The Númenórean King Ar-Pharazôn thinks he has won an easy victory when Sauron surrenders to him and becomes his prisoner. But the march back to Umbar with the conniving Dark Lord turns out to have many unanticipated twists and turns through a nest of politics and intrigue, including Sauron's attempted seduction of Ar-Pharazôn's favorite male courtesan.

This is volume I of a planned trilogy. An epic tale of political intrigue, the desire for immortality and love, sorcery, hubris, loyalty, lust, and catastropic amounts of water.

MEFA 2009 First Place winner in Genres: Longer Works: Incomplete  (Vol. I is now complete)

When Fëanor Discover that his oldest son is having a relationship to his own cousin he fears a scandal and to avoid it he disregards the advice of his own father and forces Nelyafinwë into an arranged marriage. He hopes to put an end to the romance between the two Young ellyn but what he really does is drag an innocent Third part into their Family, a young elleth who sees this marriage as the end of everything. But are Things as bad as they seem? And can she manage to survive when hearts seem to grow harder and the light itself is stolen from them all?

"We left Middle Earth, never to return, and shall never speak of these lands again." As those words of Finwë became law, the fate of his first child, a son taken by the Shadow, remains a taboo never to be shared with any of his children. But in Angband, the son of Miriel is not dead at all.

Fëanaro abandoned his half-brother only to meet a full-blooded one, more alien to him than Nolofinwë will ever be.

"Galadriel was the greatest of the Noldor, except Fëanor maybe, though she was wiser than he, and her wisdom increased with the long years."

In Valinor, Melkor is the first to tempt her with the prospect of besting her uncle.

Arda's end was prophesized and, with it, the birth of paradise. Rebirth there was, but the much desired heavens are still much awaited for.

In a new Arda ruled by Namo and Irmo, technology replaces magic, misfits are re-educated with heavy medication and everyone gets what he or she deserves according to severe ratings. Those who dare remember their past lives are forced to forget.

Melkor seduces Mairon and the maia stands no chance against the vala's cunning mind and skills...

Exchange programs are an exciting and fun way to get to know different cultures and make new friends... right? 

Prepare for the strangest AU you've ever seen. Yes, you read that right, this is as AU as they come. Includes sudden teleportation, a balrog in the bathroom, Gondorian Folk Dancers, anachronisms, food fights, unlikely family ties, all the goodness of Genderswapped!Morgoth... and much more! Also, Mairon has a guitar and he's not afraid to use it. Brace yourself!