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The One Ring has been destroyed and Sauron banished to the Dark with Morgoth. But not all the Rings were destroyed with the...
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The road from Tirion is harsh and difficult but Nolofinwë finds his arrival in Beleriand far different than he expected...
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This will be a collection of fics, commissioned art, and gapfillers to flesh out events within my Dark Prince/Magnificat...
A Feast of Ashes by Kalendeer General Audiences
In Barad Eithel, High King Fingolfin lives under the shadow of his half-brother, dead on the very spot where the fortress...
Hot for Teacher by amyfortuna Explicit
Rúmil has a surprise for his favourite student (and lover); the student exceeds expectations.
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Finrod takes a trip north to visit his cousins, taking a notable piece of jewelry with him and imparting some interesting...
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Spiced Wine
07/22/18 07:03 pm
You’ll be busy, then, Naledi :)
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07/19/18 09:34 am
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07/19/18 09:33 am
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07/16/18 11:46 pm
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07/15/18 12:06 am
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Title: Boromir in Wonderland... or Imladris! by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Boromir in (Wonderland) - Imladris; his life experiences so far really hadn't fitted him for this.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 914 | Read count: 615

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Published: April 01, 2016 | Updated: April 01, 2016


Title: Wedding Customs in Rohan and Gondor by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

A Cushions 'missing scene'.  Lothíriel discusses traditions with Cwenhild...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Lothiriel, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1497 | Read count: 629

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Published: March 28, 2016 | Updated: March 28, 2016


Title: Under the Table by elfscribe
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

In Which Erestor Shows Glorfindel How to Enliven a Boring Meeting


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Content: Humor, PWP, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 947 | Read count: 682

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Published: March 13, 2016 | Updated: March 13, 2016


Title: Green and Silver Leaves by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Galadriel, Celeborn and Thranduil have decided to strengthen relations between the realms of Lothl
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, Legolas
Content: Angst, AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12131 | Read count: 4699

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Published: February 17, 2016 | Updated: March 13, 2016


Title: Cushions by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 53]
Summary:

Now complete.  In a time of legend, Éomer thinks he has seen a genuine fairy-tale character...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Elphir, Éomer, Éowyn, Faramir, Imrahil, Lothiriel
Content: Drama, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 20 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 50156 | Read count: 12930

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Published: September 04, 2014 | Updated: March 08, 2016


Title: Artwork of various kind by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Some artwork i have made, some are inspired by stories i have read as well as the original Tolkien books, while others are inspired by my own fan fiction stories. Multiple characters/ages
Category: Non-Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Glorfindel, Maedhros, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drabble, Erotica, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 | Completed: No | Word count: 1572 | Read count: 17128

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Published: January 16, 2015 | Updated: March 07, 2016


Title: Waking Dreams: An Early Morning Ramble in Anórien by Karlmir Stonewain
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Karlmir Stonewain has one of his typical nighttime brainstorms on Middle Earth, with an occasional whispered suggestion from his muse Arwen Evenstar/Liv Tyler. This is an updated version of a story I posted on another website several years ago.

Disclaimer: This essay is based on the world and characters created by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is written solely for the enjoyment of my readers and I make no profit from it of any kind. The persona of Liv Tyler in this story is imaginary and is not intended to be an actual depiction of the real actress.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1568 | Read count: 479

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Published: February 27, 2016 | Updated: February 27, 2016


Title: A herbal disaster by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

When a bottle of shampoo ends up in middle earth during the war of wrath the forces of light disciver that they in fact have gotten their hands on a terrible new weapon....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Eonwë
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2872 | Read count: 658

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Published: February 21, 2016 | Updated: February 21, 2016


Title: Petal by Armariel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Drabbles and ficlets featuring the Fairy ancestress of the Tooks, as she appears in "Once Upon a Midsummer's Morn."
Category: Fiction
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Radagast, Rose "Rosie" (Cotton) Gardner, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Ulmo
Content: Angst, Character Death, Drabble, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 59 | Completed: No | Word count: 20443 | Read count: 28383

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Published: January 13, 2015 | Updated: February 05, 2016


Title: In flagranti by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A scholar sent from Imaldris thinks he can manipulate Thranduil, not a good idea! He'll get what he deserves for sure. (Sequel to a cure for boredom and the challenge)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Galion, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Angst, AU, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Rape/Non-con
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14103 | Read count: 1197

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Published: January 03, 2016 | Updated: January 03, 2016


Title: A Borrowed Voice by Quantumphysica
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

A young man miraculously survives a car crash that by all means should have killed him… but when he wakes from his coma, he has lost the ability to understand English. He speaks gibberish and writes in meaningless scribbles... or so the doctors think. They don't know the sound of Old Quenya, after all.

It could have been coincidence that he crosses paths with Maka Smith, speech therapist and oath-bound kinslayer, but then… there is no coincidence where the Valar are concerned. When Námo gives them an unlikely mission, they have no choice but to work together whether they like it or not…


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Elenwë, Fëanor, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 73057 | Read count: 7948

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Published: May 20, 2014 | Updated: December 25, 2015


Title: The Missing Dogs of Lothlórien by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor and Haldir are asked to investigate after the Lothl
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Haldir, Saruman
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 22888 | Read count: 44143

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Published: September 05, 2011 | Updated: December 17, 2015


Title: Mithril for the Peredhil by KimicThranduilion
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short light hearted tale of how Elladan and Elrohir got their ears pierced under the influence of wine and their wood elven friends. It was all Elrohir's fault really - it was! This is based in my own AU - no copyright infringement intended - I make no money with this. I am merely playing with Tolkien's creations.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: AU, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Friendship
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 22930 | Read count: 2926

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Published: December 05, 2015 | Updated: December 13, 2015


Title: What's in a name? by ziggy, Naledi, cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences Round robin [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Is there anyone not lusting after Legolas? Warning -slashy silliness


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 | Completed: No | Word count: 29924 | Read count: 9425

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: December 03, 2015


Title: And the runes still speak by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

The runes of the old norse mythology, linked up to characters from Tolkiens works.


Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: AU, Drabble, Drama, Gen, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14955 | Read count: 3870

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Published: November 14, 2015 | Updated: December 02, 2015


Title: Tirion Flash Mob by Himring
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Market day in Tirion--and a flash mob, with many of the usual suspects.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elenwë, Fingon, Finrod, Huan, Indis, Maedhros, Maglor, Turgon
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 745 | Read count: 659

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Published: November 28, 2015 | Updated: November 28, 2015


Title: When Everything Stopped Making Sense by Ndil
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 58]
Summary:

A ring can represent practically anything. Undying love, a silent promise, real friendship, commitment, but also nobility, worship or faith. There are rings that symbolize dependence, enslavement, eternity, and apparently there is one that stands for all that’s evil in this world. But let’s not forget a ring is nothing more than a piece of metal that fits nicely around a finger. It doesn’t even have to be pretty.

So don’t ask me why I ended up risking my life, going on this quest to destroy one. I mean, you can’t really blame me for getting caught up in things I don’t even believe in, right?

This is a tenth walker fic and English is my second language. It’s possible you’ll hate this story, but don’t forget you’re not obliged to do so. And seriously, I really like readers and absolutely love reviewers.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: No | Word count: 98195 | Read count: 60592

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Published: July 09, 2011 | Updated: November 24, 2015


Title: The Wise Ones by Alpha Ori
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 36]
Summary: They are Noldo and they are learned, gifted in the skills of the physical sciences and the arts, refined and graceful like no other. The Wise Ones, led by Elrond and Glorfindel, travel to the Greenwood to reciprocate Thranduil's invitation. Legolas and The Greenwood prepare for imperious Noldo. Second in The Wild and The Wise story arc.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: The Wild and the Wise
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 23559 | Read count: 8413

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Published: August 15, 2015 | Updated: November 24, 2015


Title: Historical by Makalaure
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

"I haven't a clue."

"Of course. You wouldn't have a clue if it danced into your chamber in the dead of night wearing a frilly frock and singing, 'I am a clue!' in an operatic voice."


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aredhel, Turgon
Content: Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 937 | Read count: 599

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Published: November 05, 2015 | Updated: November 05, 2015


Title: Beware of the things that go bump in the ...privy! by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

It is halloween, the elflings of Thranduils Castle have been out trick or treating and Elladan is telling them a terrible ghost story about a ghost living in the privies. It backfires With disastrous results. Poor Legolas, poor Thranduil and poor poor POOR Galion! The Palace will never again be the same after this! Warning, this tale is a bit...shitty!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galion, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: AU, Horror, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4772 | Read count: 871

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Published: November 04, 2015 | Updated: November 04, 2015


Title: The M by Armariel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The children of King Elessar are about to witness an exciting event.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Eldarion, OFC
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 832 | Read count: 784

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Published: October 24, 2015 | Updated: October 24, 2015


Title: Finding the Way by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn and Arwen are concerned about Eldarion.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion, Faramir, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Drama, Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2622 | Read count: 668

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Published: October 05, 2015 | Updated: October 05, 2015


Title: Ereolas: Oropher Unbound! by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 66]
Summary: This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.

Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher. He is one hundred years old and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.

To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.

Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:

Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada in the form of a small baby. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.

Oropher’s soul mate was Cirdan and when he is reborn as Ereolas he is still his soul mate, so when he reaches his majority he marries Cirdan and moves to Mithlond with him. Recently, Ereolas has expanded his interests to include hunting down all written works about Oropher and correcting them. He also carries the curse of Legolas.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Arwen, Aulë, Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Fëanor, Galadriel, Galdor, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Gwindor, Haldir, Irmo/Lórien, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nienna, OFC, Orc, Oromë, Oropher, Orophin, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Tulkas, Ulmo, Uruk-Hai, Vairë, Vána, Varda/Elbereth, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 63 | Completed: No | Word count: 283356 | Read count: 74256

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Published: January 22, 2012 | Updated: September 22, 2015


Title: The challenge by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Thranduil and his mistress agrees on a rather kinky bet, they both have to seduce a very pious and strict elf within a week and so they have to use every trick in the book and then some to avoid being the looser of this very naughty challege. Sequel to a Cure for boredom.
Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, PWP, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 24504 | Read count: 2054

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Published: September 15, 2015 | Updated: September 22, 2015


Title: Stirrups and Stitches by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Arwen and Éowyn try to help a distressed young Princess


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éowyn, Faramir, OFC
Content: Angst, Drama, Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7503 | Read count: 885

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Published: September 18, 2015 | Updated: September 18, 2015