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The Ways of Paradox by Narya Teen
How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity? Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The...
Upon the Hearth by Narya General Audiences
Narvi is intrigued and a little unnerved by Celebrimbor's companion. Celebrimbor is soppy about his scaly, fire-breathing...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
~ Magnificat of the Damned. Book IV: Anvil ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
From Angmar to the Dagor Dagorath. The final story in the Magnificat of the Damned series. The Doom and destiny of the...
~ Fragments of Fate And Fire ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
This will be a collection of fics, commissioned art, and gapfillers to flesh out events within my Dark Prince/Magnificat...
Rohan: An Anthology by Himring Teen
Anthology for short pieces set in or associated with Rohan. Most of these either feature Eowyn or draw on the material on...
~ Summerland ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
New experiences broaden the mind —trauma and the impossible crack it wide open. A quiet summer holiday, the hint...

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Narya
11/17/18 12:37 am
Happy Friday :D
Spiced Wine
11/16/18 09:43 am
Happy Friday, everyone :)
NelyafinweFeanorion
11/15/18 04:56 pm
chapter posted is actually new instead of repeat this time.
NelyafinweFeanorion
11/15/18 04:55 pm
snow for us here too! And sorry somehow chapter 39 on "I'll be yours" repeated itself instead of posting chapter 40. I think I've got it fixed now. Sorry for any confusion. Chapter p
Karlmir Stonewain
11/15/18 10:47 am
Snow is in tonight's forecast. Bah! It's too early for snow. Time for a sequel to "Islands of Warmth in a Sea of Cold."
Naledi
11/14/18 10:49 pm
Oops - meant to say, please DM me with your email address!
Naledi
11/14/18 10:48 pm
Can those of you who want to be involved DM me and I'll send out a group email. Cheeky and Ziggy - I know I did have your emails, but I doubt I've still got them.
Naledi
11/14/18 10:46 pm
Yay for everyone joining in with the advent calendar (*waves to Cheeky*). It's probably time we got this show on the road.
Spiced Wine
11/13/18 10:42 pm
And it will still feel like a last-minute rush!
Spiced Wine
11/13/18 10:41 pm
I do not believe we’re already thinking of Christmas. Yet here I am ordering pressies, buying cards, making sure I have addresses...
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Content: Humor



Stories

Title: The broken wall, the burning roof, and tower fallen by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Everyone lived aware of the delicate balance, that the Eldar had managed to find through nature’s bounty, was easily upset. Everyone did as they must, tip toed the delicate social steps perfected in Aman, and kept a close awareness of their companions to make sure they did not stumble either.


Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: AU, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, Mpreg, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 8838 | Read count: 1222

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Published: July 03, 2016 | Updated: March 31, 2017


Title: Falling For You by Glorfindel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond and Glorfindel go rock climbing, hoping to see some birds in their nests. They climb up a sheer face and find a cave.

Something furry is just inside, hidden in the darkness, and it's not alone.

What could possibly go wrong?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2747 | Read count: 474

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Published: March 13, 2017 | Updated: March 13, 2017


Title: Dark Judgement by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 60]
Summary:

Told completely from Sauron's point of view. His recollections blur the lines between who is good and bad, and he is gleefully and brutally honest about his deeds as he recalls events from the past and present and gives his opinions on them.

This story begins before 'Summer Heat' and tells how Sauron became the Valar approved psychiatrist for all the elves damaged by him in Middle-earth.

The tale starts with Sauron being defeated in Middle-earth during the Ring War. He is removed to Valinor for judgement by the Valar and looks forward to spending eternity with Melkor in the void, but his time there does not go as planned and he desperately seeks to leave the horrors of his new existence. The Valar release him, but his punishment is far from over as they force him to re-evaluate his hopes for the future and explore how it feels to love another.

Then the Valar give him the evil, murderous, psychopathic Erestor to cure. Has Sauron finally met his match?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Fëanor, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Saruman, Sauron, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 55 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 91498 | Read count: 51458

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Published: December 17, 2011 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: Of Elves and Oaths by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Chaos reigns in Minas Tirith when Legolas arrives to celebrate his first New Year amongst Men. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5364 | Read count: 786

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Published: February 21, 2017 | Updated: February 21, 2017


Title: Fifty Shades Of Slate by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 21]
Summary: When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Kink, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8951 | Read count: 6641

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: February 19, 2017


Title: Short and Sweet by pippychick
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Legolas and Gimli travel together to Eryn Lasgalen after the fall of Sauron.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Explicit Sex, Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 13260 | Read count: 1976

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Published: February 02, 2017 | Updated: February 18, 2017


Title: Family Reunion by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 11]
Summary: On his arrival in Valinor Legolas must endure the nightmare of meeting Elrohir's extended family and he finds they are not what he thought they were. A Condensed Silmarillion spin off.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Finrod, Gimli, Legolas, Turgon
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 5340 | Read count: 2767

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Published: November 13, 2015 | Updated: February 14, 2017


Title: Kings and Princes by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Tedious meetings, self important Nobles and an angry wood-elf leave Aragorn with a headache at the end of a very tiring day. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Beyond the Barriers, Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3462 | Read count: 736

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Published: February 11, 2017 | Updated: February 11, 2017


Title: Wax on Wax off by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

When Elrond tries to help a dwarf with a peculiar problem he unwittingly unleashes a new horror onto the elves of Imladris, one which will make even the boldest of warriors cringe.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5045 | Read count: 473

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Published: January 30, 2017 | Updated: January 30, 2017


Title: Sauron, Worker of Fine Metals. by Glorfindel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Sauron is in love with Melkor, who casts him out, but before he does he gives him a magic ring which hides his identity.
Disguised as an elf, he flees to the Isle of Balar and captures the interest of the devious Cirdan.
Things go quite well until Cirdan announces that a ship full of Maia are soon to visit the island on a fact finding mission concerning Melkor and Sauron.
What can Sauron do? He cannot stay, that's for sure.
The story is gleefully written from Sauron's point of view, so can it even be trusted? Only you can decide!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18014 | Read count: 5880

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Published: December 13, 2016 | Updated: January 25, 2017


Title: Beyond the call of duty by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

If Amy had known that she before the end of the day would end up stranded in an alien world With her Group, being chased by ugly Creatures wielding swords she would have stayed in bed, but duty called, she answered and the shit hit the fan....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 121757 | Read count: 9569

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Published: June 30, 2015 | Updated: December 26, 2016


Title: The Wraith in the Mist by zeedrippyvessel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: According to Dwarven and Middle-earth annals, Dwalin lived longer than any other dwarf. 340 years. He out-lived his entire family, five kings. One wonders how he spent his last days.

Dwalin goes on a walk-a-bout with a most unusual companion.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Dwalin, Elladan, Elrohir, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Death, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14805 | Read count: 4205

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: November 21, 2016


Title: Friendship Found in Unexpected Places by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

When he discovers Legolas is away from his friends and family for his Begetting Day, Gimli attempts to ease his friend's sadness. But he has only a handful of Noldor and a Mortal Man to help him. A story about the discovery of a friend where you least expect one.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Eldarion, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3303 | Read count: 667

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: October 16, 2016


Title: The Darkness of These Days by UnnamedElement
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

For Legolas, relationships in a darkening wood are anything but simple, and traumatic histories only complicate things further. Legolas and Ithildim find that pragmatism does not always protect the heart from harm, and sometimes withholding love is not worth it at all.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OMC
Content: Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2572 | Read count: 605

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Published: October 12, 2016 | Updated: October 12, 2016


Title: Love's Labour by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn awaits the birth of his second child.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éowyn, Faramir
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2923 | Read count: 528

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Published: October 02, 2016 | Updated: October 02, 2016


Title: This...socks! by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Ever wondered where all the socks your tumble drier seemingly devour end up? Wonder no more, the answer is here!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Melkor/Morgoth, Sauron
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2012 | Read count: 608

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Published: August 29, 2016 | Updated: August 29, 2016


Title: One of those days.... by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Elrond has started working as a healer again in Valinor, but that brings its own form of challenges, who could have guessed that the inhabitants of Valmar could be this...ignorant! Oh what a day!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, OFC, OMC
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4579 | Read count: 603

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Published: July 11, 2016 | Updated: July 11, 2016


Title: Rain Dancing by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Aragorn, after a bad day, goes in search of his little son to cheer him but to his disappointment Legolas has got there first. Sometimes a King needs a little help to remember who he truly is.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2117 | Read count: 808

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Published: June 30, 2016 | Updated: June 30, 2016


Title: Of roses and frost by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

Thranduil is trying to find a suitable wife for his son With the help of Elrond. The elleth they chose seems like a Perfect candidate but she has the temper of a she dragon and is not one to be ordered around by anyone. And she has a Secret of which even she is ignorant, if she remembers she is likely to die, if she doesnt everything will be lost.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Drama, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 88644 | Read count: 6545

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Published: August 12, 2015 | Updated: June 29, 2016


Title: The Best Laid Plans by TheFeanarion
Rated: Teen Round robin [Reviews - 0]
Summary: F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Ecthelion, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Gothmog, Maedhros, Maglor, Melkor/Morgoth, Nerdanel, Sauron
Content: AU, Drama, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4774 | Read count: 1207

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Published: May 05, 2016 | Updated: May 19, 2016


Title: The Great Escape by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir's camping trip is interrupted.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3273 | Read count: 629

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Published: May 09, 2016 | Updated: May 09, 2016


Title: Old Strider by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A surprise visitor interrupts the Hobbits as they discuss the events of a momentous day.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 750 | Read count: 728

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Published: May 02, 2016 | Updated: May 02, 2016


Title: Congratulations by TheFeanarion
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fingon is in a congratulatory mood.
Or wherein Fingon and Maedhros misuse a bit and some bailing twine.

The first of an Eventer!AU series!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Daeron, Fingon, Lúthien, Maedhros
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, BDSM, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Incest, PWP, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Stars Always Come In Sets Of Four
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2006 | Read count: 804

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Published: April 29, 2016 | Updated: April 29, 2016


Title: A Series of Unfortunate Medical Mishaps by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Elrohir and Elladan manage to make 'the bad times' entertainingly amusing. (Peredhel tennis between Curiouswombat and Azalais.)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1266 | Read count: 816

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Published: April 21, 2016 | Updated: April 21, 2016


Title: The hairy business by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aiwendil is about to learn that giving elflings magical objects is a bad idea, a bad BAD idea, and Thranduil will have to deal with the aftermath....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3277 | Read count: 3657

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Published: April 19, 2016 | Updated: April 19, 2016