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Narya
10/21/18 12:08 am
She does sound like a force of nature.
Spiced Wine
10/20/18 10:32 pm
Oh, bless her, she sounds like an amazing person.
Ysilme
10/20/18 01:24 pm
until the end, still driving herself, living independently, going to choir practice and her church groups. It was sad to lose her, of course, but TBH it sounds like a good way to go.
Ysilme
10/20/18 01:23 pm
my MIL's birthday, so we're spending most of the day with her. I'm also just back from the funeral of a member of our choir where we sang. She had a stroke at 92 but hat been fit and activ
Ysilme
10/20/18 01:21 pm
I hope your brother arrives safe and sound, Spiced, and you have a lovely time together! I'm busy catching up with housework before going back up the ladder for painting, and tomorrow it's m
Spiced Wine
10/20/18 12:13 pm
That sounds lovely :) Yes, same with my family, now, Narya, all over the place here and abroad
Narya
10/19/18 10:36 pm
I'm going to try and get out in the country for a nice walk - maybe Ingleton or Aysgarth, to see the waterfalls.
Narya
10/19/18 10:36 pm
Sounds lovely, Spiced. I miss my family like crazy, we're all scattered to the four winds these days. Hope he gets here safe.
Spiced Wine
10/19/18 10:04 pm
My brother’s over from Spain for a couple of days so I’ll be seeing him. If he ever gets here! Flight delayed by storms in Spain!
Spiced Wine
10/19/18 10:03 pm
I hope you’re able to relax, Narya, after a busy week.
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Penname: Quantumphysica [Contact]
Real name: Quantumphysica
Membership status: Member
Member since: June 07, 2013
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Beta-reader: Yes
Hi, I'm Quantumphysica The Insane, QP in short.

I am -as my name says- completely insane, very certainly psychotic and possibly a psychopath. In the daily life, when I'm not writing, plotting murder, sharpening my collection of knives, engaging in non-PG-rated bedroom activities that involve whips, or baking pies for my family I am a student of Art History, living in Belgium.

After reading countless fanfics I finally got myself to adding some of my own... I am addicted to smut, fluff and ridiculous drama...

If you want to get to know me, add me on Twitter (@Quantumphysica), find me on my Wordpress blog (wereallmadinhere.wordpress.com), or on Fanfiction.net as Quantumphysica!

Also, I am willing to beta almost anything, for spelling, grammar and typos. Preferably one-shots (length doesn't matter) as I don't always have the time, but if you have a multi-chapter fic you want beta-read, feel free to ask!

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Series by Quantumphysica [2]
Reviews by Quantumphysica [319]
Challenges by Quantumphysica [0]
Recommendations by Quantumphysica [6]
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Stories by Quantumphysica

Title: The Bluntness of Grief by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Or, the story of the swords of Eöl. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aredhel, Beleg, Celebrimbor, Elu Thingol, Eöl, Maeglin, Melian
Content: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14952 | Read count: 1486

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Published: August 13, 2015 | Updated: January 25, 2016


Title: A Borrowed Voice by Quantumphysica
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

A young man miraculously survives a car crash that by all means should have killed him… but when he wakes from his coma, he has lost the ability to understand English. He speaks gibberish and writes in meaningless scribbles... or so the doctors think. They don't know the sound of Old Quenya, after all.

It could have been coincidence that he crosses paths with Maka Smith, speech therapist and oath-bound kinslayer, but then… there is no coincidence where the Valar are concerned. When Námo gives them an unlikely mission, they have no choice but to work together whether they like it or not…


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Elenwë, Fëanor, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 73057 | Read count: 8149

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Published: May 20, 2014 | Updated: December 25, 2015


Title: Bitter Medicine by Quantumphysica
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

On the way to Nargothrond, Curufin suffers a poisoned wound. Things take a turn from there... but not for the worse, if Finrod has any say in it. 

This is the Nargothrond sick!fic no one asked for. You're welcome. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Beren, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Curufin, Finduilas, Finrod, Lúthien, Orodreth
Content: Angst, AU, BDSM, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 12737 | Read count: 4239

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Published: May 27, 2015 | Updated: June 17, 2015


Title: Mother Morgoth by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Exchange programs are an exciting and fun way to get to know different cultures and make new friends... right? 

Prepare for the strangest AU you've ever seen. Yes, you read that right, this is as AU as they come. Includes sudden teleportation, a balrog in the bathroom, Gondorian Folk Dancers, anachronisms, food fights, unlikely family ties, all the goodness of Genderswapped!Morgoth... and much more! Also, Mairon has a guitar and he's not afraid to use it. Brace yourself!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Balrog, Caranthir, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Curufin, Ecthelion, Ent, Eonwë, Fëanor, Galadriel, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Gothmog, Lúthien, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor, Melkor/Morgoth, Mouth of sauron, OFC, Radagast, Saruman, Sauron, Thuringwethil, Treebeard/Fangorn
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 17438 | Read count: 5512

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Published: August 03, 2013 | Updated: May 22, 2015


Title: The Silmarillion Songbook by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Teach your children the joys of silmaril hunting, balrog slaying, oath-swearing, kinslaying and much more... through the power of song!

(A collection of songs and nursery rhymes, about subjects that may or may not be suitable for your children's ears...)
Category: Poetry
Characters: None
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 911 | Read count: 2930

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Published: August 15, 2013 | Updated: April 08, 2015


Title: To Boldly Go by Quantumphysica
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Captain Eärendil of the starship Vingilot led a quiet, simple life of traveling space and mapping star charts… At least, until an attack of the O.A.T.H. on his home world draws him and his family into a web of political intrigue, and puts them unwittingly on the front lines of a large interplanetary conflict…

With hypocrite politicians, family drama, Dragon-Class battlecruisers, and a mysterious payload on their hands, will the crew of the Vingilot survive this turmoil unscathed?

A Space AU of the War of Wrath…

To Boldly Go

Thank you Agnes for the cover art... 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Daeron, Elwing, Eärendil, Maglor, Nimrodel, Varda/Elbereth, Voronwë
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4891 | Read count: 1906

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Published: January 15, 2014 | Updated: January 25, 2014


Title: The Unlikely Visitor by Quantumphysica
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 36]
Summary:

COMPLETE! Thrown into the Void as a bodiless fëa, Sauron hadn't expected to get out there any time soon. No wonder thus that suddenly crashing stark naked into a different world came as a bit of a surprise... Will he cope with the wizarding world, Hogwarts, and the messy Weasley family, or are we in for disaster? Either way, it's gonna be a rough ride...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Irmo/Lórien, Mandos/Námo, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Character Death, Crossover, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Unlikely Stories
Chapters: 25 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 71595 | Read count: 19191

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Published: June 29, 2013 | Updated: January 19, 2014


Title: Of Gems And Jewels by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

The Silmarils are back in town... and they are no longer to be messed with. 

When the Silmarils disappear from their respective holding places and resurface in modern day Middle-Earth, the Valar enlist the (unwilling) sons of Fëanor to go get them back. Difficult enough, no? Yet drama and hilarity really ensue when it turns out that the Silmarils have gone through some slight changes... 

This is co-written with Agnes Riemann, so prepare for explicit sex, random indecency, foul language, and criminal(ly insane) behaviour. 

Somewhat inspired by a piece of art by Mangacrack 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Daeron, Maedhros, Maglor
Content: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Femmeslash, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 17412 | Read count: 5824

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Published: November 20, 2013 | Updated: January 10, 2014


Title: Medication by Quantumphysica
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

What if Morgoth got to eat a piece of Aiwendil's infamous cake? An "Involuntary Admission" story...

(This was supposed to be humor, but it turned out as angst with a philosophical twist. I know, I don't know how it happened either...)

Dedicated to CrackinAndProudOfIt on Fanfiction.Net


Category: Fiction
Characters: Estë, Irmo/Lórien, Mandos/Námo, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: The Crack Book Of Arda
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5775 | Read count: 1669

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Published: December 09, 2013 | Updated: December 09, 2013


Title: Involuntary Admission by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 26]
Summary:

COMPLETE! Ages and ages of worrying visions, nagging fëar, and being hated/feared by every living creature have left their trace on Námo... No wonder thus that at long last he starts to behave a little... erratic. When even his wife Vairë gets concerned, the Valar decide to drastic measures...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Aulë, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Estë, Fëanor, Irmo/Lórien, Maedhros, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Nienna, Oromë, Tulkas, Ulmo, Vairë, Vána, Varda/Elbereth, Yavanna
Content: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Crack Book Of Arda
Chapters: 16 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 28113 | Read count: 12671

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Published: June 20, 2013 | Updated: November 04, 2013


Title: The Childhood by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

When Sauron arrives in the Halls of Waiting after the destruction of the ring, Námo is faced with a difficult decision, which challenges his usually infallible judgement. Irmo offers an unorthodox solution to the problem, a solution that includes the fëa of a certain fiery Noldo... What is the Vala of Dreams planning, and will it work?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Irmo/Lórien, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Nerdanel, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 31113 | Read count: 14155

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Published: July 09, 2013 | Updated: October 16, 2013


Title: Tears Unnumbered by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 6]
Summary: It is no use crying when you are already surrounded by water...
A tale of the hidden thoughts of Ulmo.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Ulmo
Content: Angst, Drama
Challenges: Thoughts of a Vala
Challenge: Thoughts of a Vala
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1652 | Read count: 1441

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Published: August 10, 2013 | Updated: August 10, 2013


Title: Understanding by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Melkor and Manw
Category: Fiction
Characters: Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth
Content: Angst, Character Death, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4920 | Read count: 2064

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Published: June 24, 2013 | Updated: June 24, 2013