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The Ways of Paradox by Narya Teen
How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity? Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The...
Upon the Hearth by Narya General Audiences
Narvi is intrigued and a little unnerved by Celebrimbor's companion. Celebrimbor is soppy about his scaly, fire-breathing...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
~ Magnificat of the Damned. Book IV: Anvil ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
From Angmar to the Dagor Dagorath. The final story in the Magnificat of the Damned series. The Doom and destiny of the...
~ Fragments of Fate And Fire ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
This will be a collection of fics, commissioned art, and gapfillers to flesh out events within my Dark Prince/Magnificat...
Rohan: An Anthology by Himring Teen
Anthology for short pieces set in or associated with Rohan. Most of these either feature Eowyn or draw on the material on...
~ Summerland ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
New experiences broaden the mind —trauma and the impossible crack it wide open. A quiet summer holiday, the hint...

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Narya
11/17/18 12:37 am
Happy Friday :D
Spiced Wine
11/16/18 09:43 am
Happy Friday, everyone :)
NelyafinweFeanorion
11/15/18 04:56 pm
chapter posted is actually new instead of repeat this time.
NelyafinweFeanorion
11/15/18 04:55 pm
snow for us here too! And sorry somehow chapter 39 on "I'll be yours" repeated itself instead of posting chapter 40. I think I've got it fixed now. Sorry for any confusion. Chapter p
Karlmir Stonewain
11/15/18 10:47 am
Snow is in tonight's forecast. Bah! It's too early for snow. Time for a sequel to "Islands of Warmth in a Sea of Cold."
Naledi
11/14/18 10:49 pm
Oops - meant to say, please DM me with your email address!
Naledi
11/14/18 10:48 pm
Can those of you who want to be involved DM me and I'll send out a group email. Cheeky and Ziggy - I know I did have your emails, but I doubt I've still got them.
Naledi
11/14/18 10:46 pm
Yay for everyone joining in with the advent calendar (*waves to Cheeky*). It's probably time we got this show on the road.
Spiced Wine
11/13/18 10:42 pm
And it will still feel like a last-minute rush!
Spiced Wine
11/13/18 10:41 pm
I do not believe we’re already thinking of Christmas. Yet here I am ordering pressies, buying cards, making sure I have addresses...
Shout Archive


Content: Humor



Stories

Title: The challenge by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Thranduil and his mistress agrees on a rather kinky bet, they both have to seduce a very pious and strict elf within a week and so they have to use every trick in the book and then some to avoid being the looser of this very naughty challege. Sequel to a Cure for boredom.
Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, PWP, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 24504 | Read count: 2157

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Published: September 15, 2015 | Updated: September 22, 2015


Title: Stirrups and Stitches by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Arwen and Éowyn try to help a distressed young Princess


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éowyn, Faramir, OFC
Content: Angst, Drama, Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7503 | Read count: 934

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Published: September 18, 2015 | Updated: September 18, 2015


Title: A Matter of Lineage by Makalaure
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

With Elrond, history tends to repeat itself.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Maedhros, Maglor
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 681 | Read count: 845

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Published: August 22, 2015 | Updated: August 22, 2015


Title: Improvisation by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

A short vacation is saved by Erestor’s inventive mind.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Content: Drabble, Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Mathoms - Drabbles and Ficlets for many occasions
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 200 | Read count: 681

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Published: August 18, 2015 | Updated: August 18, 2015


Title: A cure for boredom by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Thranduil is bored, it is summer and nothing is happening. Then he get a rather naughty idea, it involves a pretty servant maid and two of his guards who gets to watch quite a performance...
Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: AU, BDSM, Explicit Sex, Humor, PWP, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 13360 | Read count: 1939

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Published: July 30, 2015 | Updated: July 31, 2015


Title: Dragons heart by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A terrible and forgotten enemy has awakened and the Valar bring help from another realm, will a certain elven king Accept these strangers in his realm, and will they be able to do anything at all against an enemy so powerful Morgoth himself didnt dare to unleash its might?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Crossover, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 54054 | Read count: 6145

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Published: March 20, 2015 | Updated: July 23, 2015


Title: Green green green-leaf... by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas and Thranduil is visiting Imladris and Legolas falls victim to one of the twins infamous pranks. Thranduil has to interfere to prevent a fourth kinslaying... Answer to Challenge on AO3 by Pieohpah.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4687 | Read count: 932

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Published: July 22, 2015 | Updated: July 22, 2015


Title: A Song for My Beloved by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Erestor has a crush, Maglor has a harp, and Fingon's singing is really, really bad. Just who is the song for? Thats what we all want to know. The beginning of Maglor and Erestor's story.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Maglor
Content: Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: In Ages Past.
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4350 | Read count: 840

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Published: July 09, 2015 | Updated: July 09, 2015


Title: Best Night of my Life by Ysilme
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Thranduil is tipsy, Gildor is amused, and both are very much in love.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Gildor, Thranduil
Content: Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: The Dragonverse
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 454 | Read count: 1056

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Published: June 26, 2015 | Updated: June 26, 2015


Title: Wedding Bell Blues by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn prepares for his Midsummer Marriage.

Co written with Raksha the Demon.

Written for the Teitho Alphabet challenge.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir
Content: Gen, Het, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2406 | Read count: 774

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Published: June 22, 2015 | Updated: June 22, 2015


Title: Imperfection by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Gilraen is worried by Estel's strange behaviour.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Gilraen
Content: Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1126 | Read count: 597

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Published: June 11, 2015 | Updated: June 11, 2015


Title: Deep and Meaningful by cheekybeak
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 65]
Summary: Elrond has sent a diplomatic mission to Mirkwood but was it really a good idea? Elrohir is in tears, Legolas is missing and Glorfindel finds his name accidentally on the list of Thranduil's ex's. Can Elladan possibly mess this up any more than he already has?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galion, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 24425 | Read count: 10082

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Published: April 23, 2015 | Updated: May 25, 2015


Title: Mother Morgoth by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Exchange programs are an exciting and fun way to get to know different cultures and make new friends... right? 

Prepare for the strangest AU you've ever seen. Yes, you read that right, this is as AU as they come. Includes sudden teleportation, a balrog in the bathroom, Gondorian Folk Dancers, anachronisms, food fights, unlikely family ties, all the goodness of Genderswapped!Morgoth... and much more! Also, Mairon has a guitar and he's not afraid to use it. Brace yourself!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Balrog, Caranthir, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Curufin, Ecthelion, Ent, Eonwë, Fëanor, Galadriel, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Gothmog, Lúthien, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor, Melkor/Morgoth, Mouth of sauron, OFC, Radagast, Saruman, Sauron, Thuringwethil, Treebeard/Fangorn
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 17438 | Read count: 5634

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Published: August 03, 2013 | Updated: May 22, 2015


Title: Dust Upon My Art by Meleth
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 29]
Summary:

Collection of Illustrations for "Dust upon my Pride"and other stories.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Elros, Fingon, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maedhros, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 351 | Read count: 12568

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Published: August 04, 2013 | Updated: May 02, 2015


Title: Of Conversations and Stewed Rabbit by Makalaure
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

"He had, above all, planned on avoiding Makalaurë, who had sent him five letters in the past month, imploring to meet him."


Category: Fiction
Characters: Fingon, Maglor
Content: Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1247 | Read count: 936

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Published: April 16, 2015 | Updated: April 16, 2015


Title: The Silmarillion Songbook by Quantumphysica
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Teach your children the joys of silmaril hunting, balrog slaying, oath-swearing, kinslaying and much more... through the power of song!

(A collection of songs and nursery rhymes, about subjects that may or may not be suitable for your children's ears...)
Category: Poetry
Characters: None
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 911 | Read count: 2962

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Published: August 15, 2013 | Updated: April 08, 2015


Title: The incident by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Legolas learns the truth about the infamous "Incident" of Imladris and realize why it is that Erestor is so tense and why it is that Glorfindel wince whenever the Word incident is used. humor/parody.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9084 | Read count: 1185

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Published: March 31, 2015 | Updated: March 31, 2015


Title: Journey of a Butterfly 2: Black as the Raven by L8Bleumr
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Follow Terrwyn and Feredir as they continue the journey and discover who they really are and where they come from. This story will probably make better sense if you've read the first story, but all are welcome whether you've read it or not. PLEASE leave a review as it is an author's only form of payment. We ALL appreciate it very, very much. Thanks for reading.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 38119 | Read count: 4044

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Published: August 10, 2014 | Updated: March 13, 2015


Title: Trichomania by cheekybeak
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 46]
Summary: Glorfindel has a very delicate problem and only Elladan can help him with it.....but can he?
And just what is Elrohir up to?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Humor, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 13637 | Read count: 5698

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Published: February 20, 2015 | Updated: March 10, 2015


Title: All in a days work by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The twins get the chance to work as healers while their father is away, they are excited!! But being a healer isnt really that glorious, as they are about to Discover...
Humor / parody.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, OMC
Content: AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8927 | Read count: 849

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Published: March 06, 2015 | Updated: March 06, 2015


Title: Édebar by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Édebar was a tidal island. It had been a resting place of the Lady Uinen who had gifted it to a group of those who had pledged devotion to her to create a sanctuary for those who were mentally distressed or unhappy to find peace again. It was a far more discrete option than the long trip to Lorien, and Lorien was usually reserved for extreme cases.

 

Girls crying about their marriage prospects was not considered extreme.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amarië, Eärwen, Finwë
Content: Action/Adventure, Drama, Femmeslash, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 22840 | Read count: 2441

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Published: March 02, 2015 | Updated: March 02, 2015


Title: Because He Killed Fingon by cheekybeak
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 6]
Summary: After Fingon's death Maedhros has created a secret society devoted to hating Gothmog. Here follows the inaugural meeting of The Gothmog Haters Sect.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celegorm, Erestor, Maedhros, Maglor
Content: Angst, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: In Ages Past.
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1076 | Read count: 1017

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Published: February 28, 2015 | Updated: February 28, 2015


Title: Mice and lice are not nice by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Thranduil does the mistake of buying his son pets, a very bad idea. A Group of elves get caught by a storm and has to stay at an inn, With a bunch of dwarves. Chaos is guaranteed,
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8246 | Read count: 2464

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Published: February 21, 2015 | Updated: February 21, 2015


Title: The Perils of Fame by Linda Hoyland
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Aragorn, Arwen and Faramir are upset when they discover some curious documents.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2544 | Read count: 654

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Published: February 20, 2015 | Updated: February 20, 2015


Title: King James Version by DrummerWench
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A little something I wrote for "If Other Authors Wrote LotR" on another board.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Frodo, Gandalf, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Crossover, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 588 | Read count: 1353

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Published: February 07, 2015 | Updated: February 07, 2015