Het
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 148406 | Read count: 44225

[Report This]
Published: April 19, 2012 | Updated: September 06, 2018


Title: The Book of Lost Trains by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: LotR as it would have been if written by the Rev. W. Awdry (creator of Thomas the Tank Engine); the oddest crossover ever. 2 x 200-word double drabbles and a 100-word drabble.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Balrog, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gimli, Gollum/Sméagol, Legolas, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Sauron
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 509 | Read count: 4134

[Report This]
Published: November 21, 2012 | Updated: November 21, 2012


Title: What Cierre Did Next by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Drabble postscript to Les Morts Dansant giving a glimpse of Cierre's activities in the Undying Lands.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, OFC
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Les Morts Dansant
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 103 | Read count: 1658

[Report This]
Published: November 03, 2012 | Updated: November 03, 2012


Title: Les Morts Dansant by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Crossover with the Forgotten Realms. Loth
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Éomer, Erchirion, Gimli, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drama, Het, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Les Morts Dansant
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 44005 | Read count: 11123

[Report This]
Published: August 26, 2011 | Updated: October 29, 2012


Title: Ent Music by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A drabble series inspired by a spelling mistake, or typo, encountered recently by curiouswombat. Merry and Pippin meet one of Treebeard's more surprising allies - and then find that allies can come with unwelcome baggage.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Treebeard/Fangorn
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 408 | Read count: 4191

[Report This]
Published: September 18, 2012 | Updated: September 20, 2012


Title: Same as the old boss... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Sometimes getting powerful help on your quest really isn't a good idea. When a hero from another world turns up at the Council of Elrond, and volunteers to take the Ring to Mount Doom, it backfires horribly...
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Crossover, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 414 | Read count: 2369

[Report This]
Published: May 23, 2012 | Updated: May 23, 2012


Title: When you've got to go... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Drabble. A pair of Mary-Sue 10th & 11th Walkers encounter the practical necessities Tolkien and Jackson omitted from the books and the movie. Inspired by Ellyn's review of 'The Dark Companion'.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Halbarad, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 103 | Read count: 2010

[Report This]
Published: May 13, 2012 | Updated: May 13, 2012


Title: If Peter Jackson did crossovers... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A drabble about what might have happened in the movie if Peter Jackson had decided to kill two birds with one stone. Perhaps the shortest 'Tenth Walker' story ever written.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Celeborn, Elrond, Éowyn, Gandalf
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 105 | Read count: 2463

[Report This]
Published: August 16, 2011 | Updated: August 16, 2011


Title: Two and a Half Drabbles by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Two 100-word drabbles, and a 50-word half-drabble, written by a self-confessed Gimli/Galadriel shipper with an odd sense of humour.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Galadriel, Gimli, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck
Content: Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 255 | Read count: 6941

[Report This]
Published: August 09, 2011 | Updated: August 09, 2011


Title: The Rings At Pooh Corner by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A crossover between The Lord of the Rings, the Winnie the Pooh stories of A A Milne, and Twilight; inspired by the purchase of Lotrfanfiction.com by Keith Mander. The Council of Elrond select a Tenth Walker to accompany the Fellowship - Edward Bear of the Beornings, known to all as Winnie the Pooh. Told in the form of twelve 100-word drabbles.

Definitely not to be taken seriously. Warning; as anyone who knows me from elsewhere will be aware, I'm a Gimli/Galadriel shipper.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Éomer, Galadriel, Gimli, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, Saruman, Theoden
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1312 | Read count: 4944

[Report This]
Published: July 29, 2011 | Updated: July 29, 2011