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Reflections in Imladris by Starfox General Audiences
Companion Piece to Musings In The Night. Legolas arrives in Imladris.
Holding up the Sky by mangacrack General Audiences
[Maedhros & Aragorn] The meeting of two wary souls, comforting each other.
The Lost Princess by Alpanu Teen
Your life path had been difficult. You do not have a family nor a place you could call "home". You consider yourself to be...
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A herb mistress has a fateful encounter with a stranger.
The Black Arrow by ziggy General Audiences
Thranduil strikes a bargain with his fiery neighbour. The story of how the black arrow that killed Smaug came to Bard. 'Black...
The song of tomorrow by Nuredhel Explicit
The past reaches out towards the future...A living mystery is being delivered to the king of Mirkwood as a gift and a strange...
Where the Shadows Lie by ziggy General Audiences
Not only the Three survive Sauron's fall, and not all darkness is vanquished. Sequel to Sons of Thunder. Warnings: loads...

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Spiced Wine
03/24/17 02:30 pm
Most of my teachers were lovely - there were just a couple that were not nice.
ziggy
03/22/17 11:06 pm
I hate hearing about teachers who ruined a child's interest or confidence or curiosity- as a teacher myself, it actually hurts to think how someone has done that. It doesn't happen much now.
Spiced Wine
03/20/17 10:15 am
I was a very quiet student, easily cowed and very much a loner, nevertheless I was a good student, but he was not a nice teacher :(
Ysilme
03/19/17 03:00 pm
Spiced, what a horrible experience about that teacher! That would drive anybody off the subject, I'd imagine.
Ysilme
03/19/17 02:59 pm
UnnamedElement, my husband has a doctorate in chemistry, so he might be able to help. *g* Just drop me a note through the PM system here, or at LJ or DW (same name).
UnnamedElement
03/18/17 03:05 am
Spiced- how horrible! My friends made fun of my poor attn to detail so Chem and I did not get along either. But no! Can find no handy calculators online. Oh well!
UnnamedElement
03/18/17 03:04 am
I'm bad at keeping up w tv, but I support anything that inspires you to write eomer more, ziggy!
curiouswombat
03/18/17 01:07 am
Oh - please do...
ziggy
03/17/17 11:53 pm
Yes- that is EXACTLY right!! I might have to write Eomer a bit more:)
curiouswombat
03/17/17 11:02 pm
Ziggy - I keep wanting to pinch the characters and turn them into Rohirrim....
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Title: Fifty Shades Of Slate by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 21]
Summary: When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Erestor, Legolas, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Kink, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8951 | Read count: 2642

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Published: August 31, 2015 | Updated: February 19, 2017


Title: House of Secrets by Glorfindel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The orphaned Lindir is taken to live with Elrond and Celebrian, who raise him as their son. When Celebrían sails twenty years later, he feels her loss just as keenly as Elrond's children. Lindir's siblings are horrible to him but he has powerful friends. Plus, Lindir doesn't help the situation - he does magic research experiments on his siblings and sees no reason not to continue. Maybe that was why Gandalf sent him an amulet of protection, or maybe not.

On the way to Lothlórien, Lindir meets Radagast the Brown, who hints at secrets in Lindir's past. They are attacked by killer plants and spiders, and escape, only to find themselves deep in a dark part of the forest, facing the Witch King and his Nazgul.

How will Lindir survive?

Will help come in the nick of time?

What part will the mysterious amulet play?

Lindir's fate forces the family to confront two explosive, painful and unspoken secrets: the huge deception around Lindir's birth, twenty-five years previous, and his part in what happened to Celebrian.

Will the family survive or will it be blown apart?

Lindir tells it all, leaving no stone unturned, and as unrepentant as ever!
Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Haldir, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit, Radagast, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 22774 | Read count: 2049

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Published: May 07, 2015 | Updated: February 16, 2017


Title: Melpomaen the Elfling by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 147]
Summary:



Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

The story follows Mel through his, not always easy, childhood until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Orc, Oropher, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 83 | Completed: No | Word count: 140383 | Read count: 128607

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: March 18, 2016


Title: Jeli in Valinor by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 85]
Summary: King Oropher and Lord Cirdan have sailed to Valinor and are reunited with their daughter, Jeli, who died over a thousand years before. They take her on a journey to meet the rest of her family at Ereodan's palace (he is the reborn Gil-Galad Ereinion) and all manner of exciting events happen.

After they arrive, Nerdanel tries to claim Jeli on the basis that she was once Feanor. Erestor throws a hissy fit and storms off to complain to the Valar when he finds he does not have as much power as he thought he had. Ingwe declares war on the kings of the new realms. Ereolas has a horrid foursome. Cirdan has an ultra-quick childhood after being reborn - he is the only baby with a beard. Thranduil is just as loud as he ever was.

There is a whole cast of characters, with nearly every elf who starred in Ereolas: Oropher Unbound making appearances in the story.

Plus - Jeli in Valinor is the only story to feature THE VALINOR SLASH AWARDS!!! The elves hold an awards ceremony and give prizes for the best stories - what could possibly go wrong?


Category: Fiction
Characters: Aegnor, Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Aulë, Caranthir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Celebrimbor, Celegorm, Círdan, Curufin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Eöl, Fingolfin, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Ingwë, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melkor/Morgoth, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nerdanel, OFC, OMC, Oromë, Oropher, Thranduil, Varda/Elbereth
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 143 | Completed: No | Word count: 260547 | Read count: 66641

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Published: January 11, 2013 | Updated: February 11, 2016


Title: Ereolas: Oropher Unbound! by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 66]
Summary: This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.

Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher. He is one hundred years old and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.

To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.

Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:

Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada in the form of a small baby. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.

Oropher’s soul mate was Cirdan and when he is reborn as Ereolas he is still his soul mate, so when he reaches his majority he marries Cirdan and moves to Mithlond with him. Recently, Ereolas has expanded his interests to include hunting down all written works about Oropher and correcting them. He also carries the curse of Legolas.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Amras, Amrod, Aredhel, Arwen, Aulë, Celeborn, Celebrían, Círdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Estë, Fëanor, Galadriel, Galdor, Gandalf, Gil-galad, Gildor, Glorfindel, Gwindor, Haldir, Irmo/Lórien, Legolas, Lindir, Maedhros, Maglor, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melian, Melpomaen/Figwit, Míriel, Nienna, OFC, Orc, Oromë, Oropher, Orophin, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Tulkas, Ulmo, Uruk-Hai, Vairë, Vána, Varda/Elbereth, Yavanna
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Gen, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Mpreg, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 63 | Completed: No | Word count: 283356 | Read count: 59729

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Published: January 22, 2012 | Updated: September 22, 2015


Title: A Safer Truth by red_lasbelin
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A confrontation in the break room, secret revelations and a black eye. Scene from a medical soap opera.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Drama
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1123 | Read count: 515

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Published: November 07, 2014 | Updated: November 07, 2014


Title: Summer Heat by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

Set in modern time. Glorfindel is a private detective who takes a commission from a client he knew many years before.

Who can Glorfindel trust? Why are there so many murders pointing to his client when he could not have committed them - or could he?

Who is the real victim in this exciting noir style whodunnit mystery?

Expect the unexpected!


Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, OMC
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Drama, Dubcon, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Rape/Non-con, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: Dark Judgement
Chapters: 18 | Completed: No | Word count: 23690 | Read count: 19015

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Published: March 31, 2012 | Updated: June 22, 2013


Title: Bound by Ansileran
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: After Celebrian's departure, Elrond is fading. The healers have given up on him. Can Melpomaen save his childhood's hero? AU, probably OOC too, MM pairing. Don't like don't read ! The main plot hasn't started yet, for now, Melpomaen is still growing up...
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: AU, Dubcon, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 24949 | Read count: 4467

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Published: July 26, 2012 | Updated: August 02, 2012


Title: Chocolate Custard Bubble Bath by Glorfindel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Four year old Mel the elfling runs to see Glorfindel who is back from patrol. From the Melpomaen the Elfling Universe.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: AU, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 793 | Read count: 1448

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Published: July 20, 2012 | Updated: July 20, 2012


Title: My Soul Mate, My Love, My Only One. by Glorfindel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Melpomaen recalls his passage into adulthood as he exalts his soul mate, Glorfindel, whom he has known since an elfling. From the Melpomaen the Elfling Universe.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1209 | Read count: 1970

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Published: July 07, 2012 | Updated: July 07, 2012


Title: The Mischief Club by Glorfindel
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 16]
Summary: Glorfindel has been in Imladris for less than a year after being re-embodied. He is Elrond's lover and already he is throwing his weight around and annoying everyone because he can.

The shadowy Mischief Club decide that he needs to be taught a lesson, but will they know how to stop?
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC
Content: Angst, AU, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12286 | Read count: 24387

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Published: March 13, 2012 | Updated: June 26, 2012


Title: Painting a Golden Light by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 13]
Summary:



This story is set just after the First World War where the last elves who never sailed live alongside humans.



Erestor, a well known war artist and contemporary of J.R.R.Tolkien, is shell-shocked and traumatised by his experiences in the trenches. He lives in an English village with Glorfindel, an explorer, who has recently returned from a secret government sponsored mission. The story looks back at Erestor's experiences in the trenches and follows his attempts at recovery in Craiglockart Hospital, in Scotland, and then in the village of St. Michael's leap on the South Coast of England, where he and Glorfindel find out who is actually behind the First World War and other battles happening throughout history.



The villagers are extremely curious, not least because of the status of the newcomers. Such famous residents might make their village famous enough for the King to visit. Both elves are taken to the heart of the gossipy social circles of St. Michael's Leap and watch as the villagers try to out do each other in vying for their attention.



All goes well until Erestor finally paints his 'Golden Light' and decides to exhibit in the US....




Category: Fiction
Characters: Arwen, Erestor, Glorfindel, Mandos/Námo, Manwë, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC, Sauron
Content: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Character Death, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 21875 | Read count: 15764

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Published: December 17, 2011 | Updated: June 16, 2012


Title: Baiting Glorfindel by Glorfindel
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Are Glorfindel's bum cheeks like a ripe, soft peach? According to Erestor they are!



Erestor and his friends taunt Glorfindel and it’s too much for him to take. When he reacts things get worse before they get better.




Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: Angst, AU, Erotica, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5157 | Read count: 10543

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Published: April 24, 2012 | Updated: May 08, 2012


Title: The Enchantment of Legolas by Glorfindel
Rated: Teen [Reviews - 4]
Summary:



Young Legolas is getting quite a name for himself as a painter, especially among the warriors who sit for him. Saruman has invited himself to Mirkwood for a holiday and tries to coax Legolas into painting him. Legolas is horrified and refuses, probably because Saruman is wearing one of his mother's best dresses and has stuffed two melons down the front.



Highly offended by Legolas' refusal, Saruman curses him to fall pregnant by the next elf he sets his eyes upon...




Category: Fiction
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Legolas, Melpomaen/Figwit, Saruman, Thranduil
Content: AU, Dubcon, Humor, Mpreg, Romance, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2951 | Read count: 2927

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Published: November 21, 2011 | Updated: November 21, 2011


Title: Jeli and Melpomaen in Agie's House by Glorfindel
Rated: General Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jeli passes through a port hole in a Valinor forest into Aglarien’s house and meets four year old Mel, who is eating Agie’s ice cream and has left the freezer door open.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Círdan, Erestor, Melpomaen/Figwit, OFC
Content: AU, Gen, Humor
Challenge: None
Series: The Melpomaen the Elfling Universe Story Collection
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1653 | Read count: 1874

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Published: November 19, 2011 | Updated: November 19, 2011


Title: Meleth Naegra by Alquien
Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Love hurts. An "Anestel/CE" AU.
Category: Fiction
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Melpomaen/Figwit
Content: AU, BDSM, Character Death, Dubcon, Explicit Sex, Mpreg, Rape/Non-con, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 15189 | Read count: 2750

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Published: July 16, 2011 | Updated: July 16, 2011


Title: ~ That Bright-Dark Day ~ by Spiced Wine
Rated: Mature [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

It should have been a peaceful summer ride from Imladris to the High Pass to meet a small party from Mirkwood.
The Watchful Peace had ended, but the mountains still seemed safe enough for Melpomaen to be included among the warriors performing a mere courtesy.

Melpomaen had not left Imladris in many years, and anticipated an enjoyable excursion that hot and sultry summer. Instead he found himself facing danger, death and a mysterious personage he had heard of only in tales.

This story is for Dapperscavenger, who asked for a Vanimórë and Melpomaen story on my offer of a 5000 words or less slash fic on the Live Journal Help Pakistan Fandom Auction.


Category: Fiction
Characters: Glorfindel, Melpomaen/Figwit, OMC, Orc
Content: AU, Drama, Erotica, Explicit Sex, Slash
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10192 | Read count: 5682

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Published: July 06, 2011 | Updated: July 06, 2011