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The Ways of Paradox by Narya Teen
How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity? Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The...
Upon the Hearth by Narya General Audiences
Narvi is intrigued and a little unnerved by Celebrimbor's companion. Celebrimbor is soppy about his scaly, fire-breathing...
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
~ Magnificat of the Damned. Book IV: Anvil ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
From Angmar to the Dagor Dagorath. The final story in the Magnificat of the Damned series. The Doom and destiny of the...
~ Fragments of Fate And Fire ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
This will be a collection of fics, commissioned art, and gapfillers to flesh out events within my Dark Prince/Magnificat...
Rohan: An Anthology by Himring Teen
Anthology for short pieces set in or associated with Rohan. Most of these either feature Eowyn or draw on the material on...
~ Summerland ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
New experiences broaden the mind —trauma and the impossible crack it wide open. A quiet summer holiday, the hint...

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Narya
11/17/18 12:37 am
Happy Friday :D
Spiced Wine
11/16/18 09:43 am
Happy Friday, everyone :)
NelyafinweFeanorion
11/15/18 04:56 pm
chapter posted is actually new instead of repeat this time.
NelyafinweFeanorion
11/15/18 04:55 pm
snow for us here too! And sorry somehow chapter 39 on "I'll be yours" repeated itself instead of posting chapter 40. I think I've got it fixed now. Sorry for any confusion. Chapter p
Karlmir Stonewain
11/15/18 10:47 am
Snow is in tonight's forecast. Bah! It's too early for snow. Time for a sequel to "Islands of Warmth in a Sea of Cold."
Naledi
11/14/18 10:49 pm
Oops - meant to say, please DM me with your email address!
Naledi
11/14/18 10:48 pm
Can those of you who want to be involved DM me and I'll send out a group email. Cheeky and Ziggy - I know I did have your emails, but I doubt I've still got them.
Naledi
11/14/18 10:46 pm
Yay for everyone joining in with the advent calendar (*waves to Cheeky*). It's probably time we got this show on the road.
Spiced Wine
11/13/18 10:42 pm
And it will still feel like a last-minute rush!
Spiced Wine
11/13/18 10:41 pm
I do not believe we’re already thinking of Christmas. Yet here I am ordering pressies, buying cards, making sure I have addresses...
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Content: Humor



Stories

Title: Mathom-house Writings by Alquien
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A collection of all the little odd bits I've written that are based on writing memes and other things.

These will be un-beta'd for the most part and (probably) unrelated to other works or even each other. Any/all updates will be as the muse inspires.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Nerdanel
Content: Drabble, Humor, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 2048 | Read count: 5128

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Published: June 26, 2014 | Updated: February 03, 2015


Title: Hammer and anvil by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 3]
Summary: F
Category: Fiction
Characters: Fëanor, Nerdanel
Content: Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4213 | Read count: 1035

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Published: January 27, 2015 | Updated: January 27, 2015


Title: Stuff 'n Nonsense by Armariel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A collection of LotR song parodies and other silly tidbits. Anyone taking this stuff seriously will be forced to sit through Ent poetry readings for two weeks straight!
Category: Fiction, Poetry, Non-Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 12119 | Read count: 5923

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Published: December 28, 2014 | Updated: January 12, 2015


Title: How i got hooked, or my first meeting with Tolkiens work by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A small essay/story about how i came to Discover the wonderful world of Tolkiens world and how it has influenced me, and a little about the joy of writing Fan fiction.
Category: Non-Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Drabble, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4156 | Read count: 1323

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Published: January 11, 2015 | Updated: January 11, 2015


Title: But what about the Eagles? by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 7]
Summary: The Answers to all your burning Middle Earth questions
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Elwing, Eärendil, Galadriel, Legolas
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1430 | Read count: 2252

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Published: January 04, 2015 | Updated: January 07, 2015


Title: Late Night Drives and Mythical Creatures by Makalaure
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Stiles has pretty much had it up to here with all this supernatural stuff. Too bad his life seems to resemble an extended Hallowe'en party.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Maglor
Content: AU, Crossover, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1977 | Read count: 790

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Published: December 21, 2014 | Updated: December 21, 2014


Title: Once Upon a Midsummer's Morn by Armariel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Fairy ancestress of Pippin and Diamond Took plays a part in bringing them together. Originally written for the "Midsummer Night's Dream" challenge at LotR Community.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, OMC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6461 | Read count: 759

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Published: December 14, 2014 | Updated: December 14, 2014


Title: The Empty Vessel by zeedrippyvessel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 77]
Summary: A Woman discovers her world isn't the only one falling apart. NOW COMPLETE!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Haldir, Legolas, OFC, Orophin, Rúmil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 218819 | Read count: 62481

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Published: March 08, 2012 | Updated: December 08, 2014


Title: Not in a good way by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel has to escort a terribly boring nagging scholar from Imladris to Mirkwood, the ellon ruins the stay for everybody but on the way back karma strikes hard. Humor/parody. Glorfindel/OMC/Elrond/Thranduil. One shot.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3329 | Read count: 1039

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Published: December 07, 2014 | Updated: December 07, 2014


Title: The healing touch by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Haldir gets mortally wounded while out chasing orc's but luckily a healer and her mate comes along and manages to save him. But it soon turns out that the ellon has some problems of a more intimate type that needs to be sorted out, and both are very skilled at that exact kind of healing. Smut, you are warned. Some slash. Haldir/OFC/OMC/ Orophin/Rumil. Just written for the heck of it.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Haldir, OFC, OMC, Orophin, Rúmil
Content: AU, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 11463 | Read count: 1028

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Published: December 02, 2014 | Updated: December 02, 2014


Title: Of storks and elflings by Nuredhel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 2]
Summary: King Oropher finds a wife for his son but to his horror he Discovers that the elleth is so innocent she still believes that elflings are delivered by the stork. And she is to be married to his very hot-blooded son? A disaster has to be avoided. Humor/romance. Thranduil/OFC/Oropher. No slash. mature/sexual situations/Language. Just written for fun, be ready for some very bizzarre situations and hilarious sex-education.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Oropher, Thranduil
Content: AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 15412 | Read count: 1440

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Published: November 27, 2014 | Updated: November 27, 2014


Title: Trial and Error by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Merry and Pippin love to eat, love to cook, and love to try out new recipes. Sometimes, this is not as easy as it looks.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Mathoms - Drabbles and Ficlets for many occasions
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 872 | Read count: 885

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Published: November 22, 2014 | Updated: November 22, 2014


Title: An Obscure Nook. by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir struggle to find a quiet place to work.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1004 | Read count: 783

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Published: November 08, 2014 | Updated: November 08, 2014


Title: An Obscure Nook. by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Aragorn and Faramir struggle to find a quiet place to work.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1004 | Read count: 758

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Published: November 08, 2014 | Updated: November 08, 2014


Title: The Morning After by Thranduil Oropherion Redux
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Written in honor of the birthday of my wonderful beta-reader Ignoble Bard. King Thranduil faces a great serpent of the North. Movie/Verse, humor, Thranduil; Smaug. Rated T for innuendo.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 992 | Read count: 797

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Published: October 31, 2014 | Updated: October 31, 2014


Title: The Sword in the Tree. by Linda Hoyland
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Aragorn receives an invitation to visit Rohan which leads to a new adventure for the King and his Steward. Events in this story take place soon after "A Time to Reap."


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éomer, Faramir, Lothiriel, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 23144 | Read count: 7165

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Published: October 02, 2012 | Updated: October 22, 2014


Title: Backfire by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When Legolas tries to help a friend of him who has a small problem concerning his love life the elaborate plan the two Young elves make backfires With embarrassing and hilarious results, and Thranduil gets the chance to teach his son a small lesson. Humor/comedy. Thranduil/Legolas/OC
Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2742 | Read count: 1162

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Published: October 12, 2014 | Updated: October 12, 2014


Title: Hairy scary by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When a small and very mischevous creature from the norse Mythology suddenly appears in Mirkwood he is going to have some great fun With the elves. the master prankster is going to enjoy himself but the poor elves? Not soo much, and needless to say, poor King Thranduil will probably never be the same, poor poor elf! Humor/parody. OC. Thranduil,Legolas, Gandalf.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Gandalf, Legolas, Radagast, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6831 | Read count: 824

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Published: October 04, 2014 | Updated: October 04, 2014


Title: Haggard the Hairless by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In a dwarven town deep within the blue Mountains lives a Young dwarf With a strange and troubling problem. He is determined to solve it, even if it requires the help of s certain wizard and some ancient elven spells. Humor/Parody. OC/Gandalf.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Gandalf
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4351 | Read count: 590

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Published: October 04, 2014 | Updated: October 04, 2014


Title: Heating up while cooling down by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir gets very Lucky on a warm summer's day, then Glorfindel get's very annoyed and irritated and then karma strikes back and he has a good laugh and Lindir the shock of a Lifetime. Humor/parody, Mature. No slash, just silly.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Content: Het, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4550 | Read count: 847

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Published: October 03, 2014 | Updated: October 03, 2014


Title: The bunny of doom by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When one of Sauron's ringwraiths comes across some old festering Magic and is transformed into a cute little bunny Things get interesting. How is he going to be terrifying when he's a ball of fluff? And to make Things even worse, bunnies are famous for being rather eager when it comes to reproduction, what is he to do?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4070 | Read count: 762

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Published: October 03, 2014 | Updated: October 03, 2014


Title: The Musician by Makalaure
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Ecthelion finds his flute disagreeable.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Ecthelion, Maglor
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1265 | Read count: 980

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Published: October 03, 2014 | Updated: October 03, 2014


Title: Disruption by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Elrond is not the only one who is disrupted by his visitor.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Galadriel
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: Mathoms - Drabbles and Ficlets for many occasions
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 468 | Read count: 1176

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Published: September 29, 2014 | Updated: September 29, 2014


Title: Sights Best Left Unseen by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:


While recovering from a battle wound, Aragorn makes a discovery.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Eldarion, OMC
Content: Angst, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1419 | Read count: 1072

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Published: September 26, 2014 | Updated: September 26, 2014


Title: Light from the West by Armariel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Companion-piece to "Anemone" and "Bear Me Away". Frodo uses his star-glass to tell Sam of his life in the Blessed Realm.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Elwing, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf, OFC, OMC, Rose "Rosie" (Cotton) Gardner, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Death, Drama, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 79 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 220865 | Read count: 40885

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Published: June 03, 2014 | Updated: September 13, 2014