Aragorn embraced Halbarad, greeted the Rangers, and then introduced them to Legolas, Gimli, and the two Earth girls Mary and Sue.
“Well met,” said Halbarad, “but we must attend to urgent business. We have been in the saddle, without pause, for many hours. Excuse us.” With that the Rangers dismounted, rushed into the bushes, and unfastened their breeches.
“I don’t remember this part,” Mary remarked, as they heard the sound of urine splashing on vegetation. “It wasn’t in the books or the movie.”
“It’s there,” Sue contradicted her. “Return of the King, Chapter Two. The Pissing of the Grey Company.”
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