Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 96 | Completed: No | Word count: 160458 | Read count: 145179

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: April 14, 2018

Summary: King Oropher and Lord Cirdan have sailed to Valinor and are reunited with their daughter, Jeli, who died over a thousand years before. They take her on a journey to meet the rest of her family at Ereodan's palace (he is the reborn Gil-Galad Ereinion) and all manner of exciting events happen.

After they arrive, Nerdanel tries to claim Jeli on the basis that she was once Feanor. Erestor throws a hissy fit and storms off to complain to the Valar when he finds he does not have as much power as he thought he had. Ingwe declares war on the kings of the new realms. Ereolas has a horrid foursome. Cirdan has an ultra-quick childhood after being reborn - he is the only baby with a beard. Thranduil is just as loud as he ever was.

There is a whole cast of characters, with nearly every elf who starred in Ereolas: Oropher Unbound making appearances in the story.

Plus - Jeli in Valinor is the only story to feature THE VALINOR SLASH AWARDS!!! The elves hold an awards ceremony and give prizes for the best stories - what could possibly go wrong?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aegnor, Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Aulë, Caranthir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Círdan, Curufin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eöl, Erestor, Estë, Fingolfin, Finrod, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Ingwë, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Oropher, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 146 | Completed: No | Word count: 267200 | Read count: 91054

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Published: January 11, 2013 | Updated: October 17, 2017

Summary: The Silm you read when you are not really reading the Silm. Everything you always wanted to know......but missing all the boring bits.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amarië, Amras, Amrod, Aragorn, Aredhel, Arwen, Aulë, Balrog, Beleg, Beren, Caranthir, Celeborn, Celegorm, Círdan, Curufin, Ecthelion, Elrond, Elros, Elu Thingol, Eluréd, Elurín, Elwing, Eru, Eärendil, Eöl, Fëanor, Finarfin, Findis, Finduilas, Fingolfin, Fingon, Finrod, Finwë, Galadriel, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Gothmog, Gwindor, Huan, Idril, Legolas, Lúthien, Mablung, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Melkor/Morgoth, Mîm, Nerdanel, Orodreth, Saeros, Sauron, Tulkas, Tuor, Turgon, Túrin, Ulmo, Ungoliant, Yavanna
Content: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 68 | Completed: No | Word count: 34193 | Read count: 42739

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Published: November 29, 2014 | Updated: July 11, 2017

Summary: Sauron is in love with Melkor, who casts him out, but before he does he gives him a magic ring which hides his identity.
Disguised as an elf, he flees to the Isle of Balar and captures the interest of the devious Cirdan.
Things go quite well until Cirdan announces that a ship full of Maia are soon to visit the island on a fact finding mission concerning Melkor and Sauron.
What can Sauron do? He cannot stay, that's for sure.
The story is gleefully written from Sauron's point of view, so can it even be trusted? Only you can decide!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Maglor, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Nienna, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18014 | Read count: 4575

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Published: December 13, 2016 | Updated: January 25, 2017

Summary: This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.

Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher. He is one hundred years old and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.

To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.

Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:

Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada in the form of a small baby. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.

Oropher’s soul mate was Cirdan and when he is reborn as Ereolas he is still his soul mate, so when he reaches his majority he marries Cirdan and moves to Mithlond with him. Recently, Ereolas has expanded his interests to include hunting down all written works about Oropher and correcting them. He also carries the curse of Legolas.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Arwen, Aulë, Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Fëanor, Galadriel, Galdor, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Gwindor, Haldir, Irmo/Lórien, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nienna, OFC, Orc, Oromë, Oropher, Orophin, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Tulkas, Ulmo, Uruk-Hai, Vairë, Vána, Varda/Elbereth, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 63 | Completed: No | Word count: 283356 | Read count: 71566

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Published: January 22, 2012 | Updated: September 22, 2015

Summary: What if the last ship has not yet sailed? Companion piece to "The Green Flash" and "The Tower Hills". (Slightly AU: Gandalf's ring Narya and the palant
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan
Content: Gen, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1862 | Read count: 643

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Published: January 19, 2015 | Updated: January 19, 2015

Summary: A gapfiller set at the end of ROTK, between Frodo's leavetaking and the return of Sam, Merry and Pippin to the Shire. Slightly AU for the disposition of Narya.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, Peregrin "Pippin" Took, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Content: Gen, Vignette
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2732 | Read count: 691

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Published: January 08, 2015 | Updated: January 08, 2015

Summary: Maglor has seen the rise and fall of civilisations since the way to Valinor was lost. Like many other elves he chose to stay in Middle-earth, living a carefree life and loving Erestor until the fateful day that Port Royale fell into the sea. Now all that Maglor has are his memories. Or does he? Could Erestor still be alive?

As Maglor desperately tries to hold onto the memory of the one who loved him, and solve the mystery of his death over 300 years ago, he has events in his own life to consider. As an archeologist, he has access to artefacts uncovered from a new site just off the Cornish Coast. One of them is too important to let anyone have, so why does he allow his scheming boss to steal it? Will he ever get his professional reputation back? Plus, his cat is acting oddly - could it be possessed?

At the centre of it all, is a ghost that appears in mirrors. It winks at the cat, terrifies the reformed Sauron, and exacts a supreme revenge on behalf of the one he loves. As all the elves come together and meet at Land's End what will happen next? Will prophecy be fulfilled? And what of the ones they leave behind?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aragorn, Aulë, Círdan, Elrond, Erestor, Gildor, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 26309 | Read count: 14054

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Published: April 06, 2014 | Updated: May 01, 2014

Summary:

A chain of mysterious events lead Erestor and Elladan to Mirkwood in search of answers. There they and Gildor face deadly danger that has nothing to do with orcs or giant spiders. With more than a passing nod to Chris Carter's incomparable X-Files.

Category: Fiction
Characters: Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Gildor
Content: AU, Horror, Mystery, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The M Files
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 29310 | Read count: 5030

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Published: March 03, 2014 | Updated: March 28, 2014

Summary:

Captain Eärendil of the starship Vingilot led a quiet, simple life of traveling space and mapping star charts… At least, until an attack of the O.A.T.H. on his home world draws him and his family into a web of political intrigue, and puts them unwittingly on the front lines of a large interplanetary conflict…

With hypocrite politicians, family drama, Dragon-Class battlecruisers, and a mysterious payload on their hands, will the crew of the Vingilot survive this turmoil unscathed?

A Space AU of the War of Wrath…

Thank you Agnes for the cover art... 

Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Daeron, Elwing, Eärendil, Maglor, Nimrodel, Varda/Elbereth, Voronwë
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4891 | Read count: 1713

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Published: January 15, 2014 | Updated: January 25, 2014

Summary: So a shipwright, a high-king, and a seriously miffed Galdor walk into a bar…
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Galdor, Gil-galad
Content: Action/Adventure, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2625 | Read count: 965

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Published: December 01, 2013 | Updated: December 01, 2013

Summary: Where indiscriminate LotR stories are hoarded.
1 - Cast it into the Fire - What really happened in the Crack of Doom? Elrond’s half-mortal brain may be faulty… Movie-verse!
2 - Matters of Nonsense - Legolas attempts to imitate one of the stranger habits of his mortal companions…
3 - Mordor, First Class - Packing peanuts and postal orcs. A different take on the Fellowship’s quest… Movie-verse!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Boromir, Círdan, Elrond, Galdor, Gandalf, Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2371 | Read count: 2393

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Published: September 26, 2013 | Updated: September 29, 2013

Summary: Saruman is not the only member of the Wise with a secret.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Galdor, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Radagast, Saruman
Content: Humor
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2530 | Read count: 1004

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Published: September 14, 2013 | Updated: September 14, 2013