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Returnverse. Legolas' party of elves, a dwarf, and The Key, set off to explore their new lands. Ithilienne, left behind...
When Death Kneels by astorey_91 Explicit
When Lord Namo leaves his position as Doomsman, and travels to Angband to pledge his loyalty to its lord. (my dark!Namo AU)Also...
The Battle Under the Trees by ziggy General Audiences
It had begun with a distant tremor in the Earth. Breathless messengers arrived from the East Bight. Smoke in the South,’...
Seven Stars and Seven Stones by ziggy General Audiences
It should be the time of Peace and plenty, except there are bonfires on the Barrow Downs and strange happenings on Amon Sûl...
Half-brothers in heart, full brothers in blood by FirstAmazon Mature
My (rather optimistic) view on the complicated relationship between Fëanor & Fingolfin. A romance.
~ A Crown of Ash ~ by Spiced Wine General Audiences
Set directly after A Throne of Shadows, with the Clouds now gutted by fire, events move to the north-west of Scotland. The...
Akallabeth: A Space Opera by astorey_91 Explicit
The telling of the Downfall of Numenor, but in the style of a space opera.

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Penname: Speaker to Customers [Contact]
Real name: Paul
Membership status: Member
Member since: July 29, 2011
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Series by Speaker to Customers [1]
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Stories by Speaker to Customers

Title: The Dark Companion by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, is transported to Middle Earth and meets Aragorn at Amon Hen. She wins a place in the Fellowship and tries to help; unfortunately she's a Drow and her black skin inspires fear and hatred in everyone they meet. But it's when she befriends Éowyn that things really start to go wrong...
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Aragorn, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Éomer, Éowyn, Erchirion, Erkenbrand, Gamling, Gandalf, Gimli, Gríma Wormtongue, Halbarad, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Orc, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Saruman, Theoden, Uruk-Hai
Content: Action/Adventure, Character Death, Crossover, Het
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 148406 | Read count: 46131

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Published: April 19, 2012 | Updated: September 06, 2018


Title: The Book of Lost Trains by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: LotR as it would have been if written by the Rev. W. Awdry (creator of Thomas the Tank Engine); the oddest crossover ever. 2 x 200-word double drabbles and a 100-word drabble.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Balrog, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gimli, Gollum/Sméagol, Legolas, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Sauron
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 509 | Read count: 4539

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Published: November 21, 2012 | Updated: November 21, 2012


Title: What Cierre Did Next by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Drabble postscript to Les Morts Dansant giving a glimpse of Cierre's activities in the Undying Lands.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, OFC
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Les Morts Dansant
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 103 | Read count: 1752

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Published: November 03, 2012 | Updated: November 03, 2012


Title: Les Morts Dansant by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Crossover with the Forgotten Realms. Loth
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Éomer, Erchirion, Gimli, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drama, Het, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Les Morts Dansant
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 44005 | Read count: 11796

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Published: August 26, 2011 | Updated: October 29, 2012


Title: Ent Music by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A drabble series inspired by a spelling mistake, or typo, encountered recently by curiouswombat. Merry and Pippin meet one of Treebeard's more surprising allies - and then find that allies can come with unwelcome baggage.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Treebeard/Fangorn
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 408 | Read count: 4629

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Published: September 18, 2012 | Updated: September 20, 2012


Title: Same as the old boss... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Sometimes getting powerful help on your quest really isn't a good idea. When a hero from another world turns up at the Council of Elrond, and volunteers to take the Ring to Mount Doom, it backfires horribly...
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Crossover, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 414 | Read count: 2476

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Published: May 23, 2012 | Updated: May 23, 2012


Title: When you've got to go... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Drabble. A pair of Mary-Sue 10th & 11th Walkers encounter the practical necessities Tolkien and Jackson omitted from the books and the movie. Inspired by Ellyn's review of 'The Dark Companion'.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Halbarad, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 103 | Read count: 2090

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Published: May 13, 2012 | Updated: May 13, 2012


Title: If Peter Jackson did crossovers... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A drabble about what might have happened in the movie if Peter Jackson had decided to kill two birds with one stone. Perhaps the shortest 'Tenth Walker' story ever written.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Celeborn, Elrond, Éowyn, Gandalf
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 105 | Read count: 2530

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Published: August 16, 2011 | Updated: August 16, 2011


Title: Two and a Half Drabbles by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Two 100-word drabbles, and a 50-word half-drabble, written by a self-confessed Gimli/Galadriel shipper with an odd sense of humour.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Galadriel, Gimli, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck
Content: Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 255 | Read count: 7265

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Published: August 09, 2011 | Updated: August 09, 2011


Title: The Rings At Pooh Corner by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A crossover between The Lord of the Rings, the Winnie the Pooh stories of A A Milne, and Twilight; inspired by the purchase of Lotrfanfiction.com by Keith Mander. The Council of Elrond select a Tenth Walker to accompany the Fellowship - Edward Bear of the Beornings, known to all as Winnie the Pooh. Told in the form of twelve 100-word drabbles.

Definitely not to be taken seriously. Warning; as anyone who knows me from elsewhere will be aware, I'm a Gimli/Galadriel shipper.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Éomer, Galadriel, Gimli, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, Saruman, Theoden
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1312 | Read count: 5029

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Published: July 29, 2011 | Updated: July 29, 2011