Summary: A short light hearted tale of how Elladan and Elrohir got their ears pierced under the influence of wine and their wood elven friends. It was all Elrohir's fault really - it was! This is based in my own AU - no copyright infringement intended - I make no money with this. I am merely playing with Tolkien's creations.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: AU, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Friendship
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 22930 | Read count: 1687

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Published: December 05, 2015 | Updated: December 13, 2015

Summary:

A ring can represent practically anything. Undying love, a silent promise, real friendship, commitment, but also nobility, worship or faith. There are rings that symbolize dependence, enslavement, eternity, and apparently there is one that stands for all that’s evil in this world. But let’s not forget a ring is nothing more than a piece of metal that fits nicely around a finger. It doesn’t even have to be pretty.

So don’t ask me why I ended up risking my life, going on this quest to destroy one. I mean, you can’t really blame me for getting caught up in things I don’t even believe in, right?

This is a tenth walker fic and English is my second language. It’s possible you’ll hate this story, but don’t forget you’re not obliged to do so. And seriously, I really like readers and absolutely love reviewers.

Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: No | Word count: 98195 | Read count: 53775

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Published: July 09, 2011 | Updated: November 24, 2015

Summary:

When an orc insults Melkor in a very rude way Mairon get's to chose the Method of execution and inventive as he is he suggests something that both he and his master finds very pleasing indeed, although the poor orc won't like it that much, but Gothmog will.
Ang-Bang, very smutty, very explicit and very perverted, watching others suffer turns them on

Category: Fiction
Characters: Gothmog, Melkor/Morgoth, Orc, Sauron
Content: AU, Character Death, Dubcon, Explicit Sex, Horror, PWP, Rape/Non-con, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3992 | Read count: 588

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Published: November 21, 2015 | Updated: November 21, 2015

Summary:

It is halloween, the elflings of Thranduils Castle have been out trick or treating and Elladan is telling them a terrible ghost story about a ghost living in the privies. It backfires With disastrous results. Poor Legolas, poor Thranduil and poor poor POOR Galion! The Palace will never again be the same after this! Warning, this tale is a bit...shitty!

Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galion, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: AU, Horror, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4772 | Read count: 552

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Published: November 04, 2015 | Updated: November 04, 2015

Summary: Thranduil of Greenwood is accused of having committed a ghastly crime and the evidence against him overwhelming, he has to pay for what he has done With his lfe. But Things are not as they seem to be, all families have Secrets, some Family Secrets can be lethal. Very AU. Oropher has survived the Dagorlad, Thranduil is not an only child.
Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC, Oropher, Thranduil
Content: Angst, AU, Character Death, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 67438 | Read count: 3311

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Published: May 26, 2015 | Updated: October 09, 2015

Summary:

Two misfits from vastly different worlds find comfort in each other. A Silmarillion/Harry Potter crossover.

Category: Fiction
Characters: Maglor
Content: AU, Crossover, Gen
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1102 | Read count: 412

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Published: October 03, 2015 | Updated: October 03, 2015

Summary: This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.

Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher. He is one hundred years old and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.

To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.

Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:

Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada in the form of a small baby. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.

Oropher’s soul mate was Cirdan and when he is reborn as Ereolas he is still his soul mate, so when he reaches his majority he marries Cirdan and moves to Mithlond with him. Recently, Ereolas has expanded his interests to include hunting down all written works about Oropher and correcting them. He also carries the curse of Legolas.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Arwen, Aulë, Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Fëanor, Galadriel, Galdor, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Gwindor, Haldir, Irmo/Lórien, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nienna, OFC, Orc, Oromë, Oropher, Orophin, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Tulkas, Ulmo, Uruk-Hai, Vairë, Vána, Varda/Elbereth, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 63 | Completed: No | Word count: 283356 | Read count: 65428

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Published: January 22, 2012 | Updated: September 22, 2015

Summary: Thranduil is bored, it is summer and nothing is happening. Then he get a rather naughty idea, it involves a pretty servant maid and two of his guards who gets to watch quite a performance...
Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: AU, BDSM, Explicit Sex, Humor, PWP, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 13360 | Read count: 1338

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Published: July 30, 2015 | Updated: July 31, 2015

Summary:

AU in which Fëanor survives the Battle Under the Stars, Maedhros still gets captured, Fingon still pulls his disappearing solo operatic stunt, Fingolfin is remarkably philosophical for someone who’s been exiled by accident, and everyone still speaks Quenya because Thingol hasn’t had time to ban it yet.

Category: Fiction
Characters: Celegorm, Curufin, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Maedhros
Content: AU, Drama
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12568 | Read count: 1986

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Published: May 31, 2015 | Updated: June 23, 2015

Summary:

On the way to Nargothrond, Curufin suffers a poisoned wound. Things take a turn from there... but not for the worse, if Finrod has any say in it. 

This is the Nargothrond sick!fic no one asked for. You're welcome. 

Category: Fiction
Characters: Beren, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Curufin, Finduilas, Finrod, Lúthien, Orodreth
Content: Angst, AU, BDSM, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 12737 | Read count: 2811

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Published: May 27, 2015 | Updated: June 17, 2015

Summary:

Exchange programs are an exciting and fun way to get to know different cultures and make new friends... right? 

Prepare for the strangest AU you've ever seen. Yes, you read that right, this is as AU as they come. Includes sudden teleportation, a balrog in the bathroom, Gondorian Folk Dancers, anachronisms, food fights, unlikely family ties, all the goodness of Genderswapped!Morgoth... and much more! Also, Mairon has a guitar and he's not afraid to use it. Brace yourself!

Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Balrog, Caranthir, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Curufin, Ecthelion, Ent, Eonwë, Fëanor, Galadriel, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Gothmog, Lúthien, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor, Melkor/Morgoth, Mouth of sauron, OFC, Radagast, Saruman, Sauron, Thuringwethil, Treebeard/Fangorn
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 17438 | Read count: 4068

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Published: August 03, 2013 | Updated: May 22, 2015

Summary: Tyelkormo son of F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Fëanor, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Nerdanel, OMC, Oromë
Content: Angst, AU, Explicit Sex, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Rape/Non-con, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 11039 | Read count: 613

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Published: May 01, 2015 | Updated: May 01, 2015

Summary: Legolas learns the truth about the infamous "Incident" of Imladris and realize why it is that Erestor is so tense and why it is that Glorfindel wince whenever the Word incident is used. humor/parody.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9084 | Read count: 780

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Published: March 31, 2015 | Updated: March 31, 2015