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Bedtime by Narya General Audiences
Maglor is away on a trip and Maedhros has been left with the children. He isn't sure he's up to the task.
A Nameless Fear by Gabriel Teen
The King of the Woodland Realm has a secret, something he both fears and despises. When a more fouler evil is discovered...
Don't wanna fight this War by mangacrack Mature
The last Elves of Middle Earth sail to Valinor. With them is one of the few people Fëanor claimed to be his friend.
I'll be Yours if You'll be Mine by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
Modern setting AU. Maedhros/Fingon. Maedhros owns a bookstore. Fingon is in grad school. Expect appearances from varied members...
Comfort and Joy by Narya Mature
It's the festive season in Gondolin, and Voronwë finds himself intrigued by the Captain of the Guard of the Secret Way.
Where the Shadows Lie by ziggy General Audiences
The One Ring has been destroyed and Sauron banished to the Dark with Morgoth. But not all the Rings were destroyed with the...
~ Magnificat of the Damned. Book IV: Anvil ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
From Angmar to the Dagor Dagorath. The final story in the Magnificat of the Damned series. The Doom and destiny of the...

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Spiced Wine
09/22/18 02:44 pm
But I can definitely add it for you
Spiced Wine
09/22/18 02:44 pm
I can add it, Gabriel, but only using a keyboard and iPad I cannot hotlink it I have no mouse, and everything is a pain in the neck
Gabriel
09/22/18 01:00 pm
Not to worry Spiced! It was my fault for not submitting it in time. That's the consequences I guess. :)
Spiced Wine
09/22/18 10:03 am
Sorry, Gabriel I took that list from Kenaz’s LJ
Gabriel
09/22/18 05:43 am
I wish there was a delete button on this.
Gabriel
09/21/18 11:38 pm
There is also mine as well,(SinS) if anyone's interested in taking a look, which isn't on the list, as I was late in posting. :/
Gabriel
09/21/18 11:34 pm
Oh my goodness Narya! Please take good care of yourself. :)
Spiced Wine
09/21/18 08:08 pm
You’re welcome :)
Ysilme
09/21/18 07:47 pm
Thank you, Spiced! <3
Narya
09/21/18 06:59 pm
Ahh, Spiced, thank you <3 hope everyone has a lovely weekend planned!
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Title: The Ways of Paradox by Narya
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 43]
Summary: How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity?

Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The Pirates of Penzance, and gets more than he bargained for.

A shamelessly fluffy love letter to my alma mater, to student life, to Maglor (of course), and to the joy of friendship in unexpected places.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Maglor, OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: The Wanderer, Nárë a Lindalë
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 38886 | Read count: 1401

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Published: May 07, 2018 | Updated: September 05, 2018


Title: Something Spicy by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Lacking experience sometimes means making mistakes and can have unexpected consequences. Like making new friends, or finding love.

(First chapter rewritten and extended)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Gildor, OMC
Content: Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3826 | Read count: 571

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Published: January 02, 2017 | Updated: September 03, 2018


Title: The Governess by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Young Eldarion is not always the easiest of pupils...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Eldarion, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2467 | Read count: 152

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Published: September 01, 2018 | Updated: September 01, 2018


Title: The Joys of Fatherhood... by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Three year old Elfwine enjoys time with his father... whether Éomer enjoys it is less certain!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elfwine
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 283 | Read count: 77

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Published: August 30, 2018 | Updated: August 30, 2018


Title: Days of a Valinorean healer by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Being a healer in Valinor brings a whole new set of challenges for Elrond, some really great ones and some not so great, but all in all, he didnt expect half of what he is getting....


Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 | Completed: No | Word count: 117345 | Read count: 6155

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Published: July 24, 2016 | Updated: August 09, 2018


Title: Angels and crooks by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bard and Thran has gotten used to their new life but they do still have their jobs and my oh my does that make things interesting at times. AU story, sequel to Beast.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 83743 | Read count: 456

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Published: February 14, 2018 | Updated: June 01, 2018


Title: Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 186]
Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 105 | Completed: No | Word count: 178776 | Read count: 151438

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: May 26, 2018


Title: The May Cup by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Little Eldarion helps entertain a royal visitor


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1502 | Read count: 123

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Published: May 07, 2018 | Updated: May 07, 2018


Title: The Prince's Portrait by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Eldarion sits for an official portrait.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1469 | Read count: 176

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Published: April 04, 2018 | Updated: April 04, 2018


Title: Of Lapwings, Hares and Speckled Eggs by Narya
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The Ambarussa play a trick on their younger cousin and unwittingly create a springtime legend. An Easter-themed one-shot featuring the House of Finwë - plus a few guest stars.

For Gabriel, who requested more fic about happy Finwëions. This isn't entirely happy (sorry) but it has its moments, and I think at the very least it can be described as hopeful. Enjoy.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Elrond, Elros, Gandalf, Maedhros, Maglor, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: The Wanderer, Nárë a Lindalë
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3348 | Read count: 225

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Published: April 02, 2018 | Updated: April 02, 2018


Title: Fables of Faramir and Family by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

A selection of short pieces mostly written for challenges concerning Faramir and his family and friends.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Éowyn, Faramir, Finduilas, OFC, OMC
Content: Gen, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 35 | Completed: No | Word count: 44890 | Read count: 29345

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Published: August 11, 2013 | Updated: March 24, 2018


Title: Of Rangers and Cats by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

A few scenes from the lives of Aragorn and Halbarad and some Felines.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5055 | Read count: 675

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Published: November 13, 2017 | Updated: March 08, 2018


Title: When All Is Lost. by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: After being banished to the wine cellars for a witty remark about Legolas, Galion has hardly any contact with his former fellow warriors, in particular, the one he wants to be with most in the world. Losing hope he drinks wine with abandon, especially Legolas' priceless vintages. His desperation comes to the notice of Thranduil, who agrees to let Galion sail. Will the object of his adoration realise what is happening and save the day? Not likely, unless something extreme happens to bring them both together!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Galion, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7226 | Read count: 348

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Published: February 16, 2018 | Updated: February 16, 2018


Title: Islands of Warmth in a Sea of Cold by Karlmir Stonewain
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: How couples in the Reunited Kingdom and beyond dealt with the bitter cold of midwinter at bedtime. The story takes place in January, 50 FO when the region is paralyzed by a severe snowstorm and ensuing cold wave.

Disclaimer: This story is fan fiction based upon the world and characters created by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is written solely for the enjoyment of my readers and I make no profit from it of any kind.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion, Gimli, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Orc
Content: Drama, Femmeslash, Gen, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4641 | Read count: 297

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Published: January 12, 2018 | Updated: January 12, 2018


Title: A Faerie Slashy Advent Calendar by Naledi, ziggy, Narya, cheekybeak, NelyafinweFeanorion, Gabriel
Rated: Mature Round robin [Reviews - 134]
Summary:

A round-robin advent calendar. Elrohir is pursued by orcs to the eaves of Mirkwood. What happens next is anyone's guess.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Galion, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 49686 | Read count: 9096

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Published: December 04, 2017 | Updated: December 26, 2017


Title: Beast by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bard Bowman is working as a police investigator, when the serial killer he is chasing proves to have a very long history the feds call in a profiler. How is he to convince this gorgeous man of his love when they are chasing something out of a nightmare? The road to love can be bumpy, in special when it is surrounded by murders.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Dwalin, Erestor, Gandalf, Legolas, Lindir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 135070 | Read count: 2183

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Published: September 12, 2017 | Updated: December 15, 2017


Title: Jeli in Valinor by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 97]
Summary: King Oropher and Lord Cirdan have sailed to Valinor and are reunited with their daughter, Jeli, who died over a thousand years before. They take her on a journey to meet the rest of her family at Ereodan's palace (he is the reborn Gil-Galad Ereinion) and all manner of exciting events happen.

After they arrive, Nerdanel tries to claim Jeli on the basis that she was once Feanor. Erestor throws a hissy fit and storms off to complain to the Valar when he finds he does not have as much power as he thought he had. Ingwe declares war on the kings of the new realms. Ereolas has a horrid foursome. Cirdan has an ultra-quick childhood after being reborn - he is the only baby with a beard. Thranduil is just as loud as he ever was.

There is a whole cast of characters, with nearly every elf who starred in Ereolas: Oropher Unbound making appearances in the story.

Plus - Jeli in Valinor is the only story to feature THE VALINOR SLASH AWARDS!!! The elves hold an awards ceremony and give prizes for the best stories - what could possibly go wrong?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aegnor, Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Aulë, Caranthir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Círdan, Curufin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eöl, Erestor, Estë, Fingolfin, Finrod, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Ingwë, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Oropher, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 146 | Completed: No | Word count: 267200 | Read count: 97810

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Published: January 11, 2013 | Updated: October 17, 2017


Title: Elegy for Númenor - Volume 1: Journey to Umbar by elfscribe
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Past Featured Story

The Númenórean King Ar-Pharazôn thinks he has won an easy victory when Sauron surrenders to him and becomes his prisoner. But the march back to Umbar with the conniving Dark Lord turns out to have many unanticipated twists and turns through a nest of politics and intrigue, including Sauron's attempted seduction of Ar-Pharazôn's favorite male courtesan.

This is volume I of a planned trilogy. An epic tale of political intrigue, the desire for immortality and love, sorcery, hubris, loyalty, lust, and catastropic amounts of water.

MEFA 2009 First Place winner in Genres: Longer Works: Incomplete  (Vol. I is now complete)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amanil, Ar-Pharazôn, Elendil, Melkor/Morgoth, OFC, OMC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 186316 | Read count: 12643

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Published: June 12, 2013 | Updated: October 01, 2017


Title: What may not bless my waking eyes by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A few scenes of Ranger life


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad, OFC
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1184 | Read count: 276

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Published: September 30, 2017 | Updated: September 30, 2017


Title: Not so Valiant not so Wise by Fadesintothewest
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 7]
Summary: *EDITED (2015)*An unlikely secret night of passion threatens the relationship between Fingon and Turgon. One possible scenario on why the relationship between Fingon and Turgon is estranged. Though I am not committed to the notion that they are, I am having fun breaking some rules. Do not expect nice elves here. They are not. The Noldor here are more akin to the decadent French aristocratic society before their downfall.

While this story focuses on Fingon, I do take the time to explore the lives and character of the female characters that we know so little about; thus I explore a bit of gender politics in Aman that is wrapped up in deeper cultural and political issues. Perhaps there is a bit of George RR Martin intrigue, sex, and the like!

These elves are fallible, complex, and oh so damn lovable!

This story contains slash so if this is not your cup of tea you might not want to read.

*I have gone through and edited the story, making the storyline tighter, and fixing some chapters that needed more organizing in the narrative. I love this story. It's my most favorite one I've written thus far.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amarië, Elenwë, Eärwen, Fingolfin, Fingon, Finrod, Maedhros, Turgon
Content: Explicit Sex, Gen, Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 59177 | Read count: 8723

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Published: July 04, 2013 | Updated: June 11, 2017


Title: Summer Heat by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 44]
Summary:

A modern day, elves who never sailed, detective story in the style of film noir.

Erestor was the most evil elf in Gondolin and Imladris, yet he managed to hide it so that only a few saw him as he really was.

Glorfindel was his lover who thought that he had escaped Erestor forever after the ringwar.

Neither elf sailed and by chance they meet up in modern time. Glorfindel is a detective, constantly creating new identities for himself, and Erestor was until five years before, a hardened criminal who killed for fun. Now he seeks Glorfindel again with promises that he has changed.

A puzzling trail of bodies appear over the next few days and it seems Erestor is to blame for killing them, but exactly how many murders did he really commit, and also, who tried to kill Glorindel? Finally, how will Erestor flee when he hears the call of the sea with the police chasing after him?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 26 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 36285 | Read count: 26813

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Published: March 31, 2012 | Updated: June 05, 2017


Title: Waking the Dead by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

An elf, in a city of men, can create much chaos; even when he does not mean to.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Three Hunters
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2345 | Read count: 614

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Published: April 30, 2017 | Updated: April 30, 2017


Title: Cake Feelers! by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The elves want cake and ice cream, but first they have to get Mike out of the way. However, he is watching The Great British Bake off!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Legolas, Sauron
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1154 | Read count: 538

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Published: April 04, 2017 | Updated: April 04, 2017


Title: Weirdly wonderful. by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Feature

A place for all my small pieces that don't justify a story to their own but don't deserve to rot in a file in the back of my document folder because I'm not going to make them any longer. Also the future home to any B2Me I ever do. (Maybe next year?)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aredhel, Balin, Caranthir, Celebrían, Celegorm, Curufin, Elrond, Erestor, Eärendil, Eöl, Fëanor, Finarfin, Findis, Fingolfin, Finrod, Finwë, Galadriel, Gildor, Glorfindel, Huan, Idril, Indis, Irimë, Legolas, Maeglin, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Thranduil, Ulmo, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drabble, Drama, Erotica, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, PWP, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 56 | Completed: No | Word count: 47438 | Read count: 67786

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Published: May 21, 2012 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: A Bird to the Wise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Glorfindel fears Legolas has been changed by dark magic and impending motherhood.

An April Fool's story suggested by and written for Chaotic Binky. Thanks for the inspiration! Next time there will be more farts.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3294 | Read count: 565

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Published: April 02, 2017 | Updated: April 02, 2017