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Half-brothers in heart, full brothers in blood by FirstAmazon Mature
My (rather optimistic) view on the complicated relationship between Fëanor & Fingolfin. A romance.
~ Fragments of Fate And Fire ~ by Spiced Wine Mature
This will be a collection of fics, commissioned art, and gapfillers to flesh out events within my Dark Prince/Magnificat...
A Man of Constant Sorrow by NelyafinweFeanorion General Audiences
Summary:Modern AU where Maglor lives and works in New York City as a bartender and musician. He fills his days with work...
Gentle yearning of the heart by FirstAmazon General Audiences
"Then the waves hunted us like living things filled with malice, and the lightnings smote us; and when we were broken down...
~ A Crown of Ash ~ by Spiced Wine General Audiences
Set directly after A Throne of Shadows, with the Clouds now gutted by fire, events move to the north-west of Scotland. The...
What We May Become by Narya Mature
"Love is begun by time And time qualifies the spark and fire of it..."  - Hamlet, William Shakespeare. * The story...
Sugar And Spice by Narya General Audiences
Modern AU. Elfhild is at the Arda Games in Dol Amroth as Rohan's reserve for the equestrian cross country event - though...

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Spiced Wine
09/13/20 06:14 pm
So if you copy that link and paste it in a browser it takes you to the image, (lovely!) but it doesn’t look like a link from a host site due to the http
Spiced Wine
09/13/20 06:13 pm
wait a sec
Spiced Wine
09/13/20 06:08 pm
this tinyMCE WYSWYG option is the rich text
Spiced Wine
09/13/20 06:07 pm
It depends if you’re using HTML links or rich text — which do you post in on here?
NelyafinweFeanorion
09/13/20 04:13 pm
The links don’t actually link or show anything. They just clog the note up with text ????
NelyafinweFeanorion
09/13/20 04:06 pm
@Spiced Wine—I tried to add a link to hosting site last night but it didn’t work. I added a link to Narya’s tumblr post in the fic notes but not sure that’s working either
Spiced Wine
09/13/20 09:58 am
@Nelya — did you work it out? I can do it, if you like. You need to upload it to a hosting site and then get the link and post that
NelyafinweFeanorion
09/13/20 05:23 am
I've just posted my first story in a year for TRSB with Narya as my art partner! I couldn't figure out how to post the art link here :(
NelyafinweFeanorion
09/13/20 05:22 am
Hi everyone! Just logged back in after an extremely long absence. Hope all are well.
Naledi
09/12/20 04:10 pm
Sending hugs, Ziggy. It's a stressful enough job at the best of times, and these certainly aren't the best of times!
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Content: Humor



Stories

Title: Angels and crooks by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bard and Thran has gotten used to their new life but they do still have their jobs and my oh my does that make things interesting at times. AU story, sequel to Beast.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 | Completed: No | Word count: 243525 | Read count: 4773

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Published: February 14, 2018 | Updated: August 31, 2020


Title: The Pied Pipers of Gondor by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Feisty fish - loving felines pose problems for Aragorn and Faramir.


Category: Non-Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1299 | Read count: 61

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Published: June 08, 2020 | Updated: June 08, 2020


Title: The Pied Pipers of Gondor by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Feisty fish - loving felines pose problems for Aragorn and Faramir.


Category: Non-Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1299 | Read count: 59

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Published: June 08, 2020 | Updated: June 08, 2020


Title: The Ways of Paradox by Narya
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 120]
Summary: How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity?

Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The Pirates of Penzance, and gets more than he bargained for.

A shameless love letter to my alma mater, to student life, to Maglor (of course), and to the joy of friendship in unexpected places.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Maglor, OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: The Wanderer, Nárë a Lindalë
Chapters: 26 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 133122 | Read count: 9478

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Published: May 07, 2018 | Updated: December 16, 2019


Title: A New Quest by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Elanor Gamgee helps Arwen and Adiva embark on a new adventure.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, OFC
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1879 | Read count: 138

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Published: October 29, 2019 | Updated: October 29, 2019


Title: A liaison in the Great Greenwood by Azukiel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Legolas has loved Adlanniel since before she came of age, and she has loved him dearly. However, when Legolas volunteers to go aid the men of Rhovanion from a small insurgent of Easterlings and Orcs, Adlanniel and Thranduil strike up a lascivious relationship….but why? What is it about each other they can not resist? Why do they go this far despite their better judgments and love for Legolas? Will Legolas find out?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Thranduil, Uruk-Hai
Content: AU, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 72 | Completed: No | Word count: 213910 | Read count: 79181

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Published: April 03, 2014 | Updated: October 16, 2019


Title: Fragments from Middle-earth by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Ficlets of under 1000 words written for past BTMEM Challenges. They feature mostly Aragorn, Faramir, Halbarad and OCs


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Éowyn, Faramir, Galadriel
Content: Angst, Drabble, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 | Completed: No | Word count: 15598 | Read count: 3758

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Published: February 04, 2019 | Updated: October 02, 2019


Title: The hunter's dilemma by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Celegorm is working as a national park ranger, too bad the worst animals are the ones on two legs...the valar does have to intervene...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celegorm, OFC
Content: AU, Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9125 | Read count: 211

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Published: September 30, 2019 | Updated: September 30, 2019


Title: Conversations with Dead People by curiouswombat
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Returnverse. Lord Námo finds sometimes fëar can help restore each other to wholeness.  Perhaps this might work with Nelyafinwë Maitimo and 'Spike'...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Maedhros, Mandos/Námo
Content: Angst, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: The Returnverse Stories.
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 2237 | Read count: 345

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Published: August 08, 2019 | Updated: August 08, 2019


Title: Days of a Valinorean healer by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Being a healer in Valinor brings a whole new set of challenges for Elrond, some really great ones and some not so great, but all in all, he didnt expect half of what he is getting....


Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 | Completed: No | Word count: 141107 | Read count: 13322

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Published: July 24, 2016 | Updated: July 27, 2019


Title: The Cloak by Himring
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Young Elrond, Maedhros and a lot of rain.

 

Gift fic for Oshun in honour of her 100th character bio for the SWG Newsletter.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Maedhros
Content: Angst, Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1073 | Read count: 253

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Published: July 23, 2019 | Updated: July 23, 2019


Title: The Hidden History of the Elves by curiouswombat
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Crackfic!  In which Faramir discovers Elves are more different to Men than he had ever imagined.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Faramir, Legolas
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3734 | Read count: 432

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Published: May 06, 2019 | Updated: May 06, 2019


Title: Sweet Mead in Lofty Halls by Himring
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Celeborn arrives in Valinor and finds himself in Varda's halls as a guest for the first time.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel
Content: Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 100 | Read count: 279

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Published: April 14, 2019 | Updated: April 14, 2019


Title: Apocrypha by Narya
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A home for various short snippets and scenes written in response to Tumblr and Dreamwidth prompts.
Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Drama, Gen, Het, Humor, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1173 | Read count: 1029

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Published: March 13, 2019 | Updated: March 13, 2019


Title: Fables of Faramir and Family by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

A selection of short pieces mostly written for challenges concerning Faramir and his family and friends.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Éowyn, Faramir, Finduilas, OFC, OMC
Content: Gen, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 | Completed: No | Word count: 46006 | Read count: 42653

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Published: August 11, 2013 | Updated: February 20, 2019


Title: The Magnificent Faerie Advent Calendar 2018 by cheekybeak, ziggy, Naledi, Narya, NelyafinweFeanorion, Gabriel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 101]
Summary:

It’s that time again. What is in store for us when Aragorn drags half of Minas Tirith to Imladris for Yule? 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galion, Gimli, Glorfindel, Imrahil, Legolas, Maglor, OFC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 | Completed: No | Word count: 41192 | Read count: 7894

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Published: December 01, 2018 | Updated: December 24, 2018


Title: Something Spicy by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Lacking experience sometimes means making mistakes and can have unexpected consequences. Like making new friends, or finding love.

(First chapter rewritten and extended)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Gildor, OMC
Content: Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3826 | Read count: 1419

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Published: January 02, 2017 | Updated: September 03, 2018


Title: The Governess by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Young Eldarion is not always the easiest of pupils...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Eldarion, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2467 | Read count: 846

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Published: September 01, 2018 | Updated: September 01, 2018


Title: The Joys of Fatherhood... by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Three year old Elfwine enjoys time with his father... whether Éomer enjoys it is less certain!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elfwine
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Tales of Rohan
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 283 | Read count: 402

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Published: August 30, 2018 | Updated: August 30, 2018


Title: Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 186]
Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 105 | Completed: No | Word count: 178776 | Read count: 190297

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: May 26, 2018


Title: The May Cup by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Little Eldarion helps entertain a royal visitor


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1502 | Read count: 407

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Published: May 07, 2018 | Updated: May 07, 2018


Title: The Prince's Portrait by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Eldarion sits for an official portrait.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1469 | Read count: 488

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Published: April 04, 2018 | Updated: April 04, 2018


Title: Of Lapwings, Hares and Speckled Eggs by Narya
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The Ambarussa play a trick on their younger cousin and unwittingly create a springtime legend. An Easter-themed one-shot featuring the House of Finwë - plus a few guest stars.

For Gabriel, who requested more fic about happy Finwëions. This isn't entirely happy (sorry) but it has its moments, and I think at the very least it can be described as hopeful. Enjoy.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Elrond, Elros, Gandalf, Maedhros, Maglor, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: The Wanderer, Nárë a Lindalë
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3348 | Read count: 541

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Published: April 02, 2018 | Updated: April 02, 2018


Title: Of Rangers and Cats by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

A few scenes from the lives of Aragorn and Halbarad and some Felines.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5055 | Read count: 2194

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Published: November 13, 2017 | Updated: March 08, 2018


Title: When All Is Lost. by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: After being banished to the wine cellars for a witty remark about Legolas, Galion has hardly any contact with his former fellow warriors, in particular, the one he wants to be with most in the world. Losing hope he drinks wine with abandon, especially Legolas' priceless vintages. His desperation comes to the notice of Thranduil, who agrees to let Galion sail. Will the object of his adoration realise what is happening and save the day? Not likely, unless something extreme happens to bring them both together!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Galion, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7226 | Read count: 1874

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Published: February 16, 2018 | Updated: February 16, 2018