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Old Bones by Narya General Audiences
Maglor examines some old relics in the Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin. Written for Valentine's Day; posting a few days...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
Artifices of Gold and Shadow by Marchwriter Mature
When a ‘messenger of the Valar’ arrives on a rainy night, Celebrimbor — living quietly in exile — offers him shelter...
Moderately Functional by KimicThranduilion General Audiences
When Legolas’ intended day off drinking his favourite Dorwinion is interrupted for an important mission he is determined...
Friendship Amidst Loss by KimicThranduilion Teen
When Legolas and his troop become targets for slave traders tragedy strikes and the Prince suffers a devastating loss after...
Fragments from Middle-earth by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
Ficlets of under 1000 words written for past BTMEM Challenges. They feature mostly Aragorn, Faramir, Halbarad and OCs
Oaths of Allegiance by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
 Faramir takes an oath of fealty to two very different liege lords.

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Spiced Wine
02/16/19 01:52 pm
B2Me is underway folks. Amazing collection of Bingo Cards!
ziggy
02/16/19 10:56 am
Sounds like we've got some good new fics/updates on their way if everyone is writing this weekend:)
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:13 pm
I've been working so hard to get them done, that I'm done in the process.
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:12 pm
That sounds like my kind of weekend. Spiced! Hopefully I can have some fics finished for everyone to read. Fingers crossed. :)
Narya
02/15/19 10:12 pm
Similar I think! It's meant to be cloudy here but no rain forecast so I think a walk to start with, then some writing time
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:36 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:15 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Narya
02/15/19 06:36 pm
Fri-yay! :D anybody got any nice plans this weekend?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 10:11 am
Happy Friday, everyone :)
Spiced Wine
02/14/19 09:46 pm
And to you, Alquien :)
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Content: Humor



Stories

Title: Cake Feelers! by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The elves want cake and ice cream, but first they have to get Mike out of the way. However, he is watching The Great British Bake off!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Legolas, Sauron
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1154 | Read count: 691

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Published: April 04, 2017 | Updated: April 04, 2017


Title: Weirdly wonderful. by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Feature

A place for all my small pieces that don't justify a story to their own but don't deserve to rot in a file in the back of my document folder because I'm not going to make them any longer. Also the future home to any B2Me I ever do. (Maybe next year?)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aredhel, Balin, Caranthir, Celebrían, Celegorm, Curufin, Elrond, Erestor, Eärendil, Eöl, Fëanor, Finarfin, Findis, Fingolfin, Finrod, Finwë, Galadriel, Gildor, Glorfindel, Huan, Idril, Indis, Irimë, Legolas, Maeglin, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Thranduil, Ulmo, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drabble, Drama, Erotica, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, PWP, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 56 | Completed: No | Word count: 47438 | Read count: 73898

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Published: May 21, 2012 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: A Bird to the Wise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Glorfindel fears Legolas has been changed by dark magic and impending motherhood.

An April Fool's story suggested by and written for Chaotic Binky. Thanks for the inspiration! Next time there will be more farts.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3294 | Read count: 698

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Published: April 02, 2017 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: The broken wall, the burning roof, and tower fallen by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Everyone lived aware of the delicate balance, that the Eldar had managed to find through nature’s bounty, was easily upset. Everyone did as they must, tip toed the delicate social steps perfected in Aman, and kept a close awareness of their companions to make sure they did not stumble either.


Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: AU, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, Mpreg, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 8838 | Read count: 1426

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Published: July 03, 2016 | Updated: March 31, 2017


Title: Falling For You by Glorfindel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond and Glorfindel go rock climbing, hoping to see some birds in their nests. They climb up a sheer face and find a cave.

Something furry is just inside, hidden in the darkness, and it's not alone.

What could possibly go wrong?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2747 | Read count: 577

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Published: March 13, 2017 | Updated: March 13, 2017


Title: Dark Judgement by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 60]
Summary:

Told completely from Sauron's point of view. His recollections blur the lines between who is good and bad, and he is gleefully and brutally honest about his deeds as he recalls events from the past and present and gives his opinions on them.

This story begins before 'Summer Heat' and tells how Sauron became the Valar approved psychiatrist for all the elves damaged by him in Middle-earth.

The tale starts with Sauron being defeated in Middle-earth during the Ring War. He is removed to Valinor for judgement by the Valar and looks forward to spending eternity with Melkor in the void, but his time there does not go as planned and he desperately seeks to leave the horrors of his new existence. The Valar release him, but his punishment is far from over as they force him to re-evaluate his hopes for the future and explore how it feels to love another.

Then the Valar give him the evil, murderous, psychopathic Erestor to cure. Has Sauron finally met his match?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Fëanor, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Saruman, Sauron, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 55 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 91498 | Read count: 54441

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Published: December 17, 2011 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: Of Elves and Oaths by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Chaos reigns in Minas Tirith when Legolas arrives to celebrate his first New Year amongst Men. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5364 | Read count: 888

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Published: February 21, 2017 | Updated: February 21, 2017


Title: Fifty Shades Of Slate by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 21]
Summary: When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Kink, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8951 | Read count: 7521

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: February 19, 2017


Title: Short and Sweet by pippychick
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Legolas and Gimli travel together to Eryn Lasgalen after the fall of Sauron.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Explicit Sex, Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 13260 | Read count: 2279

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Published: February 02, 2017 | Updated: February 18, 2017


Title: Family Reunion by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 11]
Summary: On his arrival in Valinor Legolas must endure the nightmare of meeting Elrohir's extended family and he finds they are not what he thought they were. A Condensed Silmarillion spin off.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Finrod, Gimli, Legolas, Turgon
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 5340 | Read count: 3043

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Published: November 13, 2015 | Updated: February 14, 2017


Title: Kings and Princes by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Tedious meetings, self important Nobles and an angry wood-elf leave Aragorn with a headache at the end of a very tiring day. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Beyond the Barriers, Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3462 | Read count: 804

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Published: February 11, 2017 | Updated: February 11, 2017


Title: Wax on Wax off by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

When Elrond tries to help a dwarf with a peculiar problem he unwittingly unleashes a new horror onto the elves of Imladris, one which will make even the boldest of warriors cringe.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5045 | Read count: 553

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Published: January 30, 2017 | Updated: January 30, 2017


Title: Sauron, Worker of Fine Metals. by Glorfindel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Sauron is in love with Melkor, who casts him out, but before he does he gives him a magic ring which hides his identity.
Disguised as an elf, he flees to the Isle of Balar and captures the interest of the devious Cirdan.
Things go quite well until Cirdan announces that a ship full of Maia are soon to visit the island on a fact finding mission concerning Melkor and Sauron.
What can Sauron do? He cannot stay, that's for sure.
The story is gleefully written from Sauron's point of view, so can it even be trusted? Only you can decide!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18014 | Read count: 6952

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Published: December 13, 2016 | Updated: January 25, 2017


Title: Beyond the call of duty by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

If Amy had known that she before the end of the day would end up stranded in an alien world With her Group, being chased by ugly Creatures wielding swords she would have stayed in bed, but duty called, she answered and the shit hit the fan....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 121757 | Read count: 10713

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Published: June 30, 2015 | Updated: December 26, 2016


Title: The Wraith in the Mist by zeedrippyvessel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: According to Dwarven and Middle-earth annals, Dwalin lived longer than any other dwarf. 340 years. He out-lived his entire family, five kings. One wonders how he spent his last days.

Dwalin goes on a walk-a-bout with a most unusual companion.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Dwalin, Elladan, Elrohir, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Death, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14805 | Read count: 4800

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: November 21, 2016


Title: Friendship Found in Unexpected Places by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

When he discovers Legolas is away from his friends and family for his Begetting Day, Gimli attempts to ease his friend's sadness. But he has only a handful of Noldor and a Mortal Man to help him. A story about the discovery of a friend where you least expect one.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Eldarion, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3303 | Read count: 736

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: October 16, 2016


Title: The Darkness of These Days by UnnamedElement
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

For Legolas, relationships in a darkening wood are anything but simple, and traumatic histories only complicate things further. Legolas and Ithildim find that pragmatism does not always protect the heart from harm, and sometimes withholding love is not worth it at all.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OMC
Content: Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2572 | Read count: 700

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Published: October 12, 2016 | Updated: October 12, 2016


Title: Love's Labour by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn awaits the birth of his second child.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éowyn, Faramir
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2923 | Read count: 589

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Published: October 02, 2016 | Updated: October 02, 2016


Title: This...socks! by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Ever wondered where all the socks your tumble drier seemingly devour end up? Wonder no more, the answer is here!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Melkor/Morgoth, Sauron
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2012 | Read count: 729

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Published: August 29, 2016 | Updated: August 29, 2016


Title: One of those days.... by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Elrond has started working as a healer again in Valinor, but that brings its own form of challenges, who could have guessed that the inhabitants of Valmar could be this...ignorant! Oh what a day!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, OFC, OMC
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4579 | Read count: 702

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Published: July 11, 2016 | Updated: July 11, 2016


Title: Rain Dancing by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Aragorn, after a bad day, goes in search of his little son to cheer him but to his disappointment Legolas has got there first. Sometimes a King needs a little help to remember who he truly is.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2117 | Read count: 892

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Published: June 30, 2016 | Updated: June 30, 2016


Title: Of roses and frost by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

Thranduil is trying to find a suitable wife for his son With the help of Elrond. The elleth they chose seems like a Perfect candidate but she has the temper of a she dragon and is not one to be ordered around by anyone. And she has a Secret of which even she is ignorant, if she remembers she is likely to die, if she doesnt everything will be lost.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 88644 | Read count: 7191

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Published: August 12, 2015 | Updated: June 29, 2016


Title: The Best Laid Plans by TheFeanarion
Rated: Teen Round robin [Reviews - 0]
Summary: F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Ecthelion, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Gothmog, Maedhros, Maglor, Melkor/Morgoth, Nerdanel, Sauron
Content: AU, Drama, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4774 | Read count: 1357

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Published: May 05, 2016 | Updated: May 19, 2016


Title: The Great Escape by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir's camping trip is interrupted.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3273 | Read count: 685

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Published: May 09, 2016 | Updated: May 09, 2016


Title: Old Strider by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A surprise visitor interrupts the Hobbits as they discuss the events of a momentous day.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 750 | Read count: 821

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Published: May 02, 2016 | Updated: May 02, 2016