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Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel Explicit
Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they...
Summer Heat by Glorfindel Explicit
A modern day, elves who never sailed, detective story in the style of film noir. Erestor was the most evil...
Peregrinations by Veveco Mature
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The trails of Nan Elmoth by Chiara Cadrich Mature
Proud and solitary, Aredhel rides freely in the deep forests of Beleriand. She believes she escaped the destiny intended...
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"Do you have any clue where we are?" Elladan asked his brother and looked around. There must be some clues where they ended...
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After a disastrous incident in the mountains Elrond's past experience allows him to help Thranduil and Legolas cope with...

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Caunedhiel
05/26/17 09:58 pm
Thank you @Naledi and @Ysilme :( still not turned up but i hope wherever he is, he's being looked after x
Ysilme
05/26/17 12:14 am
So sorry to hear about your cat, Caunedhiel, and keep my fingers tightly crossed for him to be all right and come back. It's so hard to lose them, and harder still to not know what's happened.
Naledi
05/24/17 08:35 pm
Thanks Gabriel. It's hard to take in the things that are happening all round the world at the moment.
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05/24/17 10:13 am
I hope this message finds everyone and their families in the UK safe and well. You are in our thoughts. Kia Kaha {Stay Strong} Love from NZ.
Naledi
05/23/17 07:32 pm
Oh no - I hope your cat turns up soon. It's so worrying when a pet goes missing:(
Caunedhiel
05/21/17 02:18 pm
Lost my 1 year old cat oreo this weekend! been out looking for him, posted to facebook, rang the vets but nothing has been seen of him since friday :( very worried its so unusual for him
Naledi
05/20/17 04:57 pm
Yes the bit I did was near Ludlow - around the Knighton and Kington sections. I love Ludlow, too!
ziggy
05/20/17 10:01 am
Naledi- where abouts on Offa's dyke? I've walked a bit of that- near Ludlow. Love Ludlow!!! Great restaurants too. I'll go with you next time:)
Naledi
05/19/17 11:53 pm
Thanks, Cheeky. As you've seen, I found it. I'm not long back from a few days walking a section of Offa's Dyke. So tired!
cheekybeak
05/18/17 10:25 am
Hi Naledi! This time "Fire" really is updated.
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Title: Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel New!
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 155]
Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 91 | Completed: No | Word count: 152904 | Read count: 132239

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: May 26, 2017


Title: Summer Heat by Glorfindel New!
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 43]
Summary:

A modern day, elves who never sailed, detective story in the style of film noir.

Erestor was the most evil elf in Gondolin and Imladris, yet he managed to hide it so that only a few saw him as he really was.

Glorfindel was his lover who thought that he had escaped Erestor forever after the ringwar.

Neither elf sailed and by chance they meet up in modern time. Glorfindel is a detective, constantly creating new identities for himself, and Erestor was until five years before, a hardened criminal who killed for fun. Now he seeks Glorfindel again with promises that he has changed.

A puzzling trail of bodies appear over the next few days and it seems Erestor is to blame for killing them, but exactly how many murders did he really commit, and also, who tried to kill Glorindel? Finally, how will Erestor flee when he hears the call of the sea with the police chasing after him?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 25 | Completed: No | Word count: 34327 | Read count: 20277

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Published: March 31, 2012 | Updated: May 26, 2017


Title: Waking the Dead by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

An elf, in a city of men, can create much chaos; even when he does not mean to.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2345 | Read count: 102

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Published: April 30, 2017 | Updated: April 30, 2017


Title: Cake Feelers! by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The elves want cake and ice cream, but first they have to get Mike out of the way. However, he is watching The Great British Bake off!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Legolas, Sauron
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1154 | Read count: 103

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Published: April 04, 2017 | Updated: April 04, 2017


Title: Weirdly wonderful. by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Feature

A place for all my small pieces that don't justify a story to their own but don't deserve to rot in a file in the back of my document folder because I'm not going to make them any longer. Also the future home to any B2Me I ever do. (Maybe next year?)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aredhel, Balin, Caranthir, Celebrían, Celegorm, Curufin, Elrond, Erestor, Eärendil, Eöl, Fëanor, Finarfin, Findis, Fingolfin, Finrod, Finwë, Galadriel, Gildor, Glorfindel, Huan, Idril, Indis, Irimë, Legolas, Maeglin, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Thranduil, Ulmo, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drabble, Drama, Erotica, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, PWP, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 56 | Completed: No | Word count: 47438 | Read count: 54441

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Published: May 21, 2012 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: A Bird to the Wise by IgnobleBard
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Glorfindel fears Legolas has been changed by dark magic and impending motherhood.

An April Fool's story suggested by and written for Chaotic Binky. Thanks for the inspiration! Next time there will be more farts.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3294 | Read count: 130

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Published: April 02, 2017 | Updated: April 02, 2017


Title: The broken wall, the burning roof, and tower fallen by Urloth
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Everyone lived aware of the delicate balance, that the Eldar had managed to find through nature’s bounty, was easily upset. Everyone did as they must, tip toed the delicate social steps perfected in Aman, and kept a close awareness of their companions to make sure they did not stumble either.


Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: AU, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Kink, Mpreg, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 8838 | Read count: 333

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Published: July 03, 2016 | Updated: March 31, 2017


Title: Falling For You by Glorfindel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond and Glorfindel go rock climbing, hoping to see some birds in their nests. They climb up a sheer face and find a cave.

Something furry is just inside, hidden in the darkness, and it's not alone.

What could possibly go wrong?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2747 | Read count: 108

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Published: March 13, 2017 | Updated: March 13, 2017


Title: Dark Judgement by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 60]
Summary:

Told completely from Sauron's point of view. His recollections blur the lines between who is good and bad, and he is gleefully and brutally honest about his deeds as he recalls events from the past and present and gives his opinions on them.

This story begins before 'Summer Heat' and tells how Sauron became the Valar approved psychiatrist for all the elves damaged by him in Middle-earth.

The tale starts with Sauron being defeated in Middle-earth during the Ring War. He is removed to Valinor for judgement by the Valar and looks forward to spending eternity with Melkor in the void, but his time there does not go as planned and he desperately seeks to leave the horrors of his new existence. The Valar release him, but his punishment is far from over as they force him to re-evaluate his hopes for the future and explore how it feels to love another.

Then the Valar give him the evil, murderous, psychopathic Erestor to cure. Has Sauron finally met his match?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celebrían, Elrond, Erestor, Fëanor, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Saruman, Sauron, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 55 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 91498 | Read count: 35817

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Published: December 17, 2011 | Updated: March 11, 2017


Title: Of Elves and Oaths by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Chaos reigns in Minas Tirith when Legolas arrives to celebrate his first New Year amongst Men. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5364 | Read count: 235

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Published: February 21, 2017 | Updated: February 21, 2017


Title: Fifty Shades Of Slate by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 21]
Summary: When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Kink, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8951 | Read count: 3059

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: February 19, 2017


Title: Days of a Valinorean healer by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Being a healer in Valinor brings a whole new set of challenges for Elrond, some really great ones and some not so great, but all in all, he didnt expect half of what he is getting....


Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 64831 | Read count: 1796

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Published: July 24, 2016 | Updated: February 19, 2017


Title: Short and Sweet by pippychick
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Legolas and Gimli travel together to Eryn Lasgalen after the fall of Sauron.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Explicit Sex, Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 13260 | Read count: 660

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Published: February 02, 2017 | Updated: February 18, 2017


Title: Family Reunion by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 10]
Summary: On his arrival in Valinor Legolas must endure the nightmare of meeting Elrohir's extended family and he finds they are not what he thought they were. A Condensed Silmarillion spin off.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Finrod, Gimli, Legolas, Turgon
Content: Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 5340 | Read count: 1632

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Published: November 13, 2015 | Updated: February 14, 2017


Title: Kings and Princes by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Tedious meetings, self important Nobles and an angry wood-elf leave Aragorn with a headache at the end of a very tiring day. 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3462 | Read count: 207

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Published: February 11, 2017 | Updated: February 11, 2017


Title: Wax on Wax off by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

When Elrond tries to help a dwarf with a peculiar problem he unwittingly unleashes a new horror onto the elves of Imladris, one which will make even the boldest of warriors cringe.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5045 | Read count: 130

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Published: January 30, 2017 | Updated: January 30, 2017


Title: Sauron, Worker of Fine Metals. by Glorfindel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Sauron is in love with Melkor, who casts him out, but before he does he gives him a magic ring which hides his identity.
Disguised as an elf, he flees to the Isle of Balar and captures the interest of the devious Cirdan.
Things go quite well until Cirdan announces that a ship full of Maia are soon to visit the island on a fact finding mission concerning Melkor and Sauron.
What can Sauron do? He cannot stay, that's for sure.
The story is gleefully written from Sauron's point of view, so can it even be trusted? Only you can decide!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18014 | Read count: 1924

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Published: December 13, 2016 | Updated: January 25, 2017


Title: Something Spicy by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Lacking experience sometimes means making mistakes and can have unexpected consequences. Like making new friends.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Gildor, OMC
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1792 | Read count: 138

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Published: January 02, 2017 | Updated: January 02, 2017


Title: Beyond the call of duty by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

If Amy had known that she before the end of the day would end up stranded in an alien world With her Group, being chased by ugly Creatures wielding swords she would have stayed in bed, but duty called, she answered and the shit hit the fan....


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 121757 | Read count: 3510

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Published: June 30, 2015 | Updated: December 26, 2016


Title: The Wraith in the Mist by zeedrippyvessel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary: According to Dwarven and Middle-earth annals, Dwalin lived longer than any other dwarf. 340 years. He out-lived his entire family, five kings. One wonders how he spent his last days.

Dwalin goes on a walk-a-bout with a most unusual companion.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Dwalin, Elladan, Elrohir, OFC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Death, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14805 | Read count: 1386

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: November 21, 2016


Title: Friendship Found in Unexpected Places by cheekybeak
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

When he discovers Legolas is away from his friends and family for his Begetting Day, Gimli attempts to ease his friend's sadness. But he has only a handful of Noldor and a Mortal Man to help him. A story about the discovery of a friend where you least expect one.

 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Eldarion, Elrohir, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3303 | Read count: 232

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Published: October 16, 2016 | Updated: October 16, 2016


Title: The Darkness of These Days by UnnamedElement
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

For Legolas, relationships in a darkening wood are anything but simple, and traumatic histories only complicate things further. Legolas and Ithildim find that pragmatism does not always protect the heart from harm, and sometimes withholding love is not worth it at all.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OMC
Content: Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2572 | Read count: 216

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Published: October 12, 2016 | Updated: October 12, 2016


Title: Love's Labour by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Aragorn awaits the birth of his second child.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éowyn, Faramir
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2923 | Read count: 175

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Published: October 02, 2016 | Updated: October 02, 2016


Title: This...socks! by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Ever wondered where all the socks your tumble drier seemingly devour end up? Wonder no more, the answer is here!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Melkor/Morgoth, Sauron
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2012 | Read count: 175

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Published: August 29, 2016 | Updated: August 29, 2016


Title: One of those days.... by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Elrond has started working as a healer again in Valinor, but that brings its own form of challenges, who could have guessed that the inhabitants of Valmar could be this...ignorant! Oh what a day!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, OFC, OMC
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4579 | Read count: 199

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Published: July 11, 2016 | Updated: July 11, 2016