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Old Bones by Narya General Audiences
Maglor examines some old relics in the Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin. Written for Valentine's Day; posting a few days...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
Artifices of Gold and Shadow by Marchwriter Mature
When a ‘messenger of the Valar’ arrives on a rainy night, Celebrimbor — living quietly in exile — offers him shelter...
Moderately Functional by KimicThranduilion General Audiences
When Legolas’ intended day off drinking his favourite Dorwinion is interrupted for an important mission he is determined...
Friendship Amidst Loss by KimicThranduilion Teen
When Legolas and his troop become targets for slave traders tragedy strikes and the Prince suffers a devastating loss after...
Fragments from Middle-earth by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
Ficlets of under 1000 words written for past BTMEM Challenges. They feature mostly Aragorn, Faramir, Halbarad and OCs
Oaths of Allegiance by Linda Hoyland General Audiences
 Faramir takes an oath of fealty to two very different liege lords.

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Spiced Wine
02/16/19 01:52 pm
B2Me is underway folks. Amazing collection of Bingo Cards!
ziggy
02/16/19 10:56 am
Sounds like we've got some good new fics/updates on their way if everyone is writing this weekend:)
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:13 pm
I've been working so hard to get them done, that I'm done in the process.
Gabriel
02/15/19 10:12 pm
That sounds like my kind of weekend. Spiced! Hopefully I can have some fics finished for everyone to read. Fingers crossed. :)
Narya
02/15/19 10:12 pm
Similar I think! It's meant to be cloudy here but no rain forecast so I think a walk to start with, then some writing time
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:36 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 07:15 pm
Not really, but the weather is supposed to be quite mild and nice. Probably relax and write and go for a couple of walks. You?
Narya
02/15/19 06:36 pm
Fri-yay! :D anybody got any nice plans this weekend?
Spiced Wine
02/15/19 10:11 am
Happy Friday, everyone :)
Spiced Wine
02/14/19 09:46 pm
And to you, Alquien :)
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Content: Humor



Stories

Title: Mice and lice are not nice by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Thranduil does the mistake of buying his son pets, a very bad idea. A Group of elves get caught by a storm and has to stay at an inn, With a bunch of dwarves. Chaos is guaranteed,
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8246 | Read count: 2615

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Published: February 21, 2015 | Updated: February 21, 2015


Title: The Perils of Fame by Linda Hoyland
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Aragorn, Arwen and Faramir are upset when they discover some curious documents.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2544 | Read count: 716

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Published: February 20, 2015 | Updated: February 20, 2015


Title: King James Version by DrummerWench
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A little something I wrote for "If Other Authors Wrote LotR" on another board.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Frodo, Gandalf, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Crossover, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 588 | Read count: 1457

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Published: February 07, 2015 | Updated: February 07, 2015


Title: Mathom-house Writings by Alquien
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A collection of all the little odd bits I've written that are based on writing memes and other things.

These will be un-beta'd for the most part and (probably) unrelated to other works or even each other. Any/all updates will be as the muse inspires.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Nerdanel
Content: Drabble, Humor, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 2048 | Read count: 5635

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Published: June 26, 2014 | Updated: February 03, 2015


Title: Hammer and anvil by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 3]
Summary: F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Nerdanel
Content: Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4213 | Read count: 1146

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Published: January 27, 2015 | Updated: January 27, 2015


Title: Stuff 'n Nonsense by Armariel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A collection of LotR song parodies and other silly tidbits. Anyone taking this stuff seriously will be forced to sit through Ent poetry readings for two weeks straight!
Category: Fiction, Poetry, Non-Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 12119 | Read count: 6513

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Published: December 28, 2014 | Updated: January 12, 2015


Title: How i got hooked, or my first meeting with Tolkiens work by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A small essay/story about how i came to Discover the wonderful world of Tolkiens world and how it has influenced me, and a little about the joy of writing Fan fiction.
Category: Non-Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Drabble, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4156 | Read count: 1375

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Published: January 11, 2015 | Updated: January 11, 2015


Title: But what about the Eagles? by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 7]
Summary: The Answers to all your burning Middle Earth questions
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Elwing, Eärendil, Galadriel, Legolas
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1430 | Read count: 2381

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Published: January 04, 2015 | Updated: January 07, 2015


Title: Late Night Drives and Mythical Creatures by Makalaure
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Stiles has pretty much had it up to here with all this supernatural stuff. Too bad his life seems to resemble an extended Hallowe'en party.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Maglor
Content: AU, Crossover, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1977 | Read count: 858

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Published: December 21, 2014 | Updated: December 21, 2014


Title: Once Upon a Midsummer's Morn by Armariel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Fairy ancestress of Pippin and Diamond Took plays a part in bringing them together. Originally written for the "Midsummer Night's Dream" challenge at LotR Community.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6461 | Read count: 839

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Published: December 14, 2014 | Updated: December 14, 2014


Title: The Empty Vessel by zeedrippyvessel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 77]
Summary: A Woman discovers her world isn't the only one falling apart. NOW COMPLETE!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Haldir, Legolas, OFC, Orophin, Rúmil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 218819 | Read count: 65066

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Published: March 08, 2012 | Updated: December 08, 2014


Title: Not in a good way by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel has to escort a terribly boring nagging scholar from Imladris to Mirkwood, the ellon ruins the stay for everybody but on the way back karma strikes hard. Humor/parody. Glorfindel/OMC/Elrond/Thranduil. One shot.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3329 | Read count: 1089

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Published: December 07, 2014 | Updated: December 07, 2014


Title: The healing touch by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Haldir gets mortally wounded while out chasing orc's but luckily a healer and her mate comes along and manages to save him. But it soon turns out that the ellon has some problems of a more intimate type that needs to be sorted out, and both are very skilled at that exact kind of healing. Smut, you are warned. Some slash. Haldir/OFC/OMC/ Orophin/Rumil. Just written for the heck of it.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Haldir, OFC, OMC, Orophin, Rúmil
Content: AU, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 11463 | Read count: 1096

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Published: December 02, 2014 | Updated: December 02, 2014


Title: Of storks and elflings by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 2]
Summary: King Oropher finds a wife for his son but to his horror he Discovers that the elleth is so innocent she still believes that elflings are delivered by the stork. And she is to be married to his very hot-blooded son? A disaster has to be avoided. Humor/romance. Thranduil/OFC/Oropher. No slash. mature/sexual situations/Language. Just written for fun, be ready for some very bizzarre situations and hilarious sex-education.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Oropher, Thranduil
Content: AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 15412 | Read count: 1495

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Published: November 27, 2014 | Updated: November 27, 2014


Title: Trial and Error by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Merry and Pippin love to eat, love to cook, and love to try out new recipes. Sometimes, this is not as easy as it looks.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Mathoms - Drabbles and Ficlets for many occasions
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 872 | Read count: 970

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Published: November 22, 2014 | Updated: November 22, 2014


Title: An Obscure Nook. by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir struggle to find a quiet place to work.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1004 | Read count: 858

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Published: November 08, 2014 | Updated: November 08, 2014


Title: An Obscure Nook. by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir struggle to find a quiet place to work.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1004 | Read count: 820

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Published: November 08, 2014 | Updated: November 08, 2014


Title: The Morning After by Thranduil Oropherion Redux
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Written in honor of the birthday of my wonderful beta-reader Ignoble Bard. King Thranduil faces a great serpent of the North. Movie/Verse, humor, Thranduil; Smaug. Rated T for innuendo.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 992 | Read count: 896

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Published: October 31, 2014 | Updated: October 31, 2014


Title: The Sword in the Tree. by Linda Hoyland
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Aragorn receives an invitation to visit Rohan which leads to a new adventure for the King and his Steward. Events in this story take place soon after "A Time to Reap."


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éomer, Faramir, Lothiriel, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 23144 | Read count: 7760

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Published: October 02, 2012 | Updated: October 22, 2014


Title: Backfire by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When Legolas tries to help a friend of him who has a small problem concerning his love life the elaborate plan the two Young elves make backfires With embarrassing and hilarious results, and Thranduil gets the chance to teach his son a small lesson. Humor/comedy. Thranduil/Legolas/OC
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2742 | Read count: 1221

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Published: October 12, 2014 | Updated: October 12, 2014


Title: Hairy scary by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When a small and very mischevous creature from the norse Mythology suddenly appears in Mirkwood he is going to have some great fun With the elves. the master prankster is going to enjoy himself but the poor elves? Not soo much, and needless to say, poor King Thranduil will probably never be the same, poor poor elf! Humor/parody. OC. Thranduil,Legolas, Gandalf.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Gandalf, Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6831 | Read count: 902

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Published: October 04, 2014 | Updated: October 04, 2014


Title: Haggard the Hairless by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In a dwarven town deep within the blue Mountains lives a Young dwarf With a strange and troubling problem. He is determined to solve it, even if it requires the help of s certain wizard and some ancient elven spells. Humor/Parody. OC/Gandalf.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Gandalf
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4351 | Read count: 610

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Published: October 04, 2014 | Updated: October 04, 2014


Title: Heating up while cooling down by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir gets very Lucky on a warm summer's day, then Glorfindel get's very annoyed and irritated and then karma strikes back and he has a good laugh and Lindir the shock of a Lifetime. Humor/parody, Mature. No slash, just silly.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Content: Het, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4550 | Read count: 929

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Published: October 03, 2014 | Updated: October 03, 2014


Title: The bunny of doom by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When one of Sauron's ringwraiths comes across some old festering Magic and is transformed into a cute little bunny Things get interesting. How is he going to be terrifying when he's a ball of fluff? And to make Things even worse, bunnies are famous for being rather eager when it comes to reproduction, what is he to do?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4070 | Read count: 845

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Published: October 03, 2014 | Updated: October 03, 2014


Title: The Musician by Makalaure
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Ecthelion finds his flute disagreeable.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Ecthelion, Maglor
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1265 | Read count: 1030

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Published: October 03, 2014 | Updated: October 03, 2014