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The Black Arrow by ziggy General Audiences
Thranduil strikes a bargain with his fiery neighbour. Smaug is dead and Esgaroth is devastated. Legolas fights to sav his...
Forever is never that far away by mangacrack Teen
"It won't stop," Elrohir says one day, surrounded by a band of dead Orcs. "Why it won't stop?"
Reflections in Imladris by Starfox General Audiences
Companion Piece to Musings In The Night. Legolas arrives in Imladris.
Holding up the Sky by mangacrack General Audiences
[Maedhros & Aragorn] The meeting of two wary souls, comforting each other.
The Lost Princess by Alpanu Teen
Your life path had been difficult. You do not have a family nor a place you could call "home". You consider yourself to be...
The Trespasser by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
A herb mistress has a fateful encounter with a stranger.
The song of tomorrow by Nuredhel Explicit
The past reaches out towards the future...A living mystery is being delivered to the king of Mirkwood as a gift and a strange...

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Naledi
03/28/17 12:10 pm
I was a maths teacher too! A really soul-destroying job sometimes, because many children arrived at school already afraid of the subject.
Naledi
03/28/17 12:08 pm
It is sad how a bad teacher can make a child's time at school a misery. When I was teaching I was very conscious that even the most casual, throwaway comment could wound.
Alpha Ori
03/28/17 01:08 am
Love to meet him today and tell him I studied astronomy. Twit.
Alpha Ori
03/28/17 01:07 am
I still remember my maths teacher. Pasty faced and smelled of onions. I was traumatised, especially when he told my parents the only thing I was good at was sports.
Spiced Wine
03/24/17 02:30 pm
Most of my teachers were lovely - there were just a couple that were not nice.
ziggy
03/22/17 11:06 pm
I hate hearing about teachers who ruined a child's interest or confidence or curiosity- as a teacher myself, it actually hurts to think how someone has done that. It doesn't happen much now.
Spiced Wine
03/20/17 10:15 am
I was a very quiet student, easily cowed and very much a loner, nevertheless I was a good student, but he was not a nice teacher :(
Ysilme
03/19/17 03:00 pm
Spiced, what a horrible experience about that teacher! That would drive anybody off the subject, I'd imagine.
Ysilme
03/19/17 02:59 pm
UnnamedElement, my husband has a doctorate in chemistry, so he might be able to help. *g* Just drop me a note through the PM system here, or at LJ or DW (same name).
UnnamedElement
03/18/17 03:05 am
Spiced- how horrible! My friends made fun of my poor attn to detail so Chem and I did not get along either. But no! Can find no handy calculators online. Oh well!
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Penname: IgnobleBard [Contact]
Real name: Mike
Membership status: Member
Member since: July 02, 2011
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I've been in the LOTR fandom since 2002 and have met the most wonderful people through archives and communities such as this. I enjoy participating in challenges and fic swaps.

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Stories by IgnobleBard

Title: Your Image in an Antique Book by IgnobleBard
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: After the Battle of Unnumbered Tears, Maedhros revisits Fingon's fortress.

Many thanks to Oshun for the beta.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Maedhros
Content: Angst, Gen, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1176 | Read count: 63

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Published: March 11, 2017 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: In the Heart of the Storm by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ossë shows Círdan the passion at the heart of the storm.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Ossë/Uinen
Content: Drama, Erotica, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4848 | Read count: 46

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Published: March 11, 2017 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: A Spring Surprise by IgnobleBard
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Legolas hosts Glorfindel at the Greenwood spring festival, love ensues.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2563 | Read count: 345

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Published: April 30, 2016 | Updated: April 30, 2016


Title: Ages and Ages Hence by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Eldarion is offered a choice by Manw
Category: Fiction
Characters: Eldarion, Eonwë
Content: Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2605 | Read count: 218

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Published: April 30, 2016 | Updated: April 30, 2016


Title: Just a Taste by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas is forced to discipline Elros for dereliction of duty.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elros, Legolas
Content: Kink, PWP, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2438 | Read count: 348

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Published: September 22, 2015 | Updated: September 22, 2015


Title: My Fair Lindir by IgnobleBard, Thranduil Oropherion Redux
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The following piece is an offering from the musical team of Unlearned (Yours Truly) & Lowbrow (Thranduil Oropherion Redux). A mashup of The Silmarillion and the Broadway musical My Fair Lady. Humor/Parody. Rated Teen for sexual innuendo of all persuasions including male/male. Nothing graphic.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Galadriel, Lindir, Maeglin, Tom Bombadil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8665 | Read count: 712

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Published: January 20, 2014 | Updated: January 20, 2014


Title: Essence of Dreams by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: An Elf and a Vala doing what they do best.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Caranthir, Irmo/Lórien
Content: BDSM, Character Death, Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1680 | Read count: 1294

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Published: March 01, 2013 | Updated: March 01, 2013


Title: Shadows Grey and Grim by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Thranduil travels to Erebor for a celebration and meets a certain Dwarf prince.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Thorin, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4743 | Read count: 1199

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Published: February 26, 2013 | Updated: February 26, 2013


Title: A Nasty Surprise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The Witch-king discovers fanfiction.
Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 543 | Read count: 1766

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Published: January 24, 2013 | Updated: January 24, 2013


Title: The Gondor Social Club by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A little bdsm interlude in Gondor.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Éomer
Content: BDSM, Explicit Sex, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1573 | Read count: 1497

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Published: January 03, 2013 | Updated: January 03, 2013


Title: Beautiful, Unanswerable Questions by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Legolas and Elrohir make love and do battle when Erebor is threatened with attack years after the Ring War.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Content: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10984 | Read count: 1589

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Published: December 12, 2012 | Updated: December 12, 2012


Title: Avar and Away by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: If Gondolin is a hidden city, how did this guy find his way in?
Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC, Tuor, Turgon
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6707 | Read count: 771

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Published: August 28, 2012 | Updated: August 28, 2012


Title: Dead Reckoning by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 8]
Summary: A dead Oathbreaker and cook receives his summons from Isildur's heir.
Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1552 | Read count: 1391

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Published: March 13, 2012 | Updated: March 13, 2012


Title: Years Thicker Than Leaves by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor pines for Glorfindel for literal ages.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5944 | Read count: 1834

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Published: September 07, 2011 | Updated: September 07, 2011


Title: Fait Accompli by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Legolas is enslaved by a powerful and mysterious being.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas
Content: Angst, Mystery, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 11161 | Read count: 7714

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Published: July 03, 2011 | Updated: July 11, 2011


Title: Trade Off by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 12]
Summary: An answer, of sorts, to the question of how Elves feed themselves without farming or raising livestock. Inspired by a discussion of civilization on the HASA group, and the suggested solution of Olorime.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1128 | Read count: 2241

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011


Title: In the Shadow of the Tower by IgnobleBard
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Must all houseless spirits be corrupt?

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Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC
Content: Angst, Character Death, Horror
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 934 | Read count: 2016

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011


Title: Hunter of the Heart by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary: R
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Rúmil
Content: Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6785 | Read count: 1971

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011


Title: Love's Persistence by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 4]
Summary: In the midst of winter Haldir awaits a special visitor.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Haldir
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2064 | Read count: 2036

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011