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Ossë’s Gift by elfscribe Mature
On a sea voyage from Umbar, Erestor becomes enmeshed in intrigue while fighting his secret feelings for his irritating and...
Wolf Luck by arafinwean Mature
(Or, that Finwion Mage AU that is eating my soul)There were things lost on the journey to Aman, history and culture, art...
Senses Over Time by NelyafinweFeanorion Teen
A Gift fic for Cheekybeak based on the characters in her story Fire Dancing Upon Our Souls. Set in that same timeframe, as...
Beast by Nuredhel Mature
Bard Bowman is working as a police investigator, when the serial killer he is chasing proves to have a very long history...
The Witnesses by Himring General Audiences
Aragorn is told about his ancestors by those who saw them with their own eyes.
Thorongil by Chiara Cadrich General Audiences
Denethor feels his authority flouted. Who is that officer who leaves him in the shade?
~ Magnificat of the Damned. Book IV: Anvil ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
From Angmar to the Dagor Dagorath. The final story in the Magnificat of the Damned series. The Doom and destiny of the...

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Spiced Wine
11/18/17 01:15 pm
It would be strange watching any adaption for me, so used to fanfic, lol. I would be keep thinking of the pairings I read and scratching me head :D
Narya
11/18/17 11:16 am
I'd really love to see Celebrimbor and Annatar in the Second Age...and maybe Gil-Galad too...although it would be weird seeing him without his Istelion! ;-)
Spiced Wine
11/18/17 10:51 am
Not the Silmarillion, that would be a separate agreement if it happened at all, but the Appendices are open it seems
Narya
11/18/17 10:27 am
I'm always baffled by what is and isn't on the table, rights-wise, but if Christopher T has resigned, does that mean we could get an adaptation of the Silm (or parts of it)?
Spiced Wine
11/15/17 01:29 pm
Article on The One Ring.net - Christopher Tolkien has resigned as director of the Tolkien Estate. This could change 'everything' to quote.
Spiced Wine
11/14/17 10:38 am
I got the news from his Facebook, lol, he was very excited!
NelyafinweFeanorion
11/14/17 12:38 am
Royd Tolkien just confirmed it on his twitter account. No details other than that.
Spiced Wine
11/13/17 10:29 pm
I should think they'll have actors falling over themselves for this. If it's done well the fandom will go boom!
Spiced Wine
11/13/17 10:28 pm
The One Ring.net is a good place to get the latest.
Naledi
11/13/17 09:41 pm
I found the link. It all seems very vague atm. I look forward to hearing more once they've got news on story, etc.
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Title: Beast by Nuredhel New!
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bard Bowman is working as a police investigator, when the serial killer he is chasing proves to have a very long history the feds call in a profiler. How is he to convince this gorgeous man of his love when they are chasing something out of a nightmare? The road to love can be bumpy, in special when it is surrounded by murders.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Dwalin, Erestor, Gandalf, Legolas, Lindir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 102085 | Read count: 466

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Published: September 12, 2017 | Updated: November 20, 2017


Title: Of Rangers and Cats by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

A few scenes from the lives of Aragorn and Halbarad.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2664 | Read count: 50

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Published: November 13, 2017 | Updated: November 13, 2017


Title: Jeli in Valinor by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 97]
Summary: King Oropher and Lord Cirdan have sailed to Valinor and are reunited with their daughter, Jeli, who died over a thousand years before. They take her on a journey to meet the rest of her family at Ereodan's palace (he is the reborn Gil-Galad Ereinion) and all manner of exciting events happen.

After they arrive, Nerdanel tries to claim Jeli on the basis that she was once Feanor. Erestor throws a hissy fit and storms off to complain to the Valar when he finds he does not have as much power as he thought he had. Ingwe declares war on the kings of the new realms. Ereolas has a horrid foursome. Cirdan has an ultra-quick childhood after being reborn - he is the only baby with a beard. Thranduil is just as loud as he ever was.

There is a whole cast of characters, with nearly every elf who starred in Ereolas: Oropher Unbound making appearances in the story.

Plus - Jeli in Valinor is the only story to feature THE VALINOR SLASH AWARDS!!! The elves hold an awards ceremony and give prizes for the best stories - what could possibly go wrong?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aegnor, Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Aulë, Caranthir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Círdan, Curufin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eöl, Erestor, Estë, Fingolfin, Finrod, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Ingwë, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Oropher, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 146 | Completed: No | Word count: 267200 | Read count: 84520

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Published: January 11, 2013 | Updated: October 17, 2017


Title: Elegy for Númenor - Volume 1: Journey to Umbar by elfscribe
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Feature

The Númenórean King Ar-Pharazôn thinks he has won an easy victory when Sauron surrenders to him and becomes his prisoner. But the march back to Umbar with the conniving Dark Lord turns out to have many unanticipated twists and turns through a nest of politics and intrigue, including Sauron's attempted seduction of Ar-Pharazôn's favorite male courtesan.

This is volume I of a planned trilogy. An epic tale of political intrigue, the desire for immortality and love, sorcery, hubris, loyalty, lust, and catastropic amounts of water.

MEFA 2009 First Place winner in Genres: Longer Works: Incomplete  (Vol. I is now complete)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amanil, Ar-Pharazôn, Elendil, Melkor/Morgoth, OFC, OMC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 186316 | Read count: 6910

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Published: June 12, 2013 | Updated: October 01, 2017


Title: What may not bless my waking eyes by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A few scenes of Ranger life


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad, OFC
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1184 | Read count: 39

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Published: September 30, 2017 | Updated: September 30, 2017


Title: Days of a Valinorean healer by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Being a healer in Valinor brings a whole new set of challenges for Elrond, some really great ones and some not so great, but all in all, he didnt expect half of what he is getting....


Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 91673 | Read count: 3214

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Published: July 24, 2016 | Updated: September 14, 2017


Title: Not so Valiant not so Wise by Fadesintothewest
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 7]
Summary: *EDITED (2015)*An unlikely secret night of passion threatens the relationship between Fingon and Turgon. One possible scenario on why the relationship between Fingon and Turgon is estranged. Though I am not committed to the notion that they are, I am having fun breaking some rules. Do not expect nice elves here. They are not. The Noldor here are more akin to the decadent French aristocratic society before their downfall.

While this story focuses on Fingon, I do take the time to explore the lives and character of the female characters that we know so little about; thus I explore a bit of gender politics in Aman that is wrapped up in deeper cultural and political issues. Perhaps there is a bit of George RR Martin intrigue, sex, and the like!

These elves are fallible, complex, and oh so damn lovable!

This story contains slash so if this is not your cup of tea you might not want to read.

*I have gone through and edited the story, making the storyline tighter, and fixing some chapters that needed more organizing in the narrative. I love this story. It's my most favorite one I've written thus far.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amarië, Elenwë, Eärwen, Fingolfin, Fingon, Finrod, Maedhros, Turgon
Content: Explicit Sex, Gen, Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 59177 | Read count: 7420

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Published: July 04, 2013 | Updated: June 11, 2017


Title: Summer Heat by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 44]
Summary:

A modern day, elves who never sailed, detective story in the style of film noir.

Erestor was the most evil elf in Gondolin and Imladris, yet he managed to hide it so that only a few saw him as he really was.

Glorfindel was his lover who thought that he had escaped Erestor forever after the ringwar.

Neither elf sailed and by chance they meet up in modern time. Glorfindel is a detective, constantly creating new identities for himself, and Erestor was until five years before, a hardened criminal who killed for fun. Now he seeks Glorfindel again with promises that he has changed.

A puzzling trail of bodies appear over the next few days and it seems Erestor is to blame for killing them, but exactly how many murders did he really commit, and also, who tried to kill Glorindel? Finally, how will Erestor flee when he hears the call of the sea with the police chasing after him?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 26 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 36285 | Read count: 22860

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Published: March 31, 2012 | Updated: June 05, 2017


Title: Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 156]
Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 91 | Completed: No | Word count: 152904 | Read count: 139731

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: May 26, 2017


Title: Waking the Dead by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

An elf, in a city of men, can create much chaos; even when he does not mean to.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2345 | Read count: 300

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Published: April 30, 2017 | Updated: April 30, 2017


Title: Cake Feelers! by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The elves want cake and ice cream, but first they have to get Mike out of the way. However, he is watching The Great British Bake off!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Legolas, Sauron
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1154 | Read count: 211

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Published: April 04, 2017 | Updated: April 04, 2017


Title: Weirdly wonderful. by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Feature

A place for all my small pieces that don't justify a story to their own but don't deserve to rot in a file in the back of my document folder because I'm not going to make them any longer. Also the future home to any B2Me I ever do. (Maybe next year?)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aredhel, Balin, Caranthir, Celebrían, Celegorm, Curufin, Elrond, Erestor, Eärendil, Eöl, Fëanor, Finarfin, Findis, Fingolfin, Finrod, Finwë, Galadriel, Gildor, Glorfindel, Huan, Idril, Indis, Irimë, Legolas, Maeglin, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Thranduil, Ulmo, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drabble, Drama, Erotica, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, PWP, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 56 | Completed: No | Word count: 47438 | Read count: 58677

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Published: May 21, 2012 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: A Bird to the Wise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Glorfindel fears Legolas has been changed by dark magic and impending motherhood.

An April Fool's story suggested by and written for Chaotic Binky. Thanks for the inspiration! Next time there will be more farts.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3294 | Read count: 255

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Published: April 02, 2017 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: The broken wall, the burning roof, and tower fallen by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Everyone lived aware of the delicate balance, that the Eldar had managed to find through nature’s bounty, was easily upset. Everyone did as they must, tip toed the delicate social steps perfected in Aman, and kept a close awareness of their companions to make sure they did not stumble either.


Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: AU, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, Mpreg, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 8838 | Read count: 589

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Published: July 03, 2016 | Updated: March 31, 2017


Title: Falling For You by Glorfindel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond and Glorfindel go rock climbing, hoping to see some birds in their nests. They climb up a sheer face and find a cave.

Something furry is just inside, hidden in the darkness, and it's not alone.

What could possibly go wrong?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2747 | Read count: 205

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Published: March 13, 2017 | Updated: March 13, 2017


Title: Dark Judgement by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 60]
Summary:

Told completely from Sauron's point of view. His recollections blur the lines between who is good and bad, and he is gleefully and brutally honest about his deeds as he recalls events from the past and present and gives his opinions on them.

This story begins before 'Summer Heat' and tells how Sauron became the Valar approved psychiatrist for all the elves damaged by him in Middle-earth.

The tale starts with Sauron being defeated in Middle-earth during the Ring War. He is removed to Valinor for judgement by the Valar and looks forward to spending eternity with Melkor in the void, but his time there does not go as planned and he desperately seeks to leave the horrors of his new existence. The Valar release him, but his punishment is far from over as they force him to re-evaluate his hopes for the future and explore how it feels to love another.

Then the Valar give him the evil, murderous, psychopathic Erestor to cure. Has Sauron finally met his match?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Fëanor, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Saruman, Sauron, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 55 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 91498 | Read count: 41424

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Published: December 17, 2011 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: Of Elves and Oaths by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Chaos reigns in Minas Tirith when Legolas arrives to celebrate his first New Year amongst Men. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Darkness
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5364 | Read count: 356

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Published: February 21, 2017 | Updated: February 21, 2017


Title: Fifty Shades Of Slate by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 21]
Summary: When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Kink, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8951 | Read count: 3913

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: February 19, 2017


Title: Short and Sweet by pippychick
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Legolas and Gimli travel together to Eryn Lasgalen after the fall of Sauron.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Explicit Sex, Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 13260 | Read count: 1145

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Published: February 02, 2017 | Updated: February 18, 2017


Title: Family Reunion by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 10]
Summary: On his arrival in Valinor Legolas must endure the nightmare of meeting Elrohir's extended family and he finds they are not what he thought they were. A Condensed Silmarillion spin off.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Finrod, Gimli, Legolas, Turgon
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 5340 | Read count: 1960

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Published: November 13, 2015 | Updated: February 14, 2017


Title: Kings and Princes by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Tedious meetings, self important Nobles and an angry wood-elf leave Aragorn with a headache at the end of a very tiring day. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Darkness , Beyond the Barriers
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3462 | Read count: 333

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Published: February 11, 2017 | Updated: February 11, 2017


Title: Wax on Wax off by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

When Elrond tries to help a dwarf with a peculiar problem he unwittingly unleashes a new horror onto the elves of Imladris, one which will make even the boldest of warriors cringe.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5045 | Read count: 210

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Published: January 30, 2017 | Updated: January 30, 2017


Title: Sauron, Worker of Fine Metals. by Glorfindel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Sauron is in love with Melkor, who casts him out, but before he does he gives him a magic ring which hides his identity.
Disguised as an elf, he flees to the Isle of Balar and captures the interest of the devious Cirdan.
Things go quite well until Cirdan announces that a ship full of Maia are soon to visit the island on a fact finding mission concerning Melkor and Sauron.
What can Sauron do? He cannot stay, that's for sure.
The story is gleefully written from Sauron's point of view, so can it even be trusted? Only you can decide!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18014 | Read count: 3391

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Published: December 13, 2016 | Updated: January 25, 2017


Title: Something Spicy by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Lacking experience sometimes means making mistakes and can have unexpected consequences. Like making new friends.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Gildor, OMC
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1792 | Read count: 223

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Published: January 02, 2017 | Updated: January 02, 2017


Title: Beyond the call of duty by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

If Amy had known that she before the end of the day would end up stranded in an alien world With her Group, being chased by ugly Creatures wielding swords she would have stayed in bed, but duty called, she answered and the shit hit the fan....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 121757 | Read count: 5106

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Published: June 30, 2015 | Updated: December 26, 2016