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Naledi
07/25/17 08:53 pm
I was only thinking about her earlier today. It's such a tragedy. RIP Nightwing.
ziggy
07/25/17 05:26 pm
Some v sad news for those long serving fanfic writers and readers; Nightwing passed away 2 weeks ago. Cancer. May she have rest now.
Naledi
07/25/17 12:36 pm
Yay - Glad you're getting better, Ziggy. And a Black Arrow update - what more could I ask for?
ziggy
07/25/17 12:33 pm
Hello sparkyTAs! You too:) And Spiced! Just posted a silly chapter of Black Arrow to say thank you to everyone:) I am loads better.
SparkyTAS
07/25/17 05:05 am
Ziggy, so glad you're back and doing well.
Spiced Wine
07/23/17 09:34 pm
I'm so glad to hear that, Ziggy! Take it easy :)
ziggy
07/23/17 01:12 am
Thanks Spiced- yes, loads better thank you- slower than I expected but getting there:)
Spiced Wine
07/20/17 10:19 pm
I hope you had a lovely time, Naledi. And Ziggy, I hope you are recovering well
Naledi
07/20/17 10:10 am
Thanks, Ziggy. Oh no - heaven forbid that the Shoutbox should be civilised! It sounds like things need to be shaken up!
ziggy
07/18/17 11:53 pm
Welcome back Naledi! It's been very civilised in your absence:) Everyone has been behaving and not making people write things they shouldn't;)
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Reviews For A Nasty Surprise

Name: Narya (Signed) · Date: March 01, 2013 19:06 · For: Chapter 1
Oh my. There aren't words for how happy this story made me. A Fell Lamborghini...I can only imagine what that looks like! And fuzzy pink Gothmog slippers - just genius. Many thanks, Bard.

Author's Response: Thanks so much for your comments Narya! I wrote this for a prompt (well several prompts actually) and thought it would be fun to see what the Witch-king might be up to if he was still around. I'm glad it gave you a laugh. :-)


Name: elfscribe (Signed) · Date: January 28, 2013 22:51 · For: Chapter 1

I enjoyed the hell out of this, Igbee.  So many details that made me giggle. (fluffy pink slippers, sauronsmokeskhamuls LOLOL, the shrinking gloves) I'd love to see the Witch King's reaction to Firefoot's story where he reveals that he's been steadily shrinking the size of the Witchking's jockstrap.  And he thought it was due to the Extense pills he got from Saruman.  Curse those wizards anyway.

Thanks for the laugh on a gray, rainy day.



Author's Response: And thanks so much for your comments, Elfscribe. I'm glad you liked Khamul's screen name, he's such a cut up. I also love the shrinking jockstrap and Extense pills lol! Wish I'd thought of that. Maybe you can write the sequel. *wicked grin*


Name: Naledi (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2013 12:57 · For: Chapter 1

This made me laugh so much. Love the idea of the Witch King in his dressing gown and slippers. The bit about an initially unwilling Legolas (my italics) made me chuckle. It's amazing what Legolas is able to get used to in fanfic, isn't it!



Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed this, Naledi and especially the part about Legolas. He *is* certainly the resilient type. Either that or he's just easy. :-) Thanks so much for your comments.


Name: Glorfindel (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2013 12:49 · For: Chapter 1
I laughed at the parts about Sauron's gloves and the bloodless pressure. In fact, I really enjoyed all of it :D

Author's Response: The idea of a practical joker Nazgul with Sauron as the butt of the joke amused me so I thought it might be good for a laugh. These short silly pieces are always fun to write. Thanks for your comments.


Name: ziggy (Signed) · Date: January 24, 2013 7:01 · For: Chapter 1

Brilliantly funny- made me laugh all the way through, from the fluffy pillows and Gothmog slippers, to Firefoot's fanfic notebook! So many great ideas and witty observations.



Author's Response: Thanks so much, Ziggy, I'm glad you found so many things to like in this one. It's always fun to put serious characters in these silly situations. :-)


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