This is a fun take on the poem, very seasonal!
Thank you Himring- if you have been following the Advent Calendar, it will -not exactly make sense, but explain the origin of the 'poem'!
Ziggy this is absolutely hilarious! We are a jumbled mess of fanfic writers who get our boys in such ridiculous situations. But not one of us would object to dear Legolas in this state. Merry Christmas to Maglor, Legolas and the rest of this crew and to all of you too!
Glad you enjoyed the sillliness, Nelya!
I really did cackle at this - very good indeed! How you got it all to rhyme and make sense - always the difficult part about poetry but you did fabulously with it. I could imagine if all so vividly - especially my favourite line - 'Legolas sprang from his bed (naked and lithe and skin gleaming with oil of course) to see what was the matter.'
Oh you flatter me! Not at all sure it rhymes and makes sense but it has its own logic I suppse and was great fun to write. I think this is doggerel rather than poetry but glad you enjoyed it:)
Oh! I live in New Zealand, with Cheeky. Well...not exactly with Cheeky...but you know what I mean. Lots of love!
Yes- I know what you mean:) Happy Christmas Gabriel. Hope you are having a lovely day.xx
Oh my gosh! Ziggy! This was wonderful!
Loved this bit:
Legolas tripped over Narya and Nelya as he came down the stairs
As they shouted and bickered that Erestor was theirs
But Cheeky and Gabriel had fallen asleep
And were softly murmuring numbers as they counted green sheep.
‘My precious, my precious,’ said Ziggy, crouched on the hearth
But Naledi gathered them in with a cheery laugh.
How do you do Gollum so well, Ziggy? Lol
And in spite of the hope that rose in Legolas’ breast,
As he looked with desire upon Maglor’s muscular chest,
Thinking under that crimson robe, he didn’t wear much
And that he, Legolas, might just be in luck,
Haha! Oh my dear, dear, Legolas! *shakes head* He really needs to keep his attention out of his leggings.
I really loved the piece where Narya took over writing.
…Stop it! Naeldi tugged the pen from Ziggy and trhust it into Narya’s hand. Narya grinned nastily.
And Ziggy fell, scrambled at the edge of the pond and missed
And Narya caught Legolas and gave him a kiss
And as they were standing ‘eath the mistletoe
He told her he loved her and would never let go.
Argh! Shouted Naledi and tore up the rubbish.
If you want something done well you have to do it yourself.
This was just the thing to wake up to on Christmas Day, Ziggy! Thank you. You have a wonderful Christmas, my dear.:)
Are you already awake on Christmas day, Gabriel?? Where are you? I am in Devon, England and just going to bed- my stocking up with my Christmas list of Legolas, Elrohir, Maglor, Elladan, Glorfindel etc.
I lost the Muse in various places but just love the idea of outtakes:)
Thank you sweetie. You have a lovely day- hope you get everything you wantxxxx Except Legolas. He's mine, precious, gollum gollum!
Oh Ziggy this is hilarious!
RAnd Naledi smoothed Legolas’ brow, furrowed in a crease.
‘Now go and get Elrohir so we can all watch.
That’s exactly what I would say!
(sorry - typing on my iPad and it won’t let me go back to correct typos)
Happy Christmas! Xxx
You are the star of this -the leader and Boss Girl- inspiration!! Yes- you WOULD say that. Glad it made you smile:)