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Old Bones by Narya General Audiences
Maglor examines some old relics in the Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin. Written for Valentine's Day; posting a few days...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
Artifices of Gold and Shadow by Marchwriter Mature
When a ‘messenger of the Valar’ arrives on a rainy night, Celebrimbor — living quietly in exile — offers him shelter...
Moderately Functional by KimicThranduilion General Audiences
When Legolas’ intended day off drinking his favourite Dorwinion is interrupted for an important mission he is determined...
Friendship Amidst Loss by KimicThranduilion Teen
When Legolas and his troop become targets for slave traders tragedy strikes and the Prince suffers a devastating loss after...
Fragments from Middle-earth by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
Ficlets of under 1000 words written for past BTMEM Challenges. They feature mostly Aragorn, Faramir, Halbarad and OCs
Oaths of Allegiance by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
 Faramir takes an oath of fealty to two very different liege lords.

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Spiced Wine
02/16/19 01:52 pm
B2Me is underway folks. Amazing collection of Bingo Cards!
ziggy
02/16/19 10:56 am
Sounds like we've got some good new fics/updates on their way if everyone is writing this weekend:)
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:13 pm
I've been working so hard to get them done, that I'm done in the process.
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:12 pm
That sounds like my kind of weekend. Spiced! Hopefully I can have some fics finished for everyone to read. Fingers crossed. :)
Narya
02/15/19 10:12 pm
Similar I think! It's meant to be cloudy here but no rain forecast so I think a walk to start with, then some writing time
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:36 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:15 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Narya
02/15/19 06:36 pm
Fri-yay! :D anybody got any nice plans this weekend?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 10:11 am
Happy Friday, everyone :)
Spiced Wine
02/14/19 09:46 pm
And to you, Alquien :)
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Penname: IgnobleBard [Contact]
Real name: Mike
Membership status: Member
Member since: July 02, 2011
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I've been in the LOTR fandom since 2002 and have met the most wonderful people through archives and communities such as this. I enjoy participating in challenges and fic swaps.

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Stories by IgnobleBard

Title: Lovely, Dark and Deep by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Thranduil visits Celeborn before he sails west and remembers their time together from long ago.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7908 | Read count: 833

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Published: May 11, 2017 | Updated: May 11, 2017


Title: A Bird to the Wise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Glorfindel fears Legolas has been changed by dark magic and impending motherhood.

An April Fool's story suggested by and written for Chaotic Binky. Thanks for the inspiration! Next time there will be more farts.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3294 | Read count: 698

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Published: April 02, 2017 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: Your Image in an Antique Book by IgnobleBard
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: After the Battle of Unnumbered Tears, Maedhros revisits Fingon's fortress.

Many thanks to Oshun for the beta.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Maedhros
Content: Angst, Gen, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1176 | Read count: 597

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Published: March 11, 2017 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: In the Heart of the Storm by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ossë shows Círdan the passion at the heart of the storm.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Ossë/Uinen
Content: Drama, Erotica, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4848 | Read count: 633

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Published: March 11, 2017 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: A Spring Surprise by IgnobleBard
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Legolas hosts Glorfindel at the Greenwood spring festival, love ensues.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2563 | Read count: 803

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Published: April 30, 2016 | Updated: April 30, 2016


Title: Ages and Ages Hence by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Eldarion is offered a choice by Manw
Category: Fiction
Characters: Eldarion, Eonwë
Content: Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2609 | Read count: 582

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Published: April 30, 2016 | Updated: April 30, 2016


Title: Just a Taste by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas is forced to discipline Elros for dereliction of duty.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elros, Legolas
Content: Kink, PWP, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2438 | Read count: 967

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Published: September 22, 2015 | Updated: September 22, 2015


Title: My Fair Lindir by IgnobleBard, Thranduil Oropherion Redux
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The following piece is an offering from the musical team of Unlearned (Yours Truly) & Lowbrow (Thranduil Oropherion Redux). A mashup of The Silmarillion and the Broadway musical My Fair Lady. Humor/Parody. Rated Teen for sexual innuendo of all persuasions including male/male. Nothing graphic.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Galadriel, Lindir, Maeglin, Tom Bombadil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8665 | Read count: 1208

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Published: January 20, 2014 | Updated: January 20, 2014


Title: Essence of Dreams by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: An Elf and a Vala doing what they do best.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Caranthir, Irmo/Lórien
Content: BDSM, Character Death, Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1680 | Read count: 1717

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Published: March 01, 2013 | Updated: March 01, 2013


Title: Shadows Grey and Grim by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Thranduil travels to Erebor for a celebration and meets a certain Dwarf prince.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Thorin, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4743 | Read count: 1623

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Published: February 26, 2013 | Updated: February 26, 2013


Title: A Nasty Surprise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The Witch-king discovers fanfiction.
Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 543 | Read count: 2227

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Published: January 24, 2013 | Updated: January 24, 2013


Title: The Gondor Social Club by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A little bdsm interlude in Gondor.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Éomer
Content: BDSM, Explicit Sex, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1573 | Read count: 2013

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Published: January 03, 2013 | Updated: January 03, 2013


Title: Beautiful, Unanswerable Questions by IgnobleBard
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Legolas and Elrohir make love and do battle when Erebor is threatened with attack years after the Ring War.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Content: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10984 | Read count: 2071

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Published: December 12, 2012 | Updated: December 12, 2012


Title: Avar and Away by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: If Gondolin is a hidden city, how did this guy find his way in?
Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC, Tuor, Turgon
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6707 | Read count: 1244

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Published: August 28, 2012 | Updated: August 28, 2012


Title: Dead Reckoning by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 8]
Summary: A dead Oathbreaker and cook receives his summons from Isildur's heir.
Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1552 | Read count: 1656

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Published: March 13, 2012 | Updated: March 13, 2012


Title: Years Thicker Than Leaves by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor pines for Glorfindel for literal ages.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5944 | Read count: 2319

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Published: September 07, 2011 | Updated: September 07, 2011


Title: Fait Accompli by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Legolas is enslaved by a powerful and mysterious being.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas
Content: Angst, Mystery, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 11161 | Read count: 9588

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Published: July 03, 2011 | Updated: July 11, 2011


Title: Trade Off by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 12]
Summary: An answer, of sorts, to the question of how Elves feed themselves without farming or raising livestock. Inspired by a discussion of civilization on the HASA group, and the suggested solution of Olorime.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1128 | Read count: 2667

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011


Title: In the Shadow of the Tower by IgnobleBard
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Must all houseless spirits be corrupt?

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Category: Fiction
Characters: OMC
Content: Angst, Character Death, Horror
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 934 | Read count: 2385

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011


Title: Hunter of the Heart by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary: R
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Rúmil
Content: Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6785 | Read count: 2332

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011


Title: Love's Persistence by IgnobleBard
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 4]
Summary: In the midst of winter Haldir awaits a special visitor.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Haldir
Content: Drama, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2064 | Read count: 2433

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Published: July 02, 2011 | Updated: July 02, 2011