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How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity? Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The...
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Title: The Ways of Paradox by Narya New!
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 108]
Summary: How do you pass the time when you know you're facing eternity?

Maglor agrees to appear in a student production of The Pirates of Penzance, and gets more than he bargained for.

A shameless love letter to my alma mater, to student life, to Maglor (of course), and to the joy of friendship in unexpected places.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Maglor, OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: The Wanderer, Nárë a Lindalë
Chapters: 20 | Completed: No | Word count: 106439 | Read count: 3636

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Published: May 07, 2018 | Updated: May 19, 2019


Title: The Hidden History of the Elves by curiouswombat
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Crackfic!  In which Faramir discovers Elves are more different to Men than he had ever imagined.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Faramir, Legolas
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3734 | Read count: 89

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Published: May 06, 2019 | Updated: May 06, 2019


Title: Fragments from Middle-earth by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Ficlets of under 1000 words written for past BTMEM Challenges. They feature mostly Aragorn, Faramir, Halbarad and OCs


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Éowyn, Faramir, Galadriel
Content: Angst, Drabble, Gen, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 9506 | Read count: 262

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Published: February 04, 2019 | Updated: April 27, 2019


Title: A liaison in the Great Greenwood by Azukiel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Legolas has loved Adlanniel since before she came of age, and she has loved him dearly. However, when Legolas volunteers to go aid the men of Rhovanion from a small insurgent of Easterlings and Orcs, Adlanniel and Thranduil strike up a lascivious relationship….but why? What is it about each other they can not resist? Why do they go this far despite their better judgments and love for Legolas? Will Legolas find out?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Thranduil, Uruk-Hai
Content: AU, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 69 | Completed: No | Word count: 210286 | Read count: 61995

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Published: April 03, 2014 | Updated: April 18, 2019


Title: Angels and crooks by Nuredhel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bard and Thran has gotten used to their new life but they do still have their jobs and my oh my does that make things interesting at times. AU story, sequel to Beast.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Legolas, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 144464 | Read count: 975

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Published: February 14, 2018 | Updated: April 16, 2019


Title: Sweet Mead in Lofty Halls by Himring
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Celeborn arrives in Valinor and finds himself in Varda's halls as a guest for the first time.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel
Content: Drabble, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 100 | Read count: 56

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Published: April 14, 2019 | Updated: April 14, 2019


Title: Days of a Valinorean healer by Nuredhel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Being a healer in Valinor brings a whole new set of challenges for Elrond, some really great ones and some not so great, but all in all, he didnt expect half of what he is getting....


Category: Fiction
Characters: OFC, OMC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 | Completed: No | Word count: 134741 | Read count: 8595

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Published: July 24, 2016 | Updated: March 17, 2019


Title: Apocrypha by Narya
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A home for various short snippets and scenes written in response to Tumblr and Dreamwidth prompts.
Category: Fiction
Characters: None
Content: Drama, Gen, Het, Humor, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1173 | Read count: 167

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Published: March 13, 2019 | Updated: March 13, 2019


Title: Fables of Faramir and Family by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

A selection of short pieces mostly written for challenges concerning Faramir and his family and friends.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Denethor, Éowyn, Faramir, Finduilas, OFC, OMC
Content: Gen, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 | Completed: No | Word count: 46006 | Read count: 33635

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Published: August 11, 2013 | Updated: February 20, 2019


Title: The Magnificent Faerie Advent Calendar 2018 by cheekybeak, ziggy, Naledi, Narya, NelyafinweFeanorion, Gabriel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 101]
Summary:

It’s that time again. What is in store for us when Aragorn drags half of Minas Tirith to Imladris for Yule? 


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galion, Gimli, Glorfindel, Imrahil, Legolas, Maglor, OFC, Thranduil
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 | Completed: No | Word count: 41192 | Read count: 3213

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Published: December 01, 2018 | Updated: December 24, 2018


Title: Something Spicy by Ysilme
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Lacking experience sometimes means making mistakes and can have unexpected consequences. Like making new friends, or finding love.

(First chapter rewritten and extended)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Gildor, OMC
Content: Humor, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3826 | Read count: 953

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Published: January 02, 2017 | Updated: September 03, 2018


Title: The Governess by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Young Eldarion is not always the easiest of pupils...


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Eldarion, Gimli, Legolas
Content: Gen, Humor, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2467 | Read count: 293

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Published: September 01, 2018 | Updated: September 01, 2018


Title: The Joys of Fatherhood... by curiouswombat
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Three year old Elfwine enjoys time with his father... whether Éomer enjoys it is less certain!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elfwine
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 283 | Read count: 158

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Published: August 30, 2018 | Updated: August 30, 2018


Title: Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 186]
Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 105 | Completed: No | Word count: 178776 | Read count: 164455

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: May 26, 2018


Title: The May Cup by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Little Eldarion helps entertain a royal visitor


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1502 | Read count: 246

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Published: May 07, 2018 | Updated: May 07, 2018


Title: The Prince's Portrait by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Eldarion sits for an official portrait.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1469 | Read count: 316

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Published: April 04, 2018 | Updated: April 04, 2018


Title: Of Lapwings, Hares and Speckled Eggs by Narya
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The Ambarussa play a trick on their younger cousin and unwittingly create a springtime legend. An Easter-themed one-shot featuring the House of Finwë - plus a few guest stars.

For Gabriel, who requested more fic about happy Finwëions. This isn't entirely happy (sorry) but it has its moments, and I think at the very least it can be described as hopeful. Enjoy.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Elrond, Elros, Gandalf, Maedhros, Maglor, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, OFC, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: The Wanderer, Nárë a Lindalë
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3348 | Read count: 384

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Published: April 02, 2018 | Updated: April 02, 2018


Title: Of Rangers and Cats by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

A few scenes from the lives of Aragorn and Halbarad and some Felines.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad
Content: Gen, Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5055 | Read count: 1144

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Published: November 13, 2017 | Updated: March 08, 2018


Title: When All Is Lost. by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 2]
Summary: After being banished to the wine cellars for a witty remark about Legolas, Galion has hardly any contact with his former fellow warriors, in particular, the one he wants to be with most in the world. Losing hope he drinks wine with abandon, especially Legolas' priceless vintages. His desperation comes to the notice of Thranduil, who agrees to let Galion sail. Will the object of his adoration realise what is happening and save the day? Not likely, unless something extreme happens to bring them both together!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Galion, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7226 | Read count: 780

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Published: February 16, 2018 | Updated: February 16, 2018


Title: Islands of Warmth in a Sea of Cold by Karlmir Stonewain
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 3]
Summary: How couples in the Reunited Kingdom and beyond dealt with the bitter cold of midwinter at bedtime. The story takes place in January, 50 FO when the region is paralyzed by a severe snowstorm and ensuing cold wave.

Disclaimer: This story is fan fiction based upon the world and characters created by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is written solely for the enjoyment of my readers and I make no profit from it of any kind.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Eldarion, Gimli, Legolas, OFC, OMC, Orc
Content: Drama, Femmeslash, Gen, Humor, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4641 | Read count: 468

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Published: January 12, 2018 | Updated: January 12, 2018


Title: A Faerie Slashy Advent Calendar by Naledi, ziggy, Narya, cheekybeak, NelyafinweFeanorion, Gabriel
Rated: Mature Round robin [Reviews - 134]
Summary:

A round-robin advent calendar. Elrohir is pursued by orcs to the eaves of Mirkwood. What happens next is anyone's guess.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Galion, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 49686 | Read count: 11636

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Published: December 04, 2017 | Updated: December 26, 2017


Title: Beast by Nuredhel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bard Bowman is working as a police investigator, when the serial killer he is chasing proves to have a very long history the feds call in a profiler. How is he to convince this gorgeous man of his love when they are chasing something out of a nightmare? The road to love can be bumpy, in special when it is surrounded by murders.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Dwalin, Erestor, Gandalf, Legolas, Lindir, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, OFC, OMC, Thranduil
Content: Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 135070 | Read count: 3249

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Published: September 12, 2017 | Updated: December 15, 2017


Title: Jeli in Valinor by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 97]
Summary: King Oropher and Lord Cirdan have sailed to Valinor and are reunited with their daughter, Jeli, who died over a thousand years before. They take her on a journey to meet the rest of her family at Ereodan's palace (he is the reborn Gil-Galad Ereinion) and all manner of exciting events happen.

After they arrive, Nerdanel tries to claim Jeli on the basis that she was once Feanor. Erestor throws a hissy fit and storms off to complain to the Valar when he finds he does not have as much power as he thought he had. Ingwe declares war on the kings of the new realms. Ereolas has a horrid foursome. Cirdan has an ultra-quick childhood after being reborn - he is the only baby with a beard. Thranduil is just as loud as he ever was.

There is a whole cast of characters, with nearly every elf who starred in Ereolas: Oropher Unbound making appearances in the story.

Plus - Jeli in Valinor is the only story to feature THE VALINOR SLASH AWARDS!!! The elves hold an awards ceremony and give prizes for the best stories - what could possibly go wrong?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aegnor, Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Aulë, Caranthir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Círdan, Curufin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eöl, Erestor, Estë, Fingolfin, Finrod, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Ingwë, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Oropher, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 146 | Completed: No | Word count: 267200 | Read count: 113603

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Published: January 11, 2013 | Updated: October 17, 2017


Title: Elegy for Númenor - Volume 1: Journey to Umbar by elfscribe
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Past Featured Story

The Númenórean King Ar-Pharazôn thinks he has won an easy victory when Sauron surrenders to him and becomes his prisoner. But the march back to Umbar with the conniving Dark Lord turns out to have many unanticipated twists and turns through a nest of politics and intrigue, including Sauron's attempted seduction of Ar-Pharazôn's favorite male courtesan.

This is volume I of a planned trilogy. An epic tale of political intrigue, the desire for immortality and love, sorcery, hubris, loyalty, lust, and catastropic amounts of water.

MEFA 2009 First Place winner in Genres: Longer Works: Incomplete  (Vol. I is now complete)


Category: Fiction
Characters: Amanil, Ar-Pharazôn, Elendil, Melkor/Morgoth, OFC, OMC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 186316 | Read count: 16653

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Published: June 12, 2013 | Updated: October 01, 2017


Title: What may not bless my waking eyes by Linda Hoyland
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A few scenes of Ranger life


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad, OFC
Content: Het, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1184 | Read count: 423

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Published: September 30, 2017 | Updated: September 30, 2017