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Spiced Wine
10/20/17 04:40 pm
Happy Friday, everyone :)
Ysilme
10/19/17 01:18 pm
with all my lovely elves created there. *g* But it looks as I really should give it a go soon, and keep a lookout for the new one. :)
Ysilme
10/19/17 01:18 pm
Interesting news about the new game. I've bought Shadow of Mordor some time ago, but never really played it so far; I'm not playing often and when I do, I'm still stuck at Skyrim
Ysilme
10/19/17 01:17 pm
Belated Happy Birthday, Cheekybeak!
ziggy
10/18/17 01:11 am
Happy Birthday Cheekybeak- hope you liked your gift:)
Narya
10/16/17 07:36 pm
Belated happy birthday, cheeky!
Naledi
10/16/17 02:30 pm
Belated happy birthday, Cheeky! I'm glad you had a good day :)
cheekybeak
10/16/17 09:54 am
Thanks Alquien. I had a great day!
Alquien
10/15/17 08:09 pm
Happy Birthday, cheeky! Best wishes! I hope you enjoy your special day! :)
Spiced Wine
10/15/17 01:28 pm
Has probably learned all about the Silmarillion and Appendices of LOTR from paying these games :D
Shout Archive



Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 26, 2017 17:20 · For: Escape!

Hahaha! I love Sauron's heroic last words. He should write Hollywood screenplays! I'm not quite so sure about mad, homicidal Legolas, though, lol. He's still the most gorgeous elf in existence though. *sigh*



Author's Response: Those elves probably think he is a real hero lol Although I wionder why there is no mention of Aranel in the Elven Chronicles ... hmmmm. Mad, homicidal Legolas is fun lol Thank you do much for your lovely comments during the story. I am so pleased you enjoyed it. Hugs xx


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 21, 2017 22:51 · For: The Storm

One day we took little Erestor to buy a set of baby throwing axes and the ever popular, ‘Murder in the Dark game for six players or one psychopath’

Ooh - where can you get that from? It would make an excellent present for one of my nieces!



Author's Response: I think they sell it only in Valinor - or maybe you could look on Amazon lol Thank you for your lovely comment!


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 21, 2017 22:45 · For: An Impending Visit

Hmmm...I doubt Sauron could fool Maia. I think he's right to plan his escape.



Author's Response: Yes lol - even he knows his limitations :) Thank you for your lovely comment!


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 16, 2017 22:51 · For: Maglor's Ire

I really shouldn’t laugh. Maglor is hopping mad and threatening to chop my balls off if I do not reverse the enchantment I laid upon his face. I have given him a full black and white streaked beard, complete with ringlets and bows, down to his knees.

Hahaha! Brilliant revenge! Although the resulting lovers' tiff was a tad more violent than most. It's not every couple that can be reconciled after one partner has split the other's sternum with an axe :D



Author's Response: Sauron quite enjoys a bit of pain lol Lucky Maglor doesn't mind inflicting it! Thank you for your lovely comment. I am so pleased you are enjoying the story :)


Name: Anamia (Signed) · Date: January 16, 2017 22:49 · For: Maglor's Ire
I think Valar keep maglor and Sauron alive just for entertainment.

Author's Response: It's something they would do, isn't it? Thank you for your lovely comment. I am so pleased you are enjoying the story :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 10, 2017 22:37 · For: Insulting The Lord's Beard

I hope Sauron's immune to burns in this form, because his pants must surely be on fire!

Coincidentally, I've been studying Welsh medieval law today. Apparently there were only three reasons for a man to beat his wife, and one of them was if she wished a blemish on his beard. Maybe Cirdan was Welsh?



Author's Response: Maybe Cirdan was Welsh lol Thank you for your lovely comment. I am so pleased you are enjoying the story :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 09, 2017 17:08 · For: Cirdan's Beard

I think Sauron should have done Cirdan a favour and cut off his beard. Although I can't believe any elf, even Cirdan, would let his beard host lice and ticks!



Author's Response: Sauron calls the elves who wrote the Elven Chronicles outright liars but I bet he is doing some lying of his own when he describes Cirdan's beard. Thank you for your lovely comment :)


Name: Anamia (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2017 14:27 · For: Cirdan's Beard
Love your Sauron!!! Why, he even belives in fairness in battle. Charmeer.

Author's Response: I am glad you like this Sauron - he was so much fun to write :) Thank you for your lovely comment!


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 03, 2017 20:52 · For: Erestor's Tale

Back in the forge, I hammered metal, bare-chested and with only a pair of black leather leggings covering my lower half.

*Snort* I think Sauron must still be around today, working as an advertising executive for Diet Coke!

Cirdan sounds like a sociopath with some pretty disgusting habits. It's a wonder the other elves put up with him. I'm not surprised Sauron needed to wash.

I'm really enjoying this!



Author's Response: That wouldn't surprise me at all lol Cirdan is pretty disgusting in the Dark Judgement series. It must make Sauron cringe being's as he is a fiend for personal and environmental cleanliness. I am really pleased you are enjoying the story. Thanks for your lovely comment :)


Name: Anamia (Signed) · Date: January 02, 2017 18:05 · For: Discarding Círdan
Sauron can't help being himself, even when he's pretending to be a "good guy". And accidently executing revenge in the name of all the discarded "Cirdan favorites". Ouch. hat must have hurt.

Author's Response: It probably hurts Sauron most of all that a mere elf discarded him lol Thank you for your lovely comment :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 02, 2017 15:12 · For: Discarding Círdan

I agree with Silinde about beards. No self-respecting elf should have one! It's good to see Cirdan cast off for a change. I wonder if he'll ever change his ways?

Thanks for updating - this is fun!



Author's Response: He is not a traditional Cirdan, is he? Except for the beard bit. I wonder if he will change his ways as well lol Thank you for your lovely comment :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 02, 2017 15:05 · For: Being Aranel

After masses of reassurance, which as a Dark Lord I really should not have to give, he calmed down

Hahaha! I can see that being considerate must put a major crimp in Sauron's style! I just hope Maglor doesn't read the bit about altering his mind over Sauron's shoulder, or he'll throw an extra long hissy fit :)



Author's Response: It's probably up there with his number one hates. I suspect Maglor was nowhere near at the time, but Sauron had better lockl it away just in case lol Thank you for your lovely comemnt :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2016 21:37 · For: First Time

Lololol! How does being shocked by a bear give you numb nipples! I was reading this in the same room as my mum and brother. I could have done with a lie as convincing as that when they wanted to know what I was laughing about!



Author's Response: How does it indeed? lol It made me laugh when I wrote it because it was so ridiculous. Thank you for your comment :)


Name: Anamia (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2016 21:00 · For: First Time
Well, Sauron darling, if you wanted it faster, you should not tell him you are a virgin.

Author's Response: He is tending to shoot himself in the foot a lot lol Thank you for your comment :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2016 21:26 · For: Sauron The Virgin?

His scent drives me to sexual distraction, and that is for me alone. I do not often talk about these things with Elrond, but we were discussing why wolves like to sniff each other’s arses and it grew from there.

Hahaha! I like the idea that an elf's true scent is only detected by his or her mate, though. Sauron almost sounds romantic there. Pity he undid it by writing about wolves' arses!



Author's Response: You know Sauron - he always brings things back down to a base level lol Thank you for your comment :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2016 21:21 · For: A Soft Kiss

Sauron's such a tease! Poor Cirdan doesn't stand a chance!



Author's Response: I wonder if Cirdan actually deserves a chance lol


Name: Anamia (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2016 21:16 · For: Sauron The Virgin?
Ah, Sauron...You sneaky, cuddley, clever bundle of joy.

Author's Response: He really is lol Although I suspect he doesn't mean to be! Thank you for your comment :)


Name: Anamia (Signed) · Date: December 19, 2016 20:23 · For: Cirdan
Completely new way to look at Sauron and his agenda. Please, keep it up.

Author's Response: Thank you for your comment - I am so pleased you are enjoying the story. More coming soon :)


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: December 18, 2016 17:19 · For: Cirdan

It's a miracle Cirdan lived long enough to grow a beard - He's a bit thick, isn't he? Not only does he not wonder if someone who looks like Sauron might actually be Sauron, but he hands him the tools to make weapons. I don't know why Sauron thinks the elves will be hard to fool!



Author's Response: I don't know if he is so much thick as having a false sense of security. However, he will be like that all through the story lol *Hugs*


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: December 18, 2016 17:14 · For: Melkor

Aargh! Fall in love with an elf? The horror!

I could do with a ring like Sauron's for when I go on holiday :)



Author's Response: I could do with a ring like Sauron's for when I go on holiday :) When I wrote it I thought the same thing! *Hugs*


Name: Anamia (Signed) · Date: December 13, 2016 18:21 · For: Melkor
Sounds interesting. I will be on the lookout for more.

Author's Response: Thank you :) More coming soon!


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