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Spiced Wine
10/20/17 04:40 pm
Happy Friday, everyone :)
Ysilme
10/19/17 01:18 pm
with all my lovely elves created there. *g* But it looks as I really should give it a go soon, and keep a lookout for the new one. :)
Ysilme
10/19/17 01:18 pm
Interesting news about the new game. I've bought Shadow of Mordor some time ago, but never really played it so far; I'm not playing often and when I do, I'm still stuck at Skyrim
Ysilme
10/19/17 01:17 pm
Belated Happy Birthday, Cheekybeak!
ziggy
10/18/17 01:11 am
Happy Birthday Cheekybeak- hope you liked your gift:)
Narya
10/16/17 07:36 pm
Belated happy birthday, cheeky!
Naledi
10/16/17 02:30 pm
Belated happy birthday, Cheeky! I'm glad you had a good day :)
cheekybeak
10/16/17 09:54 am
Thanks Alquien. I had a great day!
Alquien
10/15/17 08:09 pm
Happy Birthday, cheeky! Best wishes! I hope you enjoy your special day! :)
Spiced Wine
10/15/17 01:28 pm
Has probably learned all about the Silmarillion and Appendices of LOTR from paying these games :D
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Reviews For A Bird to the Wise

Name: CassieHughes (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2017 23:32 · For: Chapter 1
One of the funniest stories I have read for a long time! The only problem was that I was on my lunch break when I read it and couldn't stop laughing. Result - some very funny looks in the staff canteen!!

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed this, Cassie and I appreciate your comments a lot! Sounds like you had an interesting lunch break. 🙂 This was fun to write so It's great to know it's a fun read too.


Name: Glorfindel (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2017 14:01 · For: Chapter 1
Thank you so much for this wonderfully funny story - a delightful surprise indeed! If I listed all the parts I enjoyed the whole story would be here :) However I will mention some parts below.

For some reason getting a yam in a trade appealed to my ridiculous sense of humour, so did the duck farting and pooing on Elrond's desk thus proving that the duck must be Legolas. The ducks hairstyle completely killed me - the visual made me giggle - and still does even though I first read it yesterday. There is so much more I could mention here like the egg, and the duckling imprinting Glorfindel, and Elrond turning the tables on Legolas - they are just a few of the many parts that made me smile.

Thank you so much for writing this for me. I will have to think of an asmusing story I can write for you :)

*Hugs*

Author's Response: Thanks, Glorfindel. I'm so happy you like this. It was a pleasure writing it for you. When you mentioned the idea I thought it was silly but then I couldn't get it out of my head. I don't write absurdist comedy as well as you so it means a lot to me that I managed to amuse you. Thanks for your comments and for the fun prompt. :-) "Thank you so much for writing this for me. I will have to think of an asmusing story I can write for you :" I'm going to hold you to that!


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2017 7:24 · For: Chapter 1

Hahaha! I loved this! 

“Quack, quack,” murmured the duck coyly.

Now that's a line I never thought I'd see in a fanfic. Or any other fic, come to that...



Author's Response: LOL Naledi, thanks. Eventually fanfiction will do everything that's possible to do. I'm just happy to be contributing to that goal. :-) I'm glad you enjoyed this.


Name: Alquien (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2017 5:01 · For: Chapter 1
This is so cute and adorable and funny and just.. just... well, just everything! :)

Author's Response: Thanks, Alquien, I'm glad you like this. It was a hoot to write. :-)


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