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Do not ask for permission by Kalendeer Explicit
"Do not ask for permission", Curufin's voice whispered in my ear, and I wondered at the game he wanted me to play.
A Feast of Ashes by Kalendeer General Audiences
In Barad Eithel, High King Fingolfin lives under the shadow of his half-brother, dead on the very spot where the fortress...
The Hounds of Love by Verhalen Explicit
Sören Sigurdsson and "Mark Lowry" are continuing what they started in Sausalito over the summer. But they have some challenges...
~ A Throne of Shadows ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
Set after Last Night I Dreamt I Went to Summerland Again, Vanimöré wishes to reunite Maglor and his son...
~ Last Night I Dreamt I Went to Summerland Again ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
At the Monument, after Dagor Dagorath, Vanimöré wakes from a dream. Anything is better than doing nothing and...
Transmitting by curiouswombat Teen
Returnverse. Legolas' party of elves, a dwarf, and The Key, set off to explore their new lands. Ithilienne, left behind...
~ Fragments of Fate And Fire ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
This will be a collection of fics, commissioned art, and gapfillers to flesh out events within my Dark Prince/Magnificat...

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Spiced Wine
12/12/19 10:05 am
Welcome, Enyalie :)
Spiced Wine
12/09/19 09:46 am
Well, I’m not sure, Gabriel, but Fandom Stocking, which I think isn’t running this year (on DW) is similar
Gabriel
12/09/19 12:14 am
Oh, thanks Spiced! That sounds lovely.
Spiced Wine
12/08/19 08:23 pm
Is it where you write little gifts for someone’s ‘stocking’?
Gabriel
12/08/19 12:57 am
Not a problem, Ziggy. And what's a Christmas Stocking exactly? I'd be up for anything really. Anything to keep me writing.:D
ziggy
12/07/19 08:46 pm
I'm thinking there probably aren't enough of us to do the advent Calendar every day, Gabriel- I haven't got capacity to do every other day... maybe a Christmas stocking? Week before Christ
Spiced Wine
12/06/19 10:16 am
Happy Friday :)
Spiced Wine
12/05/19 05:13 pm
Some people do a round robin each December, Astorey. One person will write a chapter, then someone else write the next, and so on
astorey_91
12/05/19 01:38 pm
It’s probably a little bit late to ask this (I’m sorry), but, what is the advent calendar? :) lol A writing event? :)
Naledi
12/04/19 10:16 pm
I completely forgot about the advent calendar! I'm going to have to bow out this year, I'm afraid, because I'm stupidly busy at the moment.
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Penname: Speaker to Customers [Contact]
Real name: Paul
Membership status: Member
Member since: July 29, 2011
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Reviews by Speaker to Customers [8]
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Stories by Speaker to Customers

Title: The Dark Companion by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, is transported to Middle Earth and meets Aragorn at Amon Hen. She wins a place in the Fellowship and tries to help; unfortunately she's a Drow and her black skin inspires fear and hatred in everyone they meet. But it's when she befriends Éowyn that things really start to go wrong...
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Aragorn, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Éomer, Éowyn, Erchirion, Erkenbrand, Gamling, Gandalf, Gimli, Gríma Wormtongue, Halbarad, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Orc, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Saruman, Theoden, Uruk-Hai
Content: Action/Adventure, Character Death, Crossover, Het
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 148406 | Read count: 44709

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Published: April 19, 2012 | Updated: September 06, 2018


Title: The Book of Lost Trains by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: LotR as it would have been if written by the Rev. W. Awdry (creator of Thomas the Tank Engine); the oddest crossover ever. 2 x 200-word double drabbles and a 100-word drabble.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Balrog, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gimli, Gollum/Sméagol, Legolas, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Sauron
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 509 | Read count: 4236

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Published: November 21, 2012 | Updated: November 21, 2012


Title: What Cierre Did Next by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Drabble postscript to Les Morts Dansant giving a glimpse of Cierre's activities in the Undying Lands.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, OFC
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Les Morts Dansant
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 103 | Read count: 1683

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Published: November 03, 2012 | Updated: November 03, 2012


Title: Les Morts Dansant by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Crossover with the Forgotten Realms. Loth
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Éomer, Erchirion, Gimli, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drama, Het, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Les Morts Dansant
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 44005 | Read count: 11293

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Published: August 26, 2011 | Updated: October 29, 2012


Title: Ent Music by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A drabble series inspired by a spelling mistake, or typo, encountered recently by curiouswombat. Merry and Pippin meet one of Treebeard's more surprising allies - and then find that allies can come with unwelcome baggage.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Treebeard/Fangorn
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 408 | Read count: 4289

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Published: September 18, 2012 | Updated: September 20, 2012


Title: Same as the old boss... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Sometimes getting powerful help on your quest really isn't a good idea. When a hero from another world turns up at the Council of Elrond, and volunteers to take the Ring to Mount Doom, it backfires horribly...
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Crossover, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 414 | Read count: 2395

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Published: May 23, 2012 | Updated: May 23, 2012


Title: When you've got to go... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Drabble. A pair of Mary-Sue 10th & 11th Walkers encounter the practical necessities Tolkien and Jackson omitted from the books and the movie. Inspired by Ellyn's review of 'The Dark Companion'.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Halbarad, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 103 | Read count: 2038

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Published: May 13, 2012 | Updated: May 13, 2012


Title: If Peter Jackson did crossovers... by Speaker to Customers
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A drabble about what might have happened in the movie if Peter Jackson had decided to kill two birds with one stone. Perhaps the shortest 'Tenth Walker' story ever written.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Celeborn, Elrond, Éowyn, Gandalf
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 105 | Read count: 2478

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Published: August 16, 2011 | Updated: August 16, 2011


Title: Two and a Half Drabbles by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Two 100-word drabbles, and a 50-word half-drabble, written by a self-confessed Gimli/Galadriel shipper with an odd sense of humour.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Galadriel, Gimli, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck
Content: Drabble, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 255 | Read count: 7029

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Published: August 09, 2011 | Updated: August 09, 2011


Title: The Rings At Pooh Corner by Speaker to Customers
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A crossover between The Lord of the Rings, the Winnie the Pooh stories of A A Milne, and Twilight; inspired by the purchase of Lotrfanfiction.com by Keith Mander. The Council of Elrond select a Tenth Walker to accompany the Fellowship - Edward Bear of the Beornings, known to all as Winnie the Pooh. Told in the form of twelve 100-word drabbles.

Definitely not to be taken seriously. Warning; as anyone who knows me from elsewhere will be aware, I'm a Gimli/Galadriel shipper.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Éomer, Galadriel, Gimli, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothiriel, Saruman, Theoden
Content: Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1312 | Read count: 4966

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Published: July 29, 2011 | Updated: July 29, 2011