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07/20/17 10:19 pm
I hope you had a lovely time, Naledi. And Ziggy, I hope you are recovering well
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Summary:

How many books out of worlds and worlds out of books? This is the story of Janet Lambert, a thirtysomething college student, as she travels out of her own world and into the Tolkien multiverse and beyond.

This is a work in progress.

Feature
Rating: Mature
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, Fëanor, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Orc, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Sauron, Thranduil
Content: AU, Drama, Dubcon, Explicit Sex, Het, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapter: 110 Completed: No
Words: 139144 Read: 264102
Published: July 02, 2011 Updated: May 26, 2017



Story notes:

A note on languages: All of the languages you see in this story are either based on Tolkien's constructed languages or are based upon languages of my own creation. Any resemblance to real languages is completely and totally coincidental.

This story has long outgrown the Tolkienverse and now contains references to Tolkien himself, C.S. Lewis and the Chronicles of Narnia, Stephen King's Dark Tower series, H. P. Lovecraft and his Cthulhu Mythos, and Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem Kubla Khan, among others. While it's not strictly a crossover, the story depends on these elements to function, so it only seems right that I acknowledge them here.

UPDATE - As of 11/19/2015, the latter part of this story has become...a crossover, of sorts? It has picked up a character who technically hails from another fandom, but this particular version of him passed through Stephen King's Dark Tower universe on his way from 1950s America---well, one particular version of 1950s America, anyway---to Middle-earth, making him very different in a lot of ways. Dark Tower lore, as it applies to this character, will feature more prominently in this story than it has thus far.

1. Chapter 1 - Hobbitland by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 5] (524 words)

2. Chapter 2 - The Not-All-Right by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (963 words)

3. Chapter 3 - Meetings by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1649 words)

4. Chapter 4 - The First Westron Word I Ever Learned by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (939 words)

5. Chapter 5 - A Shared Bedroll by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (654 words)

6. Chapter 6 - Three Sheets To The Wind by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (771 words)

7. Chapter 7 - Apples by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (1834 words)

8. Chapter 8 - This Is No Dream by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1804 words)

9. Chapter 9 - Learning A Few Things by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1417 words)

10. Chapter 10 - Reading Jeanette by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (1813 words)

11. Chapter 11 - The Doorway (I) by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1521 words)

12. Chapter 12 - In Other Worlds, Other Times by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (812 words)

13. Chapter 13 - Through The Doorway by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (546 words)

14. Chapter 14 - A Dawn Of Many Colors by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (238 words)

15. Chapter 15 - Adrift In The Shadowlands by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1517 words)

16. Chapter 16 - Brothers by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (702 words)

17. Chapter 17 - In The Shadow Of The Shadow by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (556 words)

18. Chapter 18 - Small Comfort by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (931 words)

19. Chapter 19 - Orange Blossom Honey by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1894 words)

20. Chapter 20 - The Mouth Of Sauron by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (861 words)

21. Chapter 21 - East Tower Road by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1610 words)

22. Chapter 22 - Road Honey Sun Rest by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (2385 words)

23. Chapter 23 - Sauron by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (525 words)

24. Chapter 24 - Tell Me About Valinor by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1182 words)

25. Chapter 25 - Upon A Broken Path by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (565 words)

26. Chapter 26 - Bree by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (343 words)

27. Chapter 27 - Blue Grandmother River by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1071 words)

28. Chapter 28 - Stranger In The Dust by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1164 words)

29. Chapter 29 - Death Of A Girl by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (422 words)

30. Chapter 30 - Snow by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (862 words)

31. Chapter 31 - Bracelet Of Beads by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (337 words)

32. Chapter 32 - Barad-Dur by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1896 words)

33. Chapter 33 - The Awakening Of Faramir by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (371 words)

34. Chapter 34 - The Great Hall by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (668 words)

35. Chapter 35 - Lugmoki's Dance (I) by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1357 words)

36. Chapter 36 - Diplomacy by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1224 words)

37. Chapter 37 - Loving Is Hard On The Flesh by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (2160 words)

38. Chapter 38 - The Dreaming Road by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1178 words)

39. Chapter 39 - A Woman Of The Gorgoroth by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1356 words)

40. Chapter 40 - The Dreaming Desert by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (769 words)

41. Chapter 41 - Obira by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (979 words)

42. Chapter 42 - Wayfarers by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (637 words)

43. Chapter 43 - Homesick by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (19 words)

44. Chapter 44 - Always Winter And Never Christmas by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (2579 words)

45. Chapter 45 - More Tea? by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (341 words)

46. Chapter 46 - The Fragrance Of Long Woodland Years by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (798 words)

47. Chapter 47 - The Doorway (II) by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (497 words)

48. Chapter 48 - In The Inbetween by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (531 words)

49. Chapter 49 - The Only Way Out Is Through by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (344 words)

50. Chapter 50 - Varda Watch And Keep You by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (219 words)

51. Chapter 51 - The Memory Of Blood by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (268 words)

52. Chapter 52 - Song Of The Sand, Song Of The Water (II) by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (720 words)

53. Chapter 53 - The Fish by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1019 words)

54. Chapter 54 - River Of Bones by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1502 words)

55. Chapter 55 - Xe Nahadu by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (682 words)

56. Chapter 56 - Tamed Lightning by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (773 words)

57. Chapter 57 - Coin by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (2938 words)

58. Chapter 58 - Invited by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1007 words)

59. Chapter 59 - The Maker by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1182 words)

60. Chapter 60 - Revelation by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1194 words)

61. Chapter 61 - The Bones Of Our Dead by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1331 words)

62. Chapter 62 - Life-Ribbons by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1022 words)

63. Chapter 63 - The Awakening Of Janet Lambert by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1404 words)

64. Chapter 64 - Jeremy by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (789 words)

65. Chapter 65 - Tell Me Something Out Of Your Past by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1471 words)

66. Chapter 66 - I Don't Feel Like Talking by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1009 words)

67. Chapter 67 - In His Hands by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (822 words)

68. Chapter 68 - Urzok Of Ausha by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (558 words)

69. Chapter 69 - Blood by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1719 words)

70. Chapter 70 - The War, The Ambush, The Desert by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1907 words)

71. Chapter 71 - Listening by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (980 words)

72. Chapter 72 - Pepper Beans by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (655 words)

73. Chapter 73 - The Books by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (559 words)

74. Chapter 74 - Do I Dare Disturb The Universe? by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1198 words)

75. Chapter 75 - The Wilderness by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1077 words)

 

 

 

 


76. Chapter 76 - The High Pass by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (290 words)

77. Chapter 77 - Sister Janet by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (521 words)

78. Chapter 78 - Words by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1015 words)

79. Chapter 79 - A First Glimpse Of Mirkwood by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (433 words)

80. Chapter 80 - Guns And Roses by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (871 words)

81. Chapter 81 - Reunion by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1421 words)

82. Chapter 82 - Silks by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 4] (810 words)

83. Chapter 83 - Bickering by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (1299 words)

84. Chapter 84 - The Mice Begin To Dream by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1810 words)

85. Chapter 85 - The Spiders Of Mirkwood by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 4] (2031 words)

86. Chapter 86 - The Doorway (III) by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (286 words)

87. Chapter 87 - Thranduil by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1877 words)

For L8Bleumr.


88. Chapter 88 - The Smell Of A Secret by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1609 words)

89. Chapter 89 - Lugmoki's Dance (II) by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1491 words)

90. Chapter 90 - Open by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1565 words)

91. Chapter 91 - The Enchanted Stream by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (2375 words)

92. Chapter 92 - The Room by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (2295 words)

93. Chapter 93 - The Other by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 4] (2020 words)

94. Chapter 94 - Dreams by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (2219 words)

95. Chapter 95 - Sparks by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (3585 words)

96. Chapter 96 - For Love Is Strong As Death by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 5] (1525 words)

97. Chapter 97 - On These White Shores by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (2337 words)

98. Chapter 98 - Love And Words by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (2359 words)

99. Chapter 99 - She Still Had Her Long Hair by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (2552 words)

100. Chapter 100 - Four Days Ago by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 4] (2548 words)

101. Chapter 101 - Festival by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 3] (1518 words)

102. Chapter 102 - Evendust by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 2] (1827 words)

103. Chapter 103 - The Sea Of Grass by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1965 words)

104. Chapter 104 - In and Out Of Time by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (1969 words)

105. Chapter 105 - Hoofbeats by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (2039 words)

106. Chapter 106 - Horse and Rider by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 1] (2306 words)

107. Chapter 107 - Makom-bu by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (2226 words)

For those of you who had, once upon a time, already made it this far: I've taken down the Makom-bu section and am reworking it. I've deleted significant elements out of the old version and am replacing those elements with something entirely different. In other words...yes, there used to be more chapters here and no, you did not hallucinate that original character arc. For entirely unrelated reasons, I made the decision to withdraw from a particular fandom. Upon some reflection, I decided that the original Makom-bu section was impacted by that and should be reworked. Apologies for any confusion.


108. Chapter 108 - Meta/Pherein by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (2521 words)

109. Chapter 109 - Cherry Pits by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1689 words)

110. Chapter 110 - The Big White Man by Pink Siamese [Reviews - 0] (1819 words)