I do hope they managed to get more than a mouldy banana.
Love that Elrond considered poking Sauron in the eye. Probably best not.
Missing you being around. XXX
Author's Response: I bet they were stuffed to the gills with ice cream and cake before they left. Mike probably got home, kicked his door in again, and rang the insurance people lol I haven't been around for ages - all this working every day is killing me! Time to go back on nights I think. Hugs xxxx
In your usual crackpot way, Glorfindel, you just make me giggle at this. Especially at the way you disrespectfully assassinate Mike/Ignoble Bard's charcter:) So much of this had a ring (boom boom) of truth:)
Author's Response: Mike wrote a story for me and I said I would write one back. He said he would hold me to it - so character assassination was truly in order lololol I am really pleased you enjoyed it and thank you for your comment xx
Hahaha! I never knew Mike was such a Bake-off fan. But I have to agree with the elves - cake should be eaten, not prodded. Cake feeling is a crime against humanity that should be punished by death!
Author's Response: Cake feeling is a crime against humanity that should be punished by death! I said this to Mike and he disagreed! He is probably the world's greatest bake off fan though lol I am pleased you enjoyed the story - thank you for your most agreeable comment :)
This really made me laugh, and install locks on my cupboards! Now I know who's been stealing my ice cream, and freezer, and going through my papers.
I especially laughed at the cake feeling, the freezer full of steak filets and black truffles, and Elrond's inability to recognize or enjoy or tell a good joke. You managed to capture my love of baking shows, puns, and Elves in this truly hilarious outing. This story gave me a much needed laugh today. Thanks so much!
Author's Response: Thank you :) I am so pleased you enjoyed the story and it made you laugh so much. I had a lot of fun writing this story while imagining you being oblivious to what was going on when watching a much loved cookery programme. But now you know the bigger picture thanks to my informative story lolololololol Get those locks installed! :D