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Caunedhiel
05/26/17 09:58 pm
Thank you @Naledi and @Ysilme :( still not turned up but i hope wherever he is, he's being looked after x
Ysilme
05/26/17 12:14 am
So sorry to hear about your cat, Caunedhiel, and keep my fingers tightly crossed for him to be all right and come back. It's so hard to lose them, and harder still to not know what's happened.
Naledi
05/24/17 08:35 pm
Thanks Gabriel. It's hard to take in the things that are happening all round the world at the moment.
Gabriel
05/24/17 10:13 am
I hope this message finds everyone and their families in the UK safe and well. You are in our thoughts. Kia Kaha {Stay Strong} Love from NZ.
Naledi
05/23/17 07:32 pm
Oh no - I hope your cat turns up soon. It's so worrying when a pet goes missing:(
Caunedhiel
05/21/17 02:18 pm
Lost my 1 year old cat oreo this weekend! been out looking for him, posted to facebook, rang the vets but nothing has been seen of him since friday :( very worried its so unusual for him
Naledi
05/20/17 04:57 pm
Yes the bit I did was near Ludlow - around the Knighton and Kington sections. I love Ludlow, too!
ziggy
05/20/17 10:01 am
Naledi- where abouts on Offa's dyke? I've walked a bit of that- near Ludlow. Love Ludlow!!! Great restaurants too. I'll go with you next time:)
Naledi
05/19/17 11:53 pm
Thanks, Cheeky. As you've seen, I found it. I'm not long back from a few days walking a section of Offa's Dyke. So tired!
cheekybeak
05/18/17 10:25 am
Hi Naledi! This time "Fire" really is updated.
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Name: Narya (Signed) · Date: March 01, 2013 19:06 · For: Chapter 1
Oh my. There aren't words for how happy this story made me. A Fell Lamborghini...I can only imagine what that looks like! And fuzzy pink Gothmog slippers - just genius. Many thanks, Bard.

Author's Response: Thanks so much for your comments Narya! I wrote this for a prompt (well several prompts actually) and thought it would be fun to see what the Witch-king might be up to if he was still around. I'm glad it gave you a laugh. :-)


Name: elfscribe (Signed) · Date: January 28, 2013 22:51 · For: Chapter 1

I enjoyed the hell out of this, Igbee.  So many details that made me giggle. (fluffy pink slippers, sauronsmokeskhamuls LOLOL, the shrinking gloves) I'd love to see the Witch King's reaction to Firefoot's story where he reveals that he's been steadily shrinking the size of the Witchking's jockstrap.  And he thought it was due to the Extense pills he got from Saruman.  Curse those wizards anyway.

Thanks for the laugh on a gray, rainy day.



Author's Response: And thanks so much for your comments, Elfscribe. I'm glad you liked Khamul's screen name, he's such a cut up. I also love the shrinking jockstrap and Extense pills lol! Wish I'd thought of that. Maybe you can write the sequel. *wicked grin*


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2013 12:57 · For: Chapter 1

This made me laugh so much. Love the idea of the Witch King in his dressing gown and slippers. The bit about an initially unwilling Legolas (my italics) made me chuckle. It's amazing what Legolas is able to get used to in fanfic, isn't it!



Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed this, Naledi and especially the part about Legolas. He *is* certainly the resilient type. Either that or he's just easy. :-) Thanks so much for your comments.


Name: Glorfindel (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2013 12:49 · For: Chapter 1
I laughed at the parts about Sauron's gloves and the bloodless pressure. In fact, I really enjoyed all of it :D

Author's Response: The idea of a practical joker Nazgul with Sauron as the butt of the joke amused me so I thought it might be good for a laugh. These short silly pieces are always fun to write. Thanks for your comments.


Name: ziggy (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2013 7:01 · For: Chapter 1

Brilliantly funny- made me laugh all the way through, from the fluffy pillows and Gothmog slippers, to Firefoot's fanfic notebook! So many great ideas and witty observations.



Author's Response: Thanks so much, Ziggy, I'm glad you found so many things to like in this one. It's always fun to put serious characters in these silly situations. :-)


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