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Old Bones by Narya General Audiences
Maglor examines some old relics in the Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin. Written for Valentine's Day; posting a few days...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
Artifices of Gold and Shadow by Marchwriter Mature
When a ‘messenger of the Valar’ arrives on a rainy night, Celebrimbor — living quietly in exile — offers him shelter...
Moderately Functional by KimicThranduilion General Audiences
When Legolas’ intended day off drinking his favourite Dorwinion is interrupted for an important mission he is determined...
Friendship Amidst Loss by KimicThranduilion Teen
When Legolas and his troop become targets for slave traders tragedy strikes and the Prince suffers a devastating loss after...
Fragments from Middle-earth by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
Ficlets of under 1000 words written for past BTMEM Challenges. They feature mostly Aragorn, Faramir, Halbarad and OCs
Oaths of Allegiance by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
 Faramir takes an oath of fealty to two very different liege lords.

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Spiced Wine
02/16/19 01:52 pm
B2Me is underway folks. Amazing collection of Bingo Cards!
ziggy
02/16/19 10:56 am
Sounds like we've got some good new fics/updates on their way if everyone is writing this weekend:)
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:13 pm
I've been working so hard to get them done, that I'm done in the process.
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:12 pm
That sounds like my kind of weekend. Spiced! Hopefully I can have some fics finished for everyone to read. Fingers crossed. :)
Narya
02/15/19 10:12 pm
Similar I think! It's meant to be cloudy here but no rain forecast so I think a walk to start with, then some writing time
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:36 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:15 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Narya
02/15/19 06:36 pm
Fri-yay! :D anybody got any nice plans this weekend?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 10:11 am
Happy Friday, everyone :)
Spiced Wine
02/14/19 09:46 pm
And to you, Alquien :)
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Content: Humor



Stories

Title: Congratulations by TheFeanarion
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fingon is in a congratulatory mood.
Or wherein Fingon and Maedhros misuse a bit and some bailing twine.

The first of an Eventer!AU series!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Daeron, Fingon, Lúthien, Maedhros
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, BDSM, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Incest, PWP, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2006 | Read count: 912

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Published: April 29, 2016 | Updated: April 29, 2016


Title: A Series of Unfortunate Medical Mishaps by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Elrohir and Elladan manage to make 'the bad times' entertainingly amusing. (Peredhel tennis between Curiouswombat and Azalais.)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1266 | Read count: 909

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Published: April 21, 2016 | Updated: April 21, 2016


Title: The hairy business by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aiwendil is about to learn that giving elflings magical objects is a bad idea, a bad BAD idea, and Thranduil will have to deal with the aftermath....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3277 | Read count: 3736

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Published: April 19, 2016 | Updated: April 19, 2016


Title: Outside by TheFeanarion
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Finwë, Indis, OFC, OMC, Rúmil
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1470 | Read count: 810

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Published: April 17, 2016 | Updated: April 17, 2016


Title: Consequences by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Twenty years after 'Cushions' Elfwine writes to his grandfather - an epilogue if you like!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elfwine, Éomer, Lothiriel, OFC
Content: Humor, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1473 | Read count: 823

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Published: April 06, 2016 | Updated: April 06, 2016


Title: Boromir in Wonderland... or Imladris! by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Boromir in (Wonderland) - Imladris; his life experiences so far really hadn't fitted him for this.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 914 | Read count: 762

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Published: April 01, 2016 | Updated: April 01, 2016


Title: Wedding Customs in Rohan and Gondor by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

A Cushions 'missing scene'.  Lothíriel discusses traditions with Cwenhild...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Lothiriel, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1497 | Read count: 763

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Published: March 28, 2016 | Updated: March 28, 2016


Title: Under the Table by elfscribe
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

In Which Erestor Shows Glorfindel How to Enliven a Boring Meeting


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Content: Humor, PWP, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 947 | Read count: 829

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Published: March 13, 2016 | Updated: March 13, 2016


Title: Green and Silver Leaves by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Galadriel, Celeborn and Thranduil have decided to strengthen relations between the realms of Lothl
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, Legolas
Content: Angst, AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12131 | Read count: 5773

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Published: February 17, 2016 | Updated: March 13, 2016


Title: Cushions by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 53]
Summary:

Now complete.  In a time of legend, Éomer thinks he has seen a genuine fairy-tale character...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amrothos, Elphir, Éomer, Éowyn, Faramir, Imrahil, Lothiriel
Content: Drama, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 20 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 50156 | Read count: 14915

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Published: September 04, 2014 | Updated: March 08, 2016


Title: Artwork of various kind by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Some artwork i have made, some are inspired by stories i have read as well as the original Tolkien books, while others are inspired by my own fan fiction stories. Multiple characters/ages
Category: Non-Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Glorfindel, Maedhros, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drabble, Erotica, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 | Completed: No | Word count: 1572 | Read count: 20670

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Published: January 16, 2015 | Updated: March 07, 2016


Title: Waking Dreams: An Early Morning Ramble in Anórien by Karlmir Stonewain
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Karlmir Stonewain has one of his typical nighttime brainstorms on Middle Earth, with an occasional whispered suggestion from his muse Arwen Evenstar/Liv Tyler. This is an updated version of a story I posted on another website several years ago.

Disclaimer: This essay is based on the world and characters created by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is written solely for the enjoyment of my readers and I make no profit from it of any kind. The persona of Liv Tyler in this story is imaginary and is not intended to be an actual depiction of the real actress.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1568 | Read count: 585

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Published: February 27, 2016 | Updated: February 27, 2016


Title: A herbal disaster by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

When a bottle of shampoo ends up in middle earth during the war of wrath the forces of light disciver that they in fact have gotten their hands on a terrible new weapon....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Eonwë
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2872 | Read count: 845

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Published: February 21, 2016 | Updated: February 21, 2016


Title: Petal by Armariel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Drabbles and ficlets featuring the Fairy ancestress of the Tooks, as she appears in "Once Upon a Midsummer's Morn."
Category: Fiction
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Radagast, Rose "Rosie" (Cotton) Gardner, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Ulmo
Content: Angst, Character Death, Drabble, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 59 | Completed: No | Word count: 20443 | Read count: 34869

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Published: January 13, 2015 | Updated: February 05, 2016


Title: In flagranti by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A scholar sent from Imaldris thinks he can manipulate Thranduil, not a good idea! He'll get what he deserves for sure. (Sequel to a cure for boredom and the challenge)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Galion, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Angst, AU, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Rape/Non-con
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14103 | Read count: 1539

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Published: January 03, 2016 | Updated: January 03, 2016


Title: A Borrowed Voice by Quantumphysica
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

A young man miraculously survives a car crash that by all means should have killed him… but when he wakes from his coma, he has lost the ability to understand English. He speaks gibberish and writes in meaningless scribbles... or so the doctors think. They don't know the sound of Old Quenya, after all.

It could have been coincidence that he crosses paths with Maka Smith, speech therapist and oath-bound kinslayer, but then… there is no coincidence where the Valar are concerned. When Námo gives them an unlikely mission, they have no choice but to work together whether they like it or not…


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Elenwë, Fëanor, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 73057 | Read count: 9069

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Published: May 20, 2014 | Updated: December 25, 2015


Title: The Missing Dogs of Lothlórien by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor and Haldir are asked to investigate after the Lothl
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Haldir, Saruman
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 22888 | Read count: 46465

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Published: September 05, 2011 | Updated: December 17, 2015


Title: Mithril for the Peredhil by KimicThranduilion
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short light hearted tale of how Elladan and Elrohir got their ears pierced under the influence of wine and their wood elven friends. It was all Elrohir's fault really - it was! This is based in my own AU - no copyright infringement intended - I make no money with this. I am merely playing with Tolkien's creations.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: AU, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Friendship
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 22930 | Read count: 3720

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Published: December 05, 2015 | Updated: December 13, 2015


Title: What's in a name? by ziggy, Naledi, cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences Round robin [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Is there anyone not lusting after Legolas? Warning -slashy silliness


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 | Completed: No | Word count: 29924 | Read count: 11417

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: December 03, 2015


Title: And the runes still speak by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

The runes of the old norse mythology, linked up to characters from Tolkiens works.


Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: AU, Drabble, Drama, Gen, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14955 | Read count: 4817

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Published: November 14, 2015 | Updated: December 02, 2015


Title: Tirion Flash Mob by Himring
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Market day in Tirion--and a flash mob, with many of the usual suspects.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elenwë, Fingon, Finrod, Huan, Indis, Maedhros, Maglor, Turgon
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 745 | Read count: 824

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Published: November 28, 2015 | Updated: November 28, 2015


Title: When Everything Stopped Making Sense by Ndil
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 58]
Summary:

A ring can represent practically anything. Undying love, a silent promise, real friendship, commitment, but also nobility, worship or faith. There are rings that symbolize dependence, enslavement, eternity, and apparently there is one that stands for all that’s evil in this world. But let’s not forget a ring is nothing more than a piece of metal that fits nicely around a finger. It doesn’t even have to be pretty.

So don’t ask me why I ended up risking my life, going on this quest to destroy one. I mean, you can’t really blame me for getting caught up in things I don’t even believe in, right?

This is a tenth walker fic and English is my second language. It’s possible you’ll hate this story, but don’t forget you’re not obliged to do so. And seriously, I really like readers and absolutely love reviewers.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: No | Word count: 98195 | Read count: 64108

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Published: July 09, 2011 | Updated: November 24, 2015


Title: The Wise Ones by Alpha Ori
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 36]
Summary: They are Noldo and they are learned, gifted in the skills of the physical sciences and the arts, refined and graceful like no other. The Wise Ones, led by Elrond and Glorfindel, travel to the Greenwood to reciprocate Thranduil's invitation. Legolas and The Greenwood prepare for imperious Noldo. Second in The Wild and The Wise story arc.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: The Wild and the Wise
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 23559 | Read count: 9896

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Published: August 15, 2015 | Updated: November 24, 2015


Title: Historical by Makalaure
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

"I haven't a clue."

"Of course. You wouldn't have a clue if it danced into your chamber in the dead of night wearing a frilly frock and singing, 'I am a clue!' in an operatic voice."


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aredhel, Turgon
Content: Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 937 | Read count: 679

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Published: November 05, 2015 | Updated: November 05, 2015


Title: Beware of the things that go bump in the ...privy! by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

It is halloween, the elflings of Thranduils Castle have been out trick or treating and Elladan is telling them a terrible ghost story about a ghost living in the privies. It backfires With disastrous results. Poor Legolas, poor Thranduil and poor poor POOR Galion! The Palace will never again be the same after this! Warning, this tale is a bit...shitty!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galion, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: AU, Horror, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4772 | Read count: 1063

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Published: November 04, 2015 | Updated: November 04, 2015