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I Will Share Your Road by lotrfan General Audiences
The road from Tirion is harsh and difficult but Nolofinwë finds his arrival in Beleriand far different than he expected...
~ Fragments of Fate And Fire ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
This will be a collection of fics, commissioned art, and gapfillers to flesh out events within my Dark Prince/Magnificat...
A Feast of Ashes by Kalendeer General Audiences
In Barad Eithel, High King Fingolfin lives under the shadow of his half-brother, dead on the very spot where the fortress...
Hot for Teacher by amyfortuna Explicit
Rúmil has a surprise for his favourite student (and lover); the student exceeds expectations.
In the Eye of the Beholder by lotrfan General Audiences
Finrod takes a trip north to visit his cousins, taking a notable piece of jewelry with him and imparting some interesting...
The Ways of Paradox by Narya Teen
How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity? Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...

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Spiced Wine
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07/19/18 09:34 am
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Stories

Title: Of Elves and Oaths by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Chaos reigns in Minas Tirith when Legolas arrives to celebrate his first New Year amongst Men. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5364 | Read count: 684

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Published: February 21, 2017 | Updated: February 21, 2017


Title: Fifty Shades Of Slate by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 21]
Summary: When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Kink, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8951 | Read count: 6067

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: February 19, 2017


Title: Short and Sweet by pippychick
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Legolas and Gimli travel together to Eryn Lasgalen after the fall of Sauron.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Explicit Sex, Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 13260 | Read count: 1797

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Published: February 02, 2017 | Updated: February 18, 2017


Title: Family Reunion by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 11]
Summary: On his arrival in Valinor Legolas must endure the nightmare of meeting Elrohir's extended family and he finds they are not what he thought they were. A Condensed Silmarillion spin off.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Finrod, Gimli, Legolas, Turgon
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 5340 | Read count: 2585

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Published: November 13, 2015 | Updated: February 14, 2017


Title: Kings and Princes by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Tedious meetings, self important Nobles and an angry wood-elf leave Aragorn with a headache at the end of a very tiring day. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Beyond the Barriers, Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3462 | Read count: 663

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Published: February 11, 2017 | Updated: February 11, 2017


Title: Wax on Wax off by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

When Elrond tries to help a dwarf with a peculiar problem he unwittingly unleashes a new horror onto the elves of Imladris, one which will make even the boldest of warriors cringe.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5045 | Read count: 405

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Published: January 30, 2017 | Updated: January 30, 2017


Title: Sauron, Worker of Fine Metals. by Glorfindel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Sauron is in love with Melkor, who casts him out, but before he does he gives him a magic ring which hides his identity.
Disguised as an elf, he flees to the Isle of Balar and captures the interest of the devious Cirdan.
Things go quite well until Cirdan announces that a ship full of Maia are soon to visit the island on a fact finding mission concerning Melkor and Sauron.
What can Sauron do? He cannot stay, that's for sure.
The story is gleefully written from Sauron's point of view, so can it even be trusted? Only you can decide!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18014 | Read count: 5349

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Published: December 13, 2016 | Updated: January 25, 2017


Title: Something Spicy by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Lacking experience sometimes means making mistakes and can have unexpected consequences. Like making new friends.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Gildor, OMC
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1792 | Read count: 469

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Published: January 02, 2017 | Updated: January 02, 2017


Title: Beyond the call of duty by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

If Amy had known that she before the end of the day would end up stranded in an alien world With her Group, being chased by ugly Creatures wielding swords she would have stayed in bed, but duty called, she answered and the shit hit the fan....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 121757 | Read count: 8791

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Published: June 30, 2015 | Updated: December 26, 2016


Title: The Wraith in the Mist by zeedrippyvessel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: According to Dwarven and Middle-earth annals, Dwalin lived longer than any other dwarf. 340 years. He out-lived his entire family, five kings. One wonders how he spent his last days.

Dwalin goes on a walk-a-bout with a most unusual companion.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Dwalin, Elladan, Elrohir, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Death, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14805 | Read count: 3867

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: November 21, 2016


Title: Friendship Found in Unexpected Places by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

When he discovers Legolas is away from his friends and family for his Begetting Day, Gimli attempts to ease his friend's sadness. But he has only a handful of Noldor and a Mortal Man to help him. A story about the discovery of a friend where you least expect one.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Eldarion, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3303 | Read count: 600

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: October 16, 2016


Title: The Darkness of These Days by UnnamedElement
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

For Legolas, relationships in a darkening wood are anything but simple, and traumatic histories only complicate things further. Legolas and Ithildim find that pragmatism does not always protect the heart from harm, and sometimes withholding love is not worth it at all.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OMC
Content: Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2572 | Read count: 534

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Published: October 12, 2016 | Updated: October 12, 2016


Title: Love's Labour by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn awaits the birth of his second child.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éowyn, Faramir
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2923 | Read count: 477

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Published: October 02, 2016 | Updated: October 02, 2016


Title: This...socks! by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Ever wondered where all the socks your tumble drier seemingly devour end up? Wonder no more, the answer is here!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Melkor/Morgoth, Sauron
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2012 | Read count: 548

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Published: August 29, 2016 | Updated: August 29, 2016


Title: One of those days.... by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Elrond has started working as a healer again in Valinor, but that brings its own form of challenges, who could have guessed that the inhabitants of Valmar could be this...ignorant! Oh what a day!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, OFC, OMC
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4579 | Read count: 517

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Published: July 11, 2016 | Updated: July 11, 2016


Title: Rain Dancing by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Aragorn, after a bad day, goes in search of his little son to cheer him but to his disappointment Legolas has got there first. Sometimes a King needs a little help to remember who he truly is.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2117 | Read count: 713

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Published: June 30, 2016 | Updated: June 30, 2016


Title: Of roses and frost by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

Thranduil is trying to find a suitable wife for his son With the help of Elrond. The elleth they chose seems like a Perfect candidate but she has the temper of a she dragon and is not one to be ordered around by anyone. And she has a Secret of which even she is ignorant, if she remembers she is likely to die, if she doesnt everything will be lost.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 88644 | Read count: 6148

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Published: August 12, 2015 | Updated: June 29, 2016


Title: The Best Laid Plans by TheFeanarion
Rated: Teen Round robin [Reviews - 0]
Summary: F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Ecthelion, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Gothmog, Maedhros, Maglor, Melkor/Morgoth, Nerdanel, Sauron
Content: AU, Drama, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4774 | Read count: 1101

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Published: May 05, 2016 | Updated: May 19, 2016


Title: The Great Escape by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir's camping trip is interrupted.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3273 | Read count: 586

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Published: May 09, 2016 | Updated: May 09, 2016


Title: Old Strider by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A surprise visitor interrupts the Hobbits as they discuss the events of a momentous day.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 750 | Read count: 639

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Published: May 02, 2016 | Updated: May 02, 2016


Title: Congratulations by TheFeanarion
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fingon is in a congratulatory mood.
Or wherein Fingon and Maedhros misuse a bit and some bailing twine.

The first of an Eventer!AU series!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Daeron, Fingon, Lúthien, Maedhros
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, BDSM, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Incest, PWP, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2006 | Read count: 699

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Published: April 29, 2016 | Updated: April 29, 2016


Title: A Series of Unfortunate Medical Mishaps by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Elrohir and Elladan manage to make 'the bad times' entertainingly amusing. (Peredhel tennis between Curiouswombat and Azalais.)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1266 | Read count: 753

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Published: April 21, 2016 | Updated: April 21, 2016


Title: The hairy business by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aiwendil is about to learn that giving elflings magical objects is a bad idea, a bad BAD idea, and Thranduil will have to deal with the aftermath....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3277 | Read count: 3618

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Published: April 19, 2016 | Updated: April 19, 2016


Title: Outside by TheFeanarion
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Finwë, Indis, OFC, OMC, Rúmil
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1470 | Read count: 626

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Published: April 17, 2016 | Updated: April 17, 2016


Title: Consequences by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Twenty years after 'Cushions' Elfwine writes to his grandfather - an epilogue if you like!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elfwine, Éomer, Lothiriel, OFC
Content: Humor, Romance, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1473 | Read count: 683

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Published: April 06, 2016 | Updated: April 06, 2016